LARRY NOODLES

COLLive, The Yeshiva World, The Jerusalem Post, the Yale Daily, and the New Haven Independent have just reported that Larry Noodles has been kidnapped. Larry Noodles was last seen learning the English alphabet and addition & subtraction at a local New Haven yeshiva which recently instituted a rigorous secular studies program to help ignoramuses like Larry Noodles adjust to the outside world after having been raised in a Jewish shtetl. The FBI has compiled a list of persons, and animals…

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I was locked up with Heshy Tischler in Otisville Federal Prison back in 2014. Heshy was doing time for immigration fraud. Heshy and his co-conspirators made hundreds of thousands of dollars off of rich foreigners eager to live the American dream. Heshy and his partners in crime forged documents, faked employment, arranged phony marriages and bribed immigration officials to get green cards approved. In Otisville Heshy boasted about prominent Jews from foreign countries whom he helped get citizenship. Heshy recently…

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One of the first guys I met in Otisville prison was Boro Park resident Heshy Tishler. Heshy was loud and outspoken. Heshy wasn’t very popular with the other inmates. Heshy had a few friends who were impressed with his rants. But in private Heshy is cool and rational. Heshy liked to make a scene in public. Heshy craved the attention. I guess you could best describe Heshy as a mini Trump. When you first arrive in Otisville the guards take…

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Bridgeport Mayor Joe Ganim did 7 years in Federal prison after he was convicted by a jury back in 2003. After Ganim was released from prison he ran for Mayor in 2015. Ganim ran on a second chance platform. Ganim enlisted his Police buddy AJ Perez to campaign with him. Perez told voters that Ganim was a reformed criminal and deserved a second chance to control Bridgeport’s $571 billion budget. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame…

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Jeremy Reichberg got released from Otisville on the Eve of Rosh Hashanah 5781 after having contracted COVID19. Jeremy was supposed to be released in January of 2023. Mordechai Samet, who was locked up for a total of 18 years, was supposed to be released from Otisville in August of 2024. They both danced out of Otisville singing Hava Negila. They will be greeted by cheering Hasidim and parades in Boro Park and Kiryas Yoel. They did their time like menschen….

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Mordechai Samet is an Israeli Satmar who got sentenced to 27 years for a $4 million fraud. Samet’s family resides in Kiryas Yoel. Samet was locked up in the Otisville medium for the last several years. Samet was locked up for a total of 18 years. Since Samet was not a US citizen he was under a detainer from the ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement). His detainer made him ineligible for early compassionate release under the First Step Act. Politically…

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Matthew Reineke is a member of the Board of “Rabbi” Pedophile Greer’s non profits. Matthew is also a CPA who prepares tax returns for the Goat’s non profits. Matthew works for Whitten, Horton & Gibney out of Orange, CT. Matthew signed the Goat’s 990s that were filed with the IRS. Whitten, Horton & Gibney does not sound like a Jewish accounting firm. Why would Rabbi Goat hire the goyim to count his money when there are so many Jewish accountants…

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