Goat Drops Defamation Lawsuit Against Noodles

Goat Drops Defamation Lawsuit Against Noodles

The Goat agreed to drop his defamation lawsuit against Noodles in exchange for Noodles dropping his counterclaim for assault and battery. The Goat would not open his wallet and offer Noodles any cash to get Noodles to drop his counterclaim for kicking Noodles down the stairs of the Goat shul, causing Noodles to suffer emotional distress

Daniel Greer, AKA “The Goat” today agreed to drop his defamation lawsuit against me. Last night the Goat’s attorney David Grudberg, who graduated from Yale, contacted my attorney Joseph Merly, who graduated from the University of Bridgeport School of Law. I can’t afford to hire lawyers who graduated from Yale, unlike the Goat, who had a wet dream team of attorneys who graduated from Yale. Willie the Dow also graduated from Yale.

Grudberg told my attorney that the Goat would drop his defamation lawsuit against me if I agreed to drop my lawsuit for assault and battery against the Goat when the Goat kicked me down the stairs. I begrudgingly agreed to drop my lawsuit. I believe I had a valid claim but I don’t believe I would have ever collected a dime if I was awarded damages. Mirlis is still suing the Goat for fraudulently transferring assets to his wife. Mirlis is even alleging that the Goat’s attorney Stuart Margolis improperly transferred Goat assets. I didn’t want to waste judicial resources on a lawsuit that I would never collect on. I wanted to save taxpayer dollars. I plan to run for Mayor of New Haven in two years as a fiscal conservative. My Goat lawsuit would give my political opponents ammunition to use against me during my campaign.

I was hoping to call a number of witnesses to testify at my trial with the Goat. I wanted to subpoena the Undertaker, Arnie, Gary, Mark, Darcy “Quick Draw” McGraw, and Mr. Robot. They were in the Goat building when the Goat rudely pushed me out of the synagogue room and raised his little fist to my head and bellowed, “I’M GOING TO USE IT!” The Goat’s fist was 2 inches large, the same size as his shmeckel. The Goat then proceeded to push me towards the stairwell. The Goat never punched me as he promised. As I walked down two steps of the stairwell the Goat swung his little goat foot at me. The Goat’s foot was about two inches, the same size as his…. The Goat kicked me. It was so bizarre I was speechless. The Goat scurried back in his synagogue while Darcy “Quick Draw” McGraw marched out into the hallway and bellowed, “HOW DARE YOU, I AM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!” I told Quick Draw that I did nothing wrong, she should have the Goat locked up. I told Darcy I would leave peacefully, I just wanted to retrieve my tallis bag. Quick Draw sent her husband Bruce Altman, aka “Mr. Robot” into the synagogue and got my tallis bag. Mr. Robot searched my tallis bag for explosives. Quick Draw took the tallis bag and handed it to me and told me to vacate the premises. I told her I would gladly leave. That was the last time I was ever in the Goat building. Ironically Darcy “Quick Draw” McGraw is a public defender who runs the Connecticut Innocence Project. I wonder if she still thinks that the Goat is innocent? Darcy should start an innocence project for wrongly convicted goats. Bruce Altman is a local celebrity whom you have seen on the big screen, mostly as a supporting actor, never the star. Bruce told me he is typecast as a rich, powerful, evil Jew, much like the Goat. If I ever produce a movie about the Goat I know which actor to play the Goat.

The Goat’s Yale wet dream team Attorney Grudberg will be drafting legal papers for me and the Goat to sign in order to finalize the Goat v. Noodles saga. We have until December 2nd to submit the withdrawal form to the Court.

For God, For Country, For Skull & Bones, For Yale Wet Dream Team Attorneys who defend Goats & Pedophiles. Yechi Noodles! SHAYGETZ!!

“The hand of HaShem lay heavy upon the goats, and he wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6

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2 thoughts on “Goat Drops Defamation Lawsuit Against Noodles

  1. You should have proceeded and gotten a default judgement against him as a no show. Even if the judgement cant be enforced because of the “chosen’s” innate ability to hide shekels.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWmeuwL-UI
    “hide the silver and the roast mama & kids look hungry!” lmgao

    You could have posted the judgement on your blog for all the world to see that the GOAT now owes NOODLES. smh

  2. Well u did what I had to do …but much respect on saving the tax payers money…MAYOR HARP BUYOUTS IS IN THE MILLIONS BETWEEN THE THIEF IN HER OFFICE NOW PAYING THE SUPER A COOL 175.000 TO BACATE HER ROLE AS HEAD TEACHER CREATOR….BIRKS BIRKS BIRKS
    NO TO CIGAR SMOKING JOE HOW MANY TRIALS DID HE WIN . I BET 0 NEVER MADE IT TO TRIAL …COPED OUT BEFORE ……WELL LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN FOR THE OLD GOAT…..SENTENCE SOON…..LARRY NOODLES FOR MAYOR DOWN WITH CORRUPTION FEDS MUST BE STOP…..CigAR smoking joe still a kiss ass DOW CRASHED AND BURNED……

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