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Locked Up With Clinton Buddy Namazee

Locked Up With Clinton Buddy Namazee

Hassan Nemazee is doing 12 and a half years in Otisville prison.  On August 21, 2009 Hassan defrauded the Bank of America out of $142 million. On the same day he defrauded Citibank out of $75 million.  He had been running a massive ponzi scheme, along with various other fraudulent schemes, for over ten years. He is an Iranian who lived in America who raised millions for Bill and Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and the Democratic National Committee for many…

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Xmas Eve Party Italian Style

Xmas Eve Party Italian Style

  There is nothing more depressing than spending the holidays in jail.  Inmates locked up in Otisville try to make the best of a bad situation. Last year the Italians got together and put together a spaghetti dinner for Xmas Eve.  They chipped in and bought food on the commissary and tried to spice it up with whatever spices are available.  Parmesan and provolone cheese is available on the commissary.  They throw in a few olives, bologna, pepperoni, and olive…

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Chanukah Spent in Otisville

Chanukah Spent in Otisville

During the holiday of Chanukah the blueboyz let each Jewish inmate light his own personal menorah in the Jewish chapel.  Thats about 60 menorahs.  By the eighth night that’s almost five hundred candles and oil burning in the chapel.  Talk about a fire hazard. Some Jews get the wax candles, while Jews with more seniority, ie., longer sentences and more clout, get the containers of olive oil.  There was a special Chanukah party for the Jewish inmates, complete with a…

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Locked Up with Billionaire Playboy & DiCaprio Buddy

Locked Up with Billionaire Playboy & DiCaprio Buddy

Leonardo DiCaprio is close friends with inmate Helly Nahmad, a young Jewish playboy, son of a billionaire family in the art business. His family owns one of the largest collection of Picasso paintings in the world. His favorite hobby is to go clubbing with Leonardo and his harem of Victoria Secret models.  Helly got a year of incarceration and ended up doing about six months in Otisville for illegal gambling. Helly told everyone in prison that all he did was…

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Martin Luther King Day Locked Up With King Schleider

Martin Luther King Day Locked Up With King Schleider

I spent Martin Luther King’s Day last year locked up with many Jews and African American men.  Former slaves of Egypt living with former slaves of the Deep South.  There is no sign of Moses or Rev Martin Luther King offering us redemption.  Next year in Jerusalem?  Free at last? The good part, or bad part, of a Federal holiday is that none of the prisoners have to work.  Work can take your mind off the endless hours behind bars. …

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Re: The Feds Blame Larry Noodles for 2008 Housing Crash

Re: The Feds Blame Larry Noodles for 2008 Housing Crash

I pleaded guilty for my role as an attorney on seven closings involving seven different sub prime mortgages in 2007 and 2008.  Other than my closings fees, I made no money. The Feds never claimed that I knew about false appraisals, false income statements, false leases, false appraisals, or false loan applications. There were two banks that handled most of the loans: First Central Savings Bank and First Meridian Mortgage. These banks made huge commissions when they sold these loans…

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Ed Stein’s Anger Management Class

Ed Stein’s Anger Management Class

  I had been locked up for 177 days when I enrolled in Ed Stein’s patented anger management class in prison.  Ed Stein is an inmate who taught the class with another inmate named George Motz.  But George, the former mayor of the Village of Quogue, in the Hamptons, was just Ed’s sidekick.  Ed was the Master of Ceremonies.  Ed is one of the angriest guys in the prison.  Ed’s sidekick George is not so angry.  Or at least he…

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Satmar Flame Throwers

Satmar Flame Throwers

Otisville prison has a sizable population of Hasidic Jews. Many of these Hasids identify themselves as members of the “Satmar” sect.  Most Satmars live in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn.  But there are many Satmars who left the community at various times in their lives.  The Satmars have had many violent confrontations over the years with members of the Lubavitch sect.  Some of the violence stemmed from Lubavitchers’ attempts to proselytize to Satmars and get them to join the Lubavitchers….

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Elections for Inmate Gabbai of the Jewish Shul

Elections for Inmate Gabbai of the Jewish Shul

In Jew news today, a lot of buzz going around about a shakeup in the shul concerning the position of inmate gabbai, or leader of the Jewish chapel, or shul.  A number of guys are pushing for “early” gabbai elections.  The gabbai position is held by a Jewish inmate after a democratic election conducted by the prison chaplain, a blueboy rabbi whose nickname is “Lucky Charms.”  Not that there are any regularly scheduled elections in the Jewish shul.  Elections are…

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Jail Cell of Biotech Blech & Teaneck Trouble Gets Raided

Jail Cell of Biotech Blech & Teaneck Trouble Gets Raided

The Head Blue Boy in Charge (HBBIC) of the camp, ie., Officer Scalberino, was in a bad mood this morning.  He took out his anger  and frustration on two inmates.  Inmates are easy targets.  On this particular morning the victims were Teaneck Trouble and Biotech Blech.  Teaneck Trouble is a guy by the name of Moshe Butler.  Moshe has a bad gambling addiction, which was the root of his crime spree in which he defrauded investors out of millions of…

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