Goat Subpoenas Noodles To Testify At Sentencing

Goat Subpoenas Noodles To Testify At Sentencing

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The Goat’s Attorney David Grudberg subpoenaed me to testify in support of his Motion to Set Aside the Verdict on the grounds that I allegedly intimidated Goat witnesses Jean Ledbury & Thomas DeRosa

The Goat was convicted of 4 felony counts of risk of injury to a minor. The Goat faces 20 years on each count. Judge Alander has the power to run the 20 years consecutively, which would amount to 80 years of incarceration. Judge Alander will be sentencing the Goat this Wednesday in Courtroom 4B, of the Connecticut Superior Court, 235 Church Street, New Haven, CT. I don’t expect any character witnesses to appear and testify in support of the Goat, other than the Goat’s wife, ie., the Ewe.

The Goat’s attorney David Grudberg filed a Motion to Set Aside the Goat’s guilty verdict. Attorney Grudberg will argue to Judge Alander that the guilty verdict was unfair, unconstitutional, unjustified, unreal, unbelievable and un-American. Attorney Grudberg will argue that I intimidated, harassed and otherwise threatened the Goat’s star witnesses, ie., secretary Jean Ledbury and former Yeshiva science teacher Dr. Thomas DeRosa. Grudberg will argue that I acted on behalf or at the direction of the State’s Attorney’s Office of the State of Connecticut when I allegedly harassed Ledbury and DeRosa. Doesn’t the Goat know that I am a convicted felon? The Goat and I have a lot in common. But I am a white collar criminal. The Goat is a low life pedophile, ie., diddler or chomo, as they are known in prison. Criminals have more respect for murderers than pedophile goats. Does the Goat actually believe that the State’s Attorney’s Office would hire a convicted felon like myself, who did 18 months in Federal prison, to work on one of its cases? The Goat must be suffering from Mad Goat Disease.

Attorney Grudberg’s marshal handed me the Goat’s subpoena tonight at approximately 5:30 PM. I was disappointed that Marshal Winik didn’t serve me. Winik does most of the Goat’s marshal work in the Goat’s eviction cases. The Goat’s subpoena commanded me to appear before the Superior Court of the Judicial District of New Haven at 9:30 AM on Wednesday, November 20th, before Judge Jon Alander. I have been commanded to produce any and all correspondence between myself and representatives of the State’s Attorney’s Office, including “emails, text messages, letters, documents, and photographs.” I don’t have any photographs of the Goat’s multi-colored fur body or his two inch shmeckle. The jury was shown those photos during the trial. Rabbi Goat requested that he leave the room while those photos were displayed to the jury, on the basis that it was improper for a Goat Rabbi to have his goat body displayed to complete strangers. Judge Alander granted the Goat’s request that he wait in the hall while members of the jury were provided with vomit bags.

The Goat’s subpoena commanded me to produce “all personal calendars or other journals, whether in hard copy or electronic format, for the period July 1, 2017.” This sentence makes no sense. Grudberg should take a remedial law class. The only calendars I possess are from my days at Roger Ludlowe High School in 1984 with a schedule of keg parties I attended at Sasco Beach and Burr Street. I don’t think my keg party schedule from high school will help the Goat in any way.

The Goat’s subpoena has commanded me to produce “all published entries posted on www.larrynoodles.com relating to activity on behalf of, or in support of, the State of Connecticut in State v. Daniel Greer.” Once again Grudberg made another clerical error. The proper name for Daniel Greer is “The Goat”, “Rabbi Goat” or “Depraved Child Molester Low Life Scumbag Goat.” Grudberg and his Goat are perfectly capable of going on this website and printing out all the Goat blogs I posted over the last several years.

The Goat’s subpoena is nothing short of harassment and intimidation, not to mention a complete disregard for my First Amendment right to speak out against dangerous pedophiles. Grudberg should be ashamed of himself for signing such a subpoena. Judge Alander should show the Goat no mercy. The Goat should get the maximum sentence of incarceration.

You can read a copy of the subpoena that was served on me below:

“The hand of G-d lay heavy upon the he-goats, the ewes, the crooks, the politicians, and the infidels, and He wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6

“It is better to be cursed by the Prophet Achiya ha’Shiloni, and repeatedly cursed out by Larry Noodles, than to be blessed by Bil’am.” Taanit 20.

Moshiach Now!

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