Greer’s IRS Problems

Greer’s IRS Problems



(June 1, 2016)  It has been reported to Larry Noodles that Rabbi Greer has resorted to paying men to attend his religious services.  In these tough economic times Larry Noodles cannot blame men for taking money from Rabbi Greer.  Larry Noodles sent out hundreds of job applications and cannot even get a job answering phones at a law office.  A criminal record does not look good on one’s job application. But Larry Noodles is a man of principal.  He would never lower himself to get paid to show up to prayer services led by a serial sodomizer.  But others do not have such high moral standards.

It has been reported that the Greer minyan is on life support.  By some miracle Rabbi Greer is still managing to get 10 guys to attend his daily services.  One doctor recently left the fold.  A PhD, “Doc 1,” no longer attends Greer’s religious services.  Apparently Doc 1 took offense when Rabbi Greer attacked Larry Noodles during one of his sermons.  Doc 2 left the minyan some time ago.  Doc 2 is still mad at Larry Noodles and has threatened to use all his families money to sue Larry Noodles.  So far Larry Noodles has not been served with legal papers from Doc 2 notifying him of a lawsuit, but will keep readers updated.

It has also been reported that the prayer class taught by Rabbi Greer’s wife has been losing members.  This is a group of bubbies who have been holding weekly prayer meetings and Bible study classes, and discussions of non-Biblical topics, such as putting a curse on Larry Noodles. But the Bible is full of curses, so I guess putting curses on Larry Noodles would be considered Biblical learning.

Rabbi Greer operates a non-profit organization under Section 501(c)(3) of the Code of the Internal Revenue Service. According to the IRS web site, “The exempt purposes set forth in section 501(c)(3) are charitable, religious, educational… and preventing cruelty to children or animals.  The term charitable… includes relief of the poor, the distressed, or the underprivileged; advancement of religion…  lessening neighborhood tensions; eliminating prejudice and discrimination; defending human and civil rights…” The IRS web site also says that a Section 501(c)(3) organization “must not be organized or operated for the benefit of private interests, such as the creator or the creator’s family…”

Rabbi Greer’s non-profits could easily lose their status as 501(c)(3) organizations.  Rabbi Greer’s school violates the purposes of a non-profit in that his school does not prevent cruelty to children or animals.  Rabbi Greer is a serial child rapist.  The Greers also kill animals every year, as a demonstration of kosher slaughter. The Greers even feature their makeshift “slaughterhouse” as one of the many attractions of the Greer yeshiva.  Unlike PETA, Larry Noodles does not believe kosher slaughter is cruel to animals. But Greer could be in violation of local zoning laws by setting up a makeshift slaughterhouse in his backyard.  Larry Noodles believes that making the two year old Greer grandchildren watch a bull get it’s head sawed off in the Greer backyard is cruel to children.  Larry Noodles once witnessed the bull break loose and almost trample the Greer grandchildren.  The Greers typically play classical music to the behemiah in order to calm the beast before the kill.   No joke.

Rabbi Greer could also lose his status as a 501(c)(3) because his synagogue is in violation of the IRS rule that says the organization must not operate for the “benefit of private interests, such as the creator…”  The reason Rabbi Greer still operates his synagogue is in order to give himself the appearance of legitimacy in the face of an ongoing Federal lawsuit.  Greer pays men to appear at his non-profit synagogue.  This does not serve the purpose of a 503(c)(3).

Every year hundreds of non-profits lose their 501(c)(3) status as a result of IRS investigations.  In 2013 the IRS took heat for targeting non-profits with the names “tea party” or “occupy”.   The Obama Administration did not criminally prosecute anyone at the IRS, but stated that the IRS acted improperly.  The IRS should stop wasting its time going after Tea Parties and Occupiers.  The IRS should focus on revoking the 501(c)(3) status of Rabbi Greer and his non-profits, that were used as fronts for Rabbi Greer to engage in child rape.

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