Daniel Greer, inmate number 433222, is currently rotting in a jail cell in the basement of the Connecticut Department of Corrections in Cheshire, CT. The guards take him out once a week for showers. Whenever inmate Greer is taken out of his cell he is shackled like a slave from the 1800s. Guards don’t want to take the chance that a mentally deranged inmate will attack them, bite them, or slash them with a shiv. Living in a tiny jail cell 24/7 in solitary confinement is enough to turn anyone into a mentally deranged animal. Daniel Greer, AKA, the Goat, has been locked up for almost one month. The Goat turned bright red, while his body shook, when he was led away in handcuffs after he was sentenced to 12 years in jail by Judge Alander.
Meanwhile, back at the compound, the Goat’s wife, ie., Sarah Greer, AKA “the Ewe” has been strutting around town with her head up high, with a big permanent smile pasted on her face. All is well in the compound. The lights in the Goat’s shul have remained on ever since the Goat was taken away in shackles. Is this a vigil in honor of the Goat? The Goat’s lights in Cheshire never get turned off. The guards need to see what is going on in every cell. If you want to sleep in the dark you need to put a sock on your eyes. I used to sleep with a strip of black cloth across my eyes in Otisville, even though the guards in Otisville let us turn off some of the lights in the dorm. The Goat is in solitary. The lights in his cell never go off.
The Goat probably lost a few pounds by now. The meals in Cheshire are not enough to sustain the Goat. The Goat is used to eating big meals cooked by the Ewe, which he washed down with big glasses of red wine. The Goat tried to get a menorah into the prison. The Warden told the Goat “No kosher soup for you and no menorahs for you.” Most inmates adopt the attitude that you don’t have rights, you don’t ask for anything, and you don’t ask questions. I don’t know how many times guys would rebuke me with “You’re in JAIL,” when I complained about something.
Judge Alander denied the Goat’s request to be released to home confinement with an ankle bracelet while the Goat’s appeal dragged through the courts. The Goat filed a request to the Appellate court to overturn this order. The Appellate Court denied the Goat’s request.
The Goat has to be the stupidest goat in New Haven, even for a goat. The Goat should have taken off with his “go bag,” as they say in prison, a suitcase stuffed with cash and fake id’s, while the jury deliberated his fate. The Goat could have been on the other side of the country enjoying his freedom right now. Boston mobster and most wanted Whitey Bulger hid out in California for ten years before he got caught after being featured on America’s Most Wanted. If the Goat fled he would always have to look over his shoulders and relocate every now and then, but at least he wouldn’t be sitting inside a cage 24/7, in the basement with lights shining on him 24/7, with little food, no fresh air, a toilet next to his bed, a human coffin, as he is doing right now. The Goat physically and mentally abused his victims. The State of Connecticut is currently physically and mentally abusing the Goat. Rabbi Goat has accepted this punishment because he is a religious Jew and he strictly adheres to religious law. The Goat declined to flee to a City of Refuge. The Goat could have hid out in Los Angeles or Tel Aviv. Because the Goat chose to stay in the State of Connecticut, his victims, who are represented by the State of Connecticut, have the right to exact punishment against the Goat, measure for measure, middah k’neged middah
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