LARRY NOODLES

Rabbi Haimoff is a prominent rabbi in Key Garden Hills.  Attorney Mark Weissman aka Meyer, is a prominent attorney and real estate wheeler dealer in the Five Towns, ie., Lawrence, Long Island.  Mark Weissman is connected to Manhattan personal injury attorney Marcel Weisman.  Mark Weissman owns Weissman Realty Group, LLC.  Mark Weissman posted a $250K bond secured by a $2.5 million home owned by Marcel Weisman located at 119 Harborview East, next to the Lawrence Yacht & Country Club.  You…

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As if things couldn’t get more bizarre at the compound than they already are, I discovered a very strange incident that occurred at the compound last summer.  I was provided with a copy of a New Haven police report documenting an incident that would have placed the Goat in grave physical danger. The incident occurred on May 31st, the first day of Shavuos at 3:30 in the afternoon.  The incident occurred approximately two weeks after the jury awarded rape victim…

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Louis Goldberg AKA Lou Goatberg, just pleaded guilty to filing false tax returns and not paying his fair share of taxes to the Federal government over a ten year period of time.  Lou’s nephew and co-conspirator Lou Malkin had pleaded guilty to tax evasion and got a six month jail sentence in Otisville Federal prison by Judge Hall one month ago.  You can read about Malkin by clicking this link. In defense of Lou, he always paid his property taxes…

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Rabbi Daniel Greer, ie., “The Goat” is actively recruiting young men to fill the seats of his child rape center located at 765 Elm Street, New Haven, for the Rosh Hashana services.  My undercover sources have determined that Ohr Somayach out of Monsey is still referring young men to the Goat.  I had met some Ohr Somayach guys in the past, but nobody recently. I was also told that a Rabbi Firestone of a Yeshiva Yoreh Deah was also sending…

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Illinois Democratic Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin grilled Supreme Court nominee and Yale graduate Judge Brett Kavanaugh about the Sholom Rubashkin case.  Dick Durban is a lapsed Catholic graduate of Georgetown Law School.  He has been criticized by Catholic groups for his support of abortion.  He has been criticized by Jews for a joke he made at the dedication of the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Museum.  Dick said that Lincoln must have been a Jew, his first name was Abraham and…

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On August 24th I wrote about how the New Haven Police Department was called the compound.  Chaya Notis, the wife of Rabbi Avroham Notis, called the police to report suspicious activity at the compound.  Rebbetzin Notis noticed a nervous individual place a bag in the Goat’s dumpster.  The police came and investigated. It was nothing.  Just a homeless guy storing his worldly possessions in the compound dumpster.  A daily activity in New Haven.  Chaya Notis is from the cloistered Jewish…

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  A couple of days ago, during the heat wave, I took a stroll along the ivy covered buildings of Yale University.  I stopped to give directions to Chinese tourists holding umbrellas when I happened to notice Saifullah Khan getting out of a taxi on Elm Street.  I witnessed the paparazzi ambush Khan with cameras. After taking the above photo I quickly came to Saif’s defense and beat the media whores with my goat stick in order to allow Saif…

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Rape victim Eli Mirlis was just handed a check for $67,500.00.  The check was signed by the evil Goat himself.  The Goat uses his paw print as his signature. Mirlis had filed a foreclosure action against the Goat’s house at 133 West Park Avenue that he owns with his Ewe.  The foreclosure case dragged on for about a year.  The Goat finally agreed to settle it rather than go to trial.  After all, this is where the Goat has resided…

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This past weekend a former student of the Yeshiva of New Haven interviewed the Goat on the streets of the compound.  This student attended the Goat’s high school in the late 2000’s, about 5 years after Mirlis was getting raped by the Goat on a regular basis, and about 15 years after the Goat first kissed Avi Hack on the lips. The student was driving around the compound and saw the Goat walking on Elm Street.  The student pulled over…

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  On Saturday night, June 2, 2018, at 9:53 PM Chaya Notis called the New Haven Police Department and reported an incident at the compound.  A police report was prepared.  I obtained a copy of the police report. Chaya Notis is the wife of Rabbi Avrohom Notis, who is actively running the Goat shul and rape center.  Rabbi Notis recruits wayward boys and at risk youth to the compound by offering them free food and greenbacks.  The Goat pays Rabbi…

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