LARRY NOODLES

After four years of blogging about Jewish life in Otisville I have decided to publish a book that chronicles Jewish daily life in Otisville as it existed in the years before COVID19.  There once was a thriving Jewish criminal community, a shtetl located within the walls of the Federal Bureau of Prisons with everything necessary for a Jewish male to live a totally immersed Jewish life, excepting of course for procreation.  Sadly, this life no longer exists in Otisville. I…

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Every year convicted child rapist Daniel Greer applies for special Connecticut State tax credits and rebates for donors who write hundreds of thousands of checks each year to his non profit entities. Every year the tax credits get approved by the Board of Aldermen of the City of New Haven. Every year the New Haven Independent writes a story about it. See link. New Haven residents respond to the story with outrage and disgust, yet the alderman continue to approve…

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Jacob Deutsch of Williamsburg and Aron Deutsch of Monsey own BH (Baruch Hashem) Property Management, LLC, a property management company that used to manage several multifamily housing properties in Hartford. They purchased 16 Evergreen Avenue, a 24-unit housing property, and 53 Evergreen Avenue, a 12-unit housing property in 2017 from a limited liability company based in China called Hong Ying Investment, which is owned by Yinghao Huang, Hongfen Yu, and Chao Liang Jia of Changzhou, Jaingsu, China, wherever that is….

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Alan Dershowitz convinced Donald Trump to release international pot kingpin Jonathan Braun and commute his sentence just before the Donald left office. Jon was doing ten years in Otisville. When Dershowitz was told that Braun committed acts of violence to collect on debts in his loan sharking business, which he operated out of Otisville, Dershowitz donated Braun’s legal fee to charity. The Justice Department was ready to give Braun a walk at his sentencing a couple of years ago because…

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Three religious Ukrainian Jews from Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, pulled off the biggest safe deposit box bank robbery in human history. Igor Berkovich AKA Garri Smith, Alex Levin and Val Cooper AKA Valeriy Kononenko, and their unnamed co-conspirators walked into numerous banks in Eastern Europe during business hours, opened safe deposit boxes and walked out with gold bars, jewelry, and other valuables. Their total take was $30 million, which they laundered in the United States. How were these 3 gonifs able…

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Disgraced New York politico powerhouse Sheldon Silver apparently busted out of Otisville today and was released to home confinement on a temporary medical furlough, or permanent home confinement to serve out the remainder of 6 years left on his sentence. The media is currently camped out at Sheldon’s Lower East Side apartment waiting for him to check in with his new prison guard / cell mate, ie., his wife Rosa. During his criminal trial evidence was introduced that Silver cheated…

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Chaim Stern, of Kew Gardens Hills, was just sentenced to 30 months in Federal prison. Chaim will be heading to Otisville very soon. Chaim ran a number of nursing homes in the State of Connecticut. Chaim used his nursing homes as his own personal piggy bank. Chaim was spared a much longer 70 month jail sentence requested by the Federal Government. Chaim submitted doctor letters that say he has a number of diseases in which he must take various medication…

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Long time Democrat Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance has been investigating the Trump family for tax fraud, insurance fraud and bank fraud for the last two years. Vance won a big victory when the US Supreme Court ordered that Trump turn over his tax returns. Vance brought in some big guns to help him in this complicated white collar criminal case. Vance brought in attorney Mark Pomerantz, a prominent former Federal prosecutor who works for the white shoe firm Paul…

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On April 8th, 2021 Daniel Greer turned himself in to the Department of Corrections after his motions to stay out of jail were denied by Judge Alander, who had sentenced him to 12 years in jail. Judge Alander let him out for a couple of months so that Greer could get the COVID vaccine. Greer wanted to stay out even after he got his vaccine, but Judge Alander denied his last minute request. Daniel Greer’s high priced lawyers at Day…

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On December 2, 2019 convicted pedophile Daniel Greer was sentenced to 20 years of incarceration, suspended after 12 years. Daniel Greer was taken into custody and locked up in the courthouse basement holding pen, and then eventually transferred to Cheshire Correctional Institution. In the spring of 2020, when COVID19 broke out, Greer’s attorneys filed motions for Greer’s temporary release from prison due to the COVID19 epidemic risk to Greer’s life. Greer’s son Ezi submitted a letter to Judge Alander requesting…

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