While Rabbi Daniel Greer, AKA “the Goat,” rots in solitary in the prison dungeon basement in Cheshire CT, his wet dream team of attorneys have been busy working on newly opened Goat files. Attorneys have no shame when it comes to taking money from a client, a goat no less. New Haven foreclosure Judge Claudia Baio just ordered that title to the Goat’s Yeshiva building transfer to Eli Mirlis on the date of June 1, 2020. If the Goat comes up with $620K in cash prior to June 1, the Goat will be able to keep his building and the cash would go to Mr. Mirlis. So far the Goat hasn’t come up with one shekel for Mirlis. The Goat did manage to find thousands of dollars to pay his attorneys to file an appeal of Judge Baio’s foreclosure order. The Goat’s attorney Jeffrey Sklarz, the President of the New Haven Jewish Community Center, filed the Goat’s appeal three days ago. After Sklarz filed the Goat appeal he closed down the JCC through the weekend for “deep cleaning.” Where is Larry Noodles supposed to shvitz until Sunday? Sklarz must know that I shvitz at the JCC.
The lawyer for Mirlis have the right to file a motion in the foreclosure case to allow him to proceed with the foreclosure while the Goat’s appeal is kicking around in Hartford. Normally you are not allowed to proceed with your lawsuit if the adversary in your case files an appeal. You have to put your lawsuit on hold until the appeal is heard. If the lawyers file a Motion for Relief from Stay in the foreclosure case, they will be able to schedule a hearing and ask Judge Baio to lift the appellate stay. Unfortunately for Mr. Mirlis the State of Connecticut has just ordered that all court cases, trials, and legal proceedings be put on hold for a few weeks because of the coronavirus. Only “high priority cases” will be heard in Connecticut courtrooms, such as criminal arraignments, restraining orders, protective orders, domestic violence orders, termination of parental right orders, juvenile detention orders, and orders of temporary custody. Foreclosure cases are not on the high priority list. The Evil Goat is happy that the coronavirus caused further delay in the sale of his school building where he raped children. The Goat is a bigger human virus than the coronavirus. At least with the coronavirus doctors will eventually produce a vaccine or even a cure. The only cure for the goatvirus is the Goat’s demise.
The Goat must be well rested in Cheshire prison. According to his Cheshire prison medical records the Goat hasn’t lost any weight. The welterweight Goat weighs in at about 148 pounds. The Goat’s blood pressure is pretty good at 149 / 80. The Goat’s pulse rate is a bit high at 79 beats per minute. The Goat’s high pulse rate could be a sign of atrial or supraventricular tachycardia, which puts the Goat at a high risk for a heart attack. While the Goat prays in his jail cell for victory and vindication in his criminal appeal in his jail cell, his jailors are praying that the Goat drops dead of a heart attack. The Hollywood Goat mogul Harvey Weinstein is still sitting in a hospital bed at Bellevue, after he suffered some kind of heart attack after he was just sentenced to 23 years in Rikers. Weinstein will be put in solitary in Rikers for his own protection, just like the Goat. The Goat almost had a heart attack when Judge Alander sentenced him to 20 years. His entire body shook and he turned bright red when the marshals cuffed him and took him away. But the Goat doesn’t have high blood pressure, unlike Weinstein, so the Goat didn’t drop dead in the courtroom right in front of Judge Alander, Willie the Dow, State Prosecutors, State marshals, Rabbi Notis, The Mathematician, Larry Noodles, The Undertaker, and Darcy McGraw.
The Goat is not in bad shape for a 79 year old man. The Goat’s 80th birthday is coming up on June 15th. I doubt any of the inmates in Cheshire will have a birthday party for him. I doubt that the Goat will invite me to visit him in prison on his birthday. I’m sure the Goat will get a visit from his loyal wife Sarah Greer, aka The Ewe. He will probably get visits from his wet dream team of highly paid attorneys, ie., William Ward, David Grudberg, Amanda Nugent, Willie the Dow, Stuart Margolis, Jeffrey Sklarz, and deceased Attorney and business partner William Gallagher. I heard that the Ghost of Gallagher has been haunting the Cheshire prison dungeon where the Goat is spending his retirement.
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