Goat Gets 12 Years In the Big House

Goat Gets 12 Years In the Big House

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The King has been overthrown. The Goat got 20 years suspended after 12. The Goat will spend the next 12 years as a ward of the State of Connecticut Department of Corrections

The Goat’s prayers for a blizzard to delay his sentencing today did not work. The Goat arrived in court this morning at about 9:15 AM for his 10 AM sentencing, with his Ewe by his side, locking fore paws. The Goat seemed relaxed waiting for his sentencing hearing. The Goat sat next to his Ewe and read from a small Hebrew prayer book. Before court the Goat conferred with his attorney David Grudberg. Willie the Dow arrived ten minutes before 10am and only exchanged a few words with the Goat. The Dow did not look very confident. The Dow was down 500 points at the close of the Tokyo exchange.

Reporters from National Public Radio, New Haven Register, New Haven Independent were in the courtroom to watch the Goat get sentenced. Child rape victim Eli Mirlis was in the courtroom. Eli submitted a letter seeking the maximum sentence for the Goat under the law. The Goat submitted a package of old newspaper articles and letters that referred to him as the “Mayor of Edgewood.” Judge Alander didn’t read any of the letters or articles into the record. Two weeks ago Judge Alander denied the Goat’s motion to seal Goat supporter letters from the public because Larry Noodles would publicly expose, and humiliate, said Goat supporters. I will have to follow up and check the Court file to see who wrote a letter in favor of the Goat.

Avi Hack was nowhere to be seen at the Goat sentencing. Avi could have told Judge Alander about how he was raped by the Goat. I heard that Avi recently resurfaced after hiding from the Marshals during the criminal trial. Avi hosted a huge celebration / simcha for his child in Providence, Rhode Island this past Shabbos. My spies reported that it was like a Goat reunion without the Goat or his Ewe. Dov Greer, Ezi Greer, Avi Hack, Harold Hack and a few guests from New Haven were there to celebrate. For whatever reason Larry Noodles was not invited. If it wasn’t for Larry Noodles the Greers, Hacks, Gracks and their wives would still be in New Haven today getting abused and humiliated on a daily basis by the Goat. Instead they are the big machers in town hosting big parties and getting their pinky rings kissed by local Jews. Public safety announcement: don’t allow your teenage son to get privately tutored by Avi Hack. Avi Hack should have invited Larry Noodles as an honored guest. A true tzaddik does not chase after kovod, but you would think that the Hacks, Gracks and Goat seed would have at least sent me a noodle kugel in recognition of my work.

After Bernie Maydoff told his sons that he ran a massive ponzi scheme and was going to turn himself in to the authorities, the sons abandoned Bernie and ratted him out to the Feds before Bernie had a chance to turn himself in. Bernie’s wife supported him and visited him in jail. I expect the Ewe to do the same with her Goat. Stand by your Goat. The Goat’s sons only skipped town when the Goat’s crimes were publicized in the Mirlis lawsuit. The Goat boys knew all along that the Goat was a pedophile, according to the testimony of Mirlis. The Maydoff boys didn’t know their father was a Ponzi schemer. Once Maydoff confessed, his sons ratted him out to the Feds. The Goat boys should have ratted out the Goat to the authorities many years ago.

Judge Alander admonished the Goat for his lack of remorse. Alander told the Goat: “The Talmud teaches that there is hope for a man who is capable of being ashamed. It is my hope that someday you will truly feel ashamed for your actions and thereby embark on the road to redemption.” New Haven residents were angry at me for delaying the Goat’s sentencing for two weeks when the Goat filed his tampering with the Noodle motion. The reason I delayed the Goat’s sentencing was because I wanted to give the Goat the opportunity for teshuva, to show remorse. Unfortunately the Goat squandered those two weeks of freedom and did not seek to pay Mirlis or seek forgiveness from his victim. The Goat used those two weeks to pray for a blizzard to get the sentencing delayed. All the Goat got was alittle slush.

The Goat stood up to thank Judge Alander but had no comment. Greer said his attorneys had advised him to “remain silent” because the jury’s conviction is being appealed. The Goat’s attorney David Grudberg did most of the talking. Willie the Dow was very quiet during the proceedings. I spoke with Willie the Dow after the Goat was sentenced. I asked the Dow whether he was worried that the Goat would file a habeas corpus petition against him for ineffective assistance of counsel. The Dow didn’t seem to care. Criminal defense lawyers always get “habeased” by their clients after their clients get locked up. The Goat will probably claim that the Dow was ineffective in failing to shut down the Noodles blog. If the Goat wins his habeas the Goat will get to walk out of jail a free man, just like Kennedy clan member Michael Skakel won his habeas corpus petition against Attorney Mickey Sherman. Mickey Sherman did six months in Otisville for tax evasion.

Rabbi Notis appeared in the courthouse right after the Goat was sentenced. Notis was a day late and a dollar short. Notis didn’t get to speak in support of the Goat. I asked Notis if he was going to visit the Goat in jail. Notis should go back to Lancaster Pennsylvania and never return to New Haven.

The Ewe was overheard on her cell phone barking at Jean Ledbury telling her to get the phone number for Alan Dershowitz she said it was on the Yeshiva rolodex. She told Ledbury that it was a travesty of justice, just like what happened to Judge Brett Kavanugh. She also was heard telling Rabbi Notis in the hallway that it was a travesty of justice.

The Ewe prevented a male Cohen, who has helped the Goat make a minyan in the past, from submitting a Goat character letter to Judge Alander on the last date that sentencing was scheduled. This Cohen told me that he tried to go into the courtroom to give the letter to Judge Alander’s clerk but the Ewe blocked him and argued with him. The Ewe tried to grab the letter out of his hand. The Cohen said that the letter had some positive comments, as well as negative comments about the Goat. The Ewe told the Cohen that if there was one negative comment about the Goat the letter should not be submitted. The Ewe told him that it is against Jewish law to submit such a letter and she would get a posek, unrelated to the case, to call the Cohen to discuss it with him. She also told him that she wouldn’t submit such a letter even if the letter was written for “the blogger.” The Ewe told him that his letter would cause the death of her husband the Goat. The Cohen said that the Ewe was so loud and animated that the Marshals walked over to see if everything was OK. The Cohen left the courthouse in disgust without submitting his letter. The sentencing was pushed off for two weeks. The Cohen submitted his letter during those two weeks. I don’t think the Cohen letter made a difference.

The Goat was handcuffed and taken to the courthouse basement lockup. The Goat will stay there for most of the day and then get transported in the prison van to the Whalley Avenue prison, a few blocks away from the compound. The Goat will be transported to another facility after Whalley Avenue. The Goat will probably be sent up to Brooklyn, CT, in the Northwest part of the State. That prison is known to house about a hundred “diddlers,” “wife beaters,” and “diaper eaters.” The Goat will get to live with fellow goats. The Goat will be in his element.

The Goat got 20 years suspended after 12, which means he has to do at least 12 years. With a 12 year prison sentence the Goat will mostly get released in 10 years if he behaves himself in jail. In ten years the Goat will be 89 years old. Once the Goat is released in 12 years he will have another 8 years hanging over his head. If the Goat commits another crime after he is released he will have to go back to jail for those 8 years. After the Goat is released from jail he will have to register a sex offender.

I don’t expect the Goat to last very long in prison. Prison life takes a toll on the human mind and body. The Goat is 79 years old. The Goat has money, so he will be able to get better food and treatment in prison from the other inmates. A little money goes a long way in the Big House. After the initial shock the Goat will settle into prison life. I will be reaching out to my criminal friends on the inside to see how the Goat is adjusting.


Marshall Marcus: there is an old Arab curse: may the fleas of a thousand syphilitic camels infest the crotch of your first born son. In this case it should be modified: May the fleas of a thousand syphilitic inmates infest the crotch of Greer. I had the misfortune of knowing this piece of dreck for 40 years. Watched him destroy synagogues, neighborhoods, abuse public funds (rape of the taxpayers), etc. His Ewe is disgusting and used people and never paid for services rendered to the school at her order. While the goat was using the high school boys, she treated the Tikvah High School girls as free domestic servants.

Sara Rosenberg: Sarah Greer looks old get a different wig. It’s still weird seeing her in a sheitel. She never wore one when I was at tikvah


“Come now, Mattaathias, be the first to obey the King’s command, as all the Gentiles and Judeans have done, then you and your sons shall be numbered among the King’s friends, and you and your sons shall be honored with silver and gold and many gifts. You are a leader, and honorable and great man in the city, supported by sons and kindred. But Mattathias answered in a loud voice, ‘Although the Gentiles and Judeans in the king’s realm obey him, so that they forsake their religion and consent to the king’s orders, yet I and my sons will keep to the covenant of our ancestors. We will not obey the words of the King by departing from our religion in the slightest degree.’” 1 Maccabees Ch. 2.

“The hand of G-d lay heavy upon the he-goats, the ewes, the crooks, the politicians, and the infidels, and He wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6

“It is better to be cursed by the Prophet Achiya ha’Shiloni, and repeatedly cursed out by Larry Noodles, than to be blessed by Bil’am.” Taanit 20.

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6 thoughts on “Goat Gets 12 Years In the Big House


  2. Can we now focus on Moshe Butler? Can’t find anything on him…it’s like he completely disappeared

  3. goat will be labeled as a chomo in state prison and he will be in danger of physical assault by general population. The only way he will survive if he gets himself put into the SHU (solitary confinement) and have his wife visit him as much as possible.

  4. Justice has been served.

    As an Observant Jew who is passionate about Yiddishkeit, I am happy to know that a man, who our bible claims is immoral, is put behind bars.

    Now, by Jewish law, he would actually have to be put to death, but we aren’t living in a country that follows the most just way of living.

    We need more passionate Jews and less fake FFB people.

    P.S. I know a relative of R” Notis who is a nice person that isn’t involved in defending evil people.

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