Maccabi Games Champion Jason Kurland Busted

Maccabi Games Champion Jason Kurland Busted

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Dix Hills Long Island Attorney Jason Kurland is a hockey goalie champion who was awarded a bronz medal in Israel at the Maccabiah Games, ie., the Jewish Olympics held in Tel Aviv. The medal was placed around Kurland’s neck. In America the Department of Justice awarded Kurland with bronz handcuffs. The handcuffs were placed around Kurland’s wrists. Unfortunately for Jason, Otisville prison camp doesn’t have a hockey ring. There is a basketball court, a baseball field, a soccer field and a tin hut with free weights, but no hockey rink. I guess Kurland could sue the Bureau of Prisons to get them to build him a hockey rink.

Kurland was a partner at the prestigious Long Island law firm Certilman Balin Adler & Hyman. Kurland branded himself the “Lottery Lawyer” and represented dozens of lottery winners throughout the country with billions of dollars in combined winnings. Lottery winning clients paid Kurland and his law firm millions to invest their money. Kurland steered his clients to invest into various entities and accounts controlled by Italian American street thugs Frangesco Russo also known as “Frankie,” Francis Smookler also known as “Frank” and Christopher Chierchio also known as “Chrissy Walnuts.” Just kidding. If you know Chierchio’s nickname please forward to me ASAP.

Kurland received kickbacks from Frankie, Frank and Chierchio, who all got indicted by the Feds. The Feds haven’t busted up a Jewish-Italian New York criminal conspiracy since the days of Meyer Lansky and Lucky Luciano.

Kurland lived the high life with his Italian-American co-conspirator gangsters in training. They spent Kirland’s client’s lottery winnings on private jets, expensive vacations, luxury vehicles, houses and yachts. The yachts were docked at their waterfront luxury North Miami house which was under contract to be sold for millions at the time they were busted. Kirland and his associates must have known that the Feds were on their tail and tried to sell it before they got indicted. The Feds put the kibosh on that transaction and got a court order to have the proceeds from that closing get wired directly to Uncle Sam.

The Kurland gang could have stayed under the radar had they not expanded their criminal activities into loan sharking. Kurland and his gang lent a quarter mil to a shady Long Island jeweler named Gregory Altieri. Kirland and his associates all live in Long Island. Kirland lived in Jewish Dix Hills while his Italian co-conspirators lived in mob meccas Staten Island and Oyster Bay. The Feds never alleged that Kirland’s Italian co-conspirators were connected with any of the New York organized crime families. Kirland didn’t have to pay kickbacks to anyone at the Gambino, Lucchese, Genovese, Bonanno, and Colombo families. Kirland was trying to start his own Judeo-Italiano organized crime family. FUGHETABOUTIT! Kurland is a putz!

Kurland lent Gregory Altieri, a sleezy jeweler, $250K at 100% interest. Altieri defaulted on the $250K 100% interest “street loan.” Surprise surprise! After Altieri defaulted Kurland employed his Italian cohorts to threaten Altieri with physical harm. Kurland’s associates told Altieri that they had tactical shotguns with lasers. They compared themselves to the mobster loan sharks in the movie “Uncut Gems” who whacked a Jewish diamond dealer who couldn’t pay his gambling debt. They told Altieri, “We’re gonna pop your head off in front of your f—— kids. You watch my man, you f—–d me, now watch what I am gonna do to you, I’m coming brother. Full f—–g steam ahead. We are gonna find your wife today. That’s happening. The people coming for you are going to make you watch as they rip your son’s teeth out of his mouth, watch, they’re going to do worse things to your wife.”

Kurland didn’t realize that Altieri was under Federal investigation for operating a $200 million ponzi scheme. Altieri solicited investors from Queens, Staten Island, and Long Island ostensibly to purchase jewelry at “closeout” prices and then resell it at a high profit. Altieri promised returns of 70 percent a month. Altieri used new investors’ money to pay earlier investors, telling them they were receiving returns on their investments. Eventually Altieri couldn’t make any further payments to investors and his ponzi scheme collapsed. Investors reported him to the Feds. The Feds wiretapped Altieri’s phone. The Feds listened to Kurland’s gang threaten to kill Altieri.

The Feds indicted Altieri in July of 2020. Kurland tried to unload the North Miami waterfront property shortly thereafter. The Feds busted Kurland and his gang just before they had a chance to close. Criminal life lesson of the day: If you are involved in a massive criminal conspiracy be sure to keep all of your assets in liquid form and never, ever, put real estate in your own name.

The Attorney for Christopher Chierchio filed a motion that the Kurland gang case be transferred to Federal Judge Cogan who is handling the Altieri $100 million ponzi scheme case. The Attorney argued that the two cases are related and should be combined at trial. The Attorney stated in his motion that Kurland invested $100 million of his clients’ lottery money with Altieri. Altieri defaulted on paying Kurland’s clients back the $100 million. The Kurland gang told Altieri that Altieri could put paying back the hundred million “on a shelf” but insisted that Altieri pay back the $250K street loan. The Feds haven’t yet responded to Chierchio’s motion.

Its too early to tell whether the Feds will offer a favorable plea agreement to Altieri in exchange for Altieri ratting out the Kurland gang. Or the Feds could offer the Kirland gang a deal to rat out Altieri. Or the Feds could just prosecute the two cases without the use of snitches, rats, and stool pigeons, . A Federal prosecution without the use of rats? Unheard of! US Attorneys get lost in the courtroom without a rat on the witness stand doing all the work for them. Criminal life lesson for the day: If you are picked for jury duty, never, ever believe the rat testifying on the witness stand against the defendant. Rats will say anything in order to convict the defendant and avoid jail. You can’t believe the defendant either. The defendant will say anything to avoid jail. You can’t believe the lawyers either. Lawyers will say and do almost anything to win their cases. In short, you can’t believe anyone. Your best option is to tell the judge that you are biased against everyone in the courthouse and therefore you are unable to sit on the jury panel.

Jason Kurland is being represented by former US Attorney turned defense attorney Telemachus P. Kasulis, who works for the massive law firm of Morvillo Abramowitz Grand Iason & Anello PC. Kasulis used to work for the Justice Department in the Southern District of New York and prosecuted guys like Jason Kurland. Kasulis switched sides and now defends the bad guys. The US Attorney – big law firm revolving door offers big cash rewards to attorneys who follow the script. The first step in the script is to graduate from an Ivy League law school. Kasulis graduated from Yale. The next step is to land a job with the US Attorneys Office. A Yale law degree guarantees that you have a job waiting for you at the Department of Justice. The next step is to work for a few years in the US Attorneys on a “big” white collar cases that get a lot of press. The reason the cases are “big” and get a lot of press is because the US Attorney’s Office issues press releases telling members of the media that the case is big. The US Attorney inflates loss numbers in order to make the case even “bigger.”

Kasulis worked on a “big” case when he was a US Attorney. The bio on Kasulis’ law firm website states that he prosecuted “former Central Intelligence Agency employee David Riley and the prosecution of David Murcia Guzman, referred to in the press as the Bernie Madoff of Colombia, and several confederates for running an international money laundering enterprise.” Big deal. FBI agents do all the work. All Kasulis had to do was negotiate a plea agreement or take it to trial. The trial is prepped by an army of Federal special agents, law clerks, law students and legal secretaries. All Kasulis has to do is sit in court and read from a script. I could train a monkey to be a lawyer. The only real work for Kasulis is putting on his tie.

The final step in the US Attorney – big law firm big bucks revolving door is to look for a big New York law firm who will hire you at a starting salary of between $250-500K a year. Once you are hired your law firm will promote you as someone who has connections in the US Attorneys Office and can get you off. Your legal defense bill will be one million dollars. FUHGETABOUTIT! Don’t fall for it. The lawyers are bigger scammers than the criminals whom they represent. I was locked up with some of the wealthiest criminals in the tri-State region in Otisville. I knew guys who paid their attorneys one million dollars just to negotiate a plea deal. As an attorney I was shocked. I told them to sue their lawyers and get a refund. They didn’t care about the money. A million dollars is nothing to a guy who is worth tens of millions. What upset them most was the dishonesty of their lawyers.

Jason Kurland was released from Federal custody after he posted a bond secured by property owned by himself, his wife and his in-laws. Jason is not allowed to travel outside of the five boroughs and Long Island. A few days after he got indicted Jason’s attorney filed a request that Jason be allowed to travel to New Jersey with his wife and three children so that his rug rats could compete in a soccer tournament. Request to travel to New Jersey DENIED by Federal Judge Nicholas G. Garaufis. FUHGETABOUTIT! Kurland is a putz!

Jewish doctor Scott Blyer signed Jason’s bond guaranteeing that Jason will return to court and not flee from justice. Dr. Blyer is Jason’s brother in law. Dr. Blyer is a New York plastic surgeon who promotes himself as “Dr. Bfixin.” Jason dragged his brother in law Dr. Bfixin into his tawdry mess involving loan sharks, ponzi schemes and wanna be mobsters. Chutzpah! Dr. Blyer specializes in Brazilian butt lifts. Dr. Blyer should reconstruct Jason’s face so that Jason could skip town and live on the lam. Jason would never skip town. Jason is a family man. Jason has pictures of himself, his bleached blond wife and his children posted all over the internet. Jason hobnobs with the one percent in Dix Hills. Jason’s family had no idea that Jason was involved with loan sharks, low lives and criminals. Jason’s brother is a well respected attorney who works in Washington DC in the area of commercial litigation for the Department of Justice. Jason could ask his brother to put in a good word for him with the Attorney General. FUHGETABOUTIT! Jason is getting a one way ticket to Otisville.

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