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Another Rubashkin Miracle: Prison Reform Bill

Another Rubashkin Miracle: Prison Reform Bill

On the eighth day of Chanukah last year Sholom Rubashkin was released from the Otisville Federal Prison, having been sentenced to 27 long years, an extremely long sentence for a financial crime with $20 million in restitution. I was locked up with guys doing 10-15 years with $200 million in restitution.  Rubashkin had many factions in the Jewish community lobbying for his release. Nobody has publicly come out and claimed credit for Rubashkin’s early release, other than Rabbi Milton Balkany,…

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Rabbi Goat & The Ewe Accused Of Transferring Assets

Rabbi Goat & The Ewe Accused Of Transferring Assets

The Goat and his Ewe recently got sued by child rape victim Eli Mirlis in Federal Court. Mirlis claims that the Ewe withdrew $238K out of a joint bank account owned by the Goat and his Ewe. This withdrawal was made at the same time the $20 million verdict entered against the Goat for child rape. Mirlis is claiming that this withdrawal was a fraudulent transfer, as it was an attempt to hide the money from Mirlis. Attorney Matthew Beatman,…

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Moshe Butler Facing More Federal Charges

Moshe Butler Facing More Federal Charges

Moshe Butler schemed with fellow Otisville inmate Effraim Frenkel to commit new crimes while they were locked up in 2015.  As soon as Moshe was released from Otisville in 2016 he changed his name to Ed Wharburg.  Frenkel stayed in Otisville.  Frenkel kept his name and inmate number.  On the outside Moshe conducted business under the name “Ed Wharburg.” Moshe returned to the outside to resume his life of crime.  Moshe was never rehabilitated in Otisville, as if rehabilitation is…

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Rabbi Goat Ordered To Pay Mirlis $296 Per Week

Rabbi Goat Ordered To Pay Mirlis $296 Per Week

There was a hearing in Federal court last week to address the Goat’s failure to pay rape victim Eli Mirlis on the $20 million jury verdict.  The attorneys for Mirlis filed a motion asking Judge Shea to order the Goat to pay a weekly sum of money towards the $20 million outstanding civil judgment.  Judge Shea granted the motion and ordered the Goat to pay a measly $296.00 per week, which amounts to less than $15K a year.  In most…

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Latest News From Inside The Compound

Latest News From Inside The Compound

My Spanish speaking spies recently infiltrated the compound.  The Goat has a college educated frum guy from Yeshiva Ohr Soymayach recruiting yeshivish, Sefardi, Syrian and Bukarian guys into the compound each week.  The Goat also does some recruiting himself.   The Goat gets ten guys every Friday night.  They get paid $75 to stay from Friday night to Saturday night.  If they stay til Sunday they get paid an extra $25.  The Goat recruits guys ranging in age from their early…

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Judge Recommends Otisville for Michael Cohen

Judge Recommends Otisville for Michael Cohen

Judge William Pauly issued his order of incarceration for Attorney Michael Cohen.  Michael Cohen is the attorney who got raided by the Feds and quickly snitched out his own client the President of the United States.  After Cohen got raided by the Feds he sang like a canary.  Cohen even produced a tape recording that he secretly recorded with Donald Trump.  What kind of a sleezy attorney tape records conversations with his own client?  Is there no honor among thieves? …

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Michael Cohen Requests A Cell In Camp Otisville

Michael Cohen Requests A Cell In Camp Otisville

Michael Cohen’s crimes were the following: lying on his tax returns, lying to get a mortgage, paying hush money to bimbos, and lying to Congress about business dealings with Russians.   If Cohen was not the President’s attorney he would have faced about 3-5 years of jail time for these crimes.  The Feds put the squeeze on Attorney Cohen.  Either cooperate or we throw the book at you.  Cohen didn’t have much of a choice.  Either cooperate with the Feds or…

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Rabbis Question Rubashkin Chanukah “Miracle”

Rabbis Question Rubashkin Chanukah “Miracle”

On December 20, 2017, the eighth day of Chanukah, Sholom Rubashkin was released from the medium prison at Otisville.  I lived in the low security prison across the fence from Rubashkin.  I could see Rubashkin in the prison yard at times through the wire fence.  I wasn’t in prison at the time of his release, but I am sure the non-Jewish prisoners felt that Rubashkin got special treatment because he was a Jew.  When I was locked up in Otisville…

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New Directors Named At Rabbi Goat’s Non-Profits

New Directors Named At Rabbi Goat’s Non-Profits

The Goat is preparing to spend significant time in jail.  The Goat recently amended the articles of incorporation of his non profit housing entities.  The Goat’s non profits own at least 40 apartment buildings in the Edgewood area.  The Goat added new members to his board of Directors.  Matthew Reinecke, a CPA at the accounting firm Whitten, Horton & Gibney, of Orange was added as a Director of Edgewood Village, Inc.   A guy named George Bussmann was also added as…

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Rabbi Goat In Violation Of His Appearance Bond

Rabbi Goat In Violation Of His Appearance Bond

My spies at the New Haven courthouse spotted Rabbi Greer the Goat leaving court last week.  I’m not sure if he was in court for his child rape case or the lead poisoning case.  The rape case is in Part A criminal matters, at 235 Church Street, and the lead poisoning case is in the Housing Court criminal matters, 121 Elm Street.  The Goat has been defending himself on two criminal fronts. The Goat was parked in front of the…

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