Goat Sighting in Newport RI

Goat Sighting in Newport RI

I walked past the compound this past Shabbat and didn’t see the usual out of State vehicles.  I didn’t see Rabbi Notis.  I didn’t see the Goat’s black Mercury or gray minivan parked in it’s usual spot in the driveway in front of the Goat school.  The compound was quiet.  Some time ago I received an anonymous message that Notis and his ilk would be leaving New Haven after Purim.  I was hopeful that I had finally driven the Goat of New Haven, just as St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland.  I had planned on stopping by New Haven City Hall this morning and ask Mayor Harp to name me the patron saint of New Haven, with full honors, until I received an email, and a picture, notifying me that the Goat was in Newport, Rhode Island this past Shabbat.

The Goat owns a condo in Newport.  Every time the Goat spends Shabbat in Newport I get emails from residents of Rhode Island asking me to come to Rhode Island and drive the Goat away.  I explain to the citizens of Newport that I am still on probation and not allowed to leave the State of Connecticut without permission from my probation officer.  The probation office approves requests to leave the State if you are searching for a job.  I don’t think anyone ever requested the probation office to grant permission to leave the State of Connecticut in order to drive Goats out of Rhode Island.

My spies in Rhode Island sent me this picture of the Goat that was taken over the weekend.  People in Rhode Island are not happy seeing the Goat out in public.  In New Haven the Goat is confined to the compound.  On occasion the Goat can be observed in the local supermarket or at Edge of the Woods.  There haven’t been many Ewe sightings reported to me in a long time.  The Ewe stopped conducting her women’s tehillim class.  I guess there isn’t much for the Ewe to pray for anymore.  At this point the Goat’s goose is cooked.  No prayer is going to save the Goat.  I wonder what the Ewe does with all her free time.  She is probably still teaching a class at Yeshiva University.  The Ewe maintains her position because she is close with prominent Rabbi J. David Bleich, who is an officer on the Board of the Yeshiva of New Haven, which currently is in default on a $21 million civil judgment.  This is the Yeshiva of New Haven as it is listed on the Connecticut Secretary of State’s website:

Business ID: 0069779 Last Report Filed Year: 2017
Business Address: 765 ELM STREET, NEW HAVEN, CT, 06511 Business Type: Non-Stock
Mailing Address: P.O. BOX 3389, NEW HAVEN, CT, 06515 Business Status: Active
Date Inc/Registration: Dec 28, 1977
Annual Report Due Date: 12/25/2018
Principals Details
Name/Title Business Address Residence Address
DANIEL GREER  PRESIDENT/DIRECTOR/TREASURER 765 ELM STREET, NEW HAVEN, CT, 06510 133 WEST PARK AVENUE, NEW HAVEN, CT, 06511
SARAH GREER  SECRETARY/DIRECTOR 765 ELM STREET, NEW HAVEN, CT, 06511 133 WEST PARK AVENUE, NEW HAVEN, CT, 06511
J. DAVID BLEICH  DIRECTOR NONE 400 EAST 77TH ST., APT. 3K, NEW YORK, NY, 10021
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Agent Summary
Agent Name JEAN LEDBURY
Agent Business Address 765 ELM STREET, NEW HAVEN, CT, 06511
Agent Residence Address 152 WINSLOW DRIVE, WEST HAVEN, CT, 06516

My spies in Waterbury reported that there was a big Greer – Hack family event recently in Waterbury.  Everyone was there, even the Goat’s brother, who flew in all the way from Chicago.  The only people missing were the Goat and his Ewe, and myself.  I wasn’t invited to the party for some reason.  I used to go to all the Greer – Hack family events.  They used to come and visit me in prison.  I thought I was part of the family. Rabbi Dov Greer used to hand out his card to the rich inmates who were locked up for big time financial fraud.  I don’t know why Dov was so impressed with Jewish inmates.  Dov was particularly impressed with a guy named Alex Schleider.  Alex ratted out billion dollar ponzi schemer Eli Weinstein, and only got a year in the clink because he ratted out Weinstein.  Dov was also impressed with scam artist and gambling addict Moshe Butler.  Moshe’s father was a big rabbi in the OU.  Moshe was the butt of everyone’s jokes in the clink, no pun intended.  Dov and Moshe had  a lot in common.  Dov’s shver was Butler’s pediatrician for his kids.

Ezi Greer used to come and visit me at Otisville.  One time he came to visit and I was working in the warehouse.  None of the guards told me that I had a visitor, so I kept working.  Ezi sat in the visitors room for an hour before I finally realized he was waiting.  I felt bad for him.  Ezi didn’t try to talk to other inmates.  Neither did Avi Hack when he came to visit.  Avi didn’t have an approval as a visitor, but the guards let him in anyway, he was wearing a suit and tie, so he looked respectable.

Harold Hack even came to visit me.  I didn’t even know Harold very well.  Harold kept to himself in the compound.  His only friends were the Goat, Gary, Moshe and Marc.  I was surprised when he came to visit.  I believe the Greer – Hack visits increased when Paul Bass started posting my prison blogs on his Communist website The New Haven Independent.  I didn’t know Paul was a member of the Communist Party at the time.  Had I known I would have never granted him permission to publish my prison blogs.  I think the Goat jock supporters frequently visited me because they were worried that I would some day expose their cult leader, the depraved Goat, for his crimes, on my blog.  I am glad I did not disappoint them.

 

 


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