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Mayor DiStefano & Alderwoman McCormack Defend Pedophile

Mayor DiStefano & Alderwoman McCormack Defend Pedophile

Three days ago the front page of the New Haven Register ran an extensive article about convicted depraved pedophile Daniel Greer, AKA The Goat, who is still looking for a minyan for tonight for Yom Kippur services. The Goat thinks he is the Greatest of All Time, even as a convicted felon. The Goat still thinks he is a Rabbi, even after he was convicted of four felony counts of molesting a Jewish child. Reporter Ed Stannard of the New…

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Multiple Minyan Failures At the Compound

Multiple Minyan Failures At the Compound

The Goat has been having problems getting a minyan together since his conviction of four felonies of counts of risk of injury to a minor on September 25th. Shabbos was September 27th. The Goat couldn’t round up a minyan for his first Shabbos as a convicted felon. September 30th was Rosh Hashana. The Goat failed in his attempt to get anyone to show up at his Nightmare on Elm Street in order to wish him a Happy New Year. Not…

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Sample Character Letter For Goat Sentencing

Sample Character Letter For Goat Sentencing

The sentencing hearing of Daniel Greer will be conducted on November 20th. Judge Alander will decide the Goat’s fate. The law gives Judge Alander the power to sentence the Goat to 80 years of incarceration. It is highly unlikely that Judge Alander will sentence the Goat to 80 years. Judge Alander doesn’t have to strictly follow the criminal sentencing laws enacted by the politicians in the State Legislature. Judges are political animals themselves. Judges understand that the State does not…

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Goat’s First Shabbos As a Convicted Felon

Goat’s First Shabbos As a Convicted Felon

Daniel Greer AKA “The Goat” spent his first Shabbos in New Haven with an ankle bracelet firmly attached to his ankle. The Goat gave himself a heter to wear the ankle bracelet on Shabbos. If the Goat takes off his bracelet the goat would trigger an alarm at the New Haven Police Department. The Goat didn’t want the New Haven Police to tackle him to the ground during his silent reading of the Shemoneh Esrei, right in front of his…

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Jewish Leaders, Rabbis & Press Silent On Goat Verdict

Jewish Leaders, Rabbis & Press Silent On Goat Verdict

It is very rare for members of the Jewish tribe to agree on anything these days. There is a large spectrum of political and religious viewpoints among American Jews, from the right wing Haradi to the far left Bernie Bro’s. Liberal Jews are just as outspoken and opinionated as Jews who support the Donald. Secular Jews do not mince words when they describe Orthodox Jews as misogynistic narrow minded bigots. Haradim have no problem referring to secular Jews as self…

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Goat Guilty On All Charges

Goat Guilty On All Charges

Yesterday I was convinced that the Goat would walk away free today. After watching the jury deliberate this morning I became convinced that the Goat would be convicted. The jury handed Judge Alander a note asking the same question they had asked yesterday. They wanted to know the years Dr. DeRosa worked at the Yeshiva. They didn’t want to know about anything else that they had asked about yesterday. I figured that there was one juror who was hung up…

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Good Chance The Goat Will Walk Free Tomorrow

Good Chance The Goat Will Walk Free Tomorrow

The saga of the Goat continued all day today in New Haven criminal court. The jury deliberated for most of the day and couldn’t reach a verdict. It doesn’t look good for the State of Connecticut. The Goat has already ordered a case of champagne to be delivered to the compound. I could tell that the Goat was happy because he completely ignored me when I filmed him outside the courthouse. When the Goat is mad he usually snarls at…

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Rebuttal Argument By State’s Attorney

Rebuttal Argument By State’s Attorney

State’s Attorney Roberg delivered the closing rebuttal argument to the Goat’s jury: “The state is not asking for special treatment for Eli Mirlis, this is 2019, we are going way back in time. In 2005 Mirlis told Shira, it didn’t hit the police or the public light until 2016.  You heard that Orthodox Judaism is insular closed community, religion culture, everyone knows everyone, family is community, who we hang with is who we are as Notis said, the lifestyle is…

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The Dow’s Closing Argument

The Dow’s Closing Argument

The Dow’s closing argument to the jury: “When I heard the state argue that Orthodox Jews should be treated differently, the $47 million man should be treated differently, my client is asking to be treated just like anybody else.  Everyone talks about delay, delay is not so unusual, but the pattern missing in this case is coming back, the pattern of coming back to the Rabbi.  When someone breaks into your house you call the cops, you don’t call a…

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Closing Argument By State’s Attorney Maxine Wilensky

Closing Argument By State’s Attorney Maxine Wilensky

State’s Attorney Maxine Wilensky argued to the jury: “106 times Eli was molested, lets say 90 times, is he going to remember every single episode, its all going to blend together, you are only going to remember what stuck in your mind.  Goat had power over Eli Mirlis.  Common plan, common conduct common scheme. No sex education in the schools, laws against speaking evil against others, you cannot say their names, Mirlis was raised in this atmosphere.  You move into…

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