This morning Larry Noodles decided to pray at the synagogue known as the Yeshiva of New Haven. The Yeshiva of New Haven is the synagogue operated by none other than child rapist “rabbi” Daniel Greer. Larry Noodles has no qualms about praying with criminals. Everyone in the Jewish chapel in Federal prison where Larry Noodles was locked up was a convicted felon.
Larry Noodles showed up at the Greer asylum at approximately 9:30 AM. Larry Noodles took a seat in the table that used to be seat of Greer’s number one son, who abandoned his old man a long time ago. Larry Noodles took a prayer shawl out of his bag. As Larry Noodles put the prayer shawl over his head he was violently assaulted by Greer. Greer came up to him in the synagogue and violently pushed Larry Noodles out of the room, while yelling at Larry Noodles. Larry Noodles told Greer he was there to pray, and didn’t want to start any trouble. Greer said he didn’t care. Greer told Larry Noodles that he had to leave immediately.
In the hallway Larry Noodles told Greer that he just wanted to get his bag and he would be on his way. Greer didn’t seem to care. Greer clenched his left fist and held it next to Larry Noodle’s head and yelled out, “I will use my fist.” Larry Noodles looked at Greer’s 70 year old wrinkled fist and shrugged his shoulders. How much harm could the fist of an out of shape little man do?
Greer kept yelling and pushing Larry Noodles towards the stairway. Greer pushed Larry Noodles down a couple of stairs and then kicked Larry Noodles in the buttocks. Larry Noodles asked Greer, “What has happened to you, what have you become?”
There were four young teenage boys in the synagogue, who were recruited by Greer from the Chofetz Chaim Yeshiva of Queens, who witnessed the entire event. They were shocked.
After Greer kicked Larry Noodles down the stairs, Greer went back to his synagogue to enlist the help of former Federal prosecutor Darcy McGraw. Darcy and her husband actor Bruce Altman are the few supporters Greer still has left in New Haven. Darcy currently heads the Innocence Project. I don’t understand how she got this job, she clearly cannot tell the difference between an innocent man and a guilty man like Greer.
Darcy stood guard and blocked Larry Noodles from going back into the synagogue to get his bag. Darcy admonished Larry Noodles for his behavior, in the indignant, self righteous tone of a Federal prosecutor. She threatened to call the police on Larry Noodles. She wanted to rat Larry Noodles out to the blueboyz! Yet she had no problem watching child rapist Greer leer at the young boys in the synagogue.
Larry Noodles told Darcy that he meant no harm and just wanted go get his bag and he would be on his way. Darcy called on her husband Bruce Altman. Bruce has appeared in numerous movies and television series. Currently he is in the series Mr. Robot. Bruce plays the role of the devious corporate chief of the evil E Corp. Larry Noodles is a big fan of Bruce Altman. But Darcy won’t let Bruce associate with criminals like Larry Noodles.
Darcy instructed Bruce to get the bag that Larry Noodles left in the synagogue. Darcy guarded Larry Noodles in the hallway. Bruce went into the synagogue and looked through the bag to make sure everything was ok. Larry Noodles is a convicted felon, so he is not allowed to possess explosives, drugs, or firearms while he is on probation. Larry Noodles enjoyed watching Bruce, with the sinister role he plays so well on Mr. Robot, looking through the Larry Noodles bag. Was that an act, or was Bruce really concerned about the Larry Noodles bag? Either way it was nice to see Bruce again. Larry Noodles felt like he was in an episode of Mr. Robot, with Bruce doing the bidding of the evil Greer Corp.