LARRY NOODLES

The biggest New York City Police Department corruption scandal in recent history was started by a young spoiled Yid from California who has rich parents. Jona Judas Rechnitz wined, dined and treated New York’s finest to the hottest zonahs (prostitutes) in town. Jona even wined and dined Mayor DeBlasio. For years Jona the Judas bribed New York City cops and politicians. Eventually the Feds caught up with Jona. Boy Jona should have stayed in California with his rich mummy. The…

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Rabbi Daniel Greer had a court appearance scheduled in his criminal case this morning in Courtroom 6A of the Connecticut Superior Court, 235 Church Street, New Haven. The State of Connecticut is prosecuting Mr. Greer for raping a young male minor student at his school. Daniel Greer was one of many defendants who were scheduled for Court this morning. All the Defendants appeared before Judge Clifford and either had their cases resolved or had their cases rescheduled. Rabbi Daniel Greer…

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Rabbi Mendel Epstein and Jay Goldstein are part of the small group of Jews locked up at the Otisville medium. Rabbi Mendel Epstein and Rabbi Mordechai Wolmark were prominent Rabbis in the Haradi Brooklyn – Lakewood communities. They were known to be experts in the area of divorce law. Many women went to them for advice on how to get their husbands to grant them a “get” ie., a bill of divorce. Under Jewish law wives are considered property of…

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Michael Cohen’s new home at Otisville prison is just 70 miles from Manhattan, but a long way from Park Avenue By Janon Fisher  and Leonard Greene | New York Daily News | May 06, 2019 | 3:36 PM As prison nicknames go, Larry Noodles wasn’t the toughest tag in lockup. The federal inmate earned his moniker smuggling spiral pasta from his job at the correctional facility warehouse to his prison bunk. He has since earned another reputation — inside authority…

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Michael Cohen turned himself in to Otisville prison yesterday. A hoard of media whores followed his every step. A news helicopter following Cohen’s car from the time it left his Manhattan apartment until it arrived in the Town of Otisville. The helicopter followed Cohen all the way to the front steps of the Otisville prison. Cohen got out of his car, took off his jacket and proceeded to walk to the front door of the Otisville medium prison facility. Because…

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A film crew of millennials descended on Bais Lokshen, ie., the House of Noodles, in New Haven last Monday to interview me about Otisville prison and Michael Cohen. They spent all afternoon filming me in my office. The show was aired erev Shabbos, this past Friday night at 7:30 PM. I watched the show until 7:40 PM and then had to leave as the sun was setting. I had not yet appeared on the show. The show is about 20…

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Michael Cohen will be turning himself in to the Otisville prison in Upstate New York on Monday. Monday is Cohen’s “self surrender” date. Cohen will be spending the next three years with Billy “Fyre Festival scammer” McFarland, Michael “the Sitch” Sorrentino, and a hundred or so white collar criminals, along with a few drug dealers. New York Assemblyman Sheldon Silver will be checking into Otisville soon, along with Moshe “Teaneck Trouble” Butler. Cohen will also be spending his time with…

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Amy Chua was born in Illinois to Chinese parents. Amy worked hard and excelled. Amy graduated from Harvard Law School and worked for four years at a Wall Street law firm. Second generation Chinese American Amy achieved the ultimate American dream. But Amy got burned out on Wall Street and decided to retire and take an easy job as a law professor at Yale Law School. Amy did nothing of any significance in her career as a lawyer other than…

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Two years ago Rabbi Daniel Greer sued me for defamation. I had posted a blog in which I accused the Greer Goat of molesting a student and paying off the student millions of dollars in hush money. My source was Rabbi Muroff, a teacher who worked for the Goat for seven years. Muroff skipped town when he learned that the Goat was a depraved animal. I called Muroff and asked him about Rabbi Avi Hack, whom I thought was a…

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My sources deep within the Deep State have informed me that arrangements are being made in Otisville Federal prison camp to lock up Michael Cohen. Michael will not get any special mattress. He will have to sleep on a yoga mat that lays on top of a steel board like everyone else. Otisville inmates already know that if they mess with Cohen they will be thrown in the SHU, ie., “special housing unit” AKA solitary, and then shipped out of…

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