Habeas corpus in Latin means “you have the body, ie., the corpus.” A habeas corpus petition is a civil lawsuit filed against your prison warden requesting that a Judge order the release of your body from the prison where you are incarcerated. Michael Cohen filed a habeas corpus petition against William Barr and the Bureau of Prisons asking that he be released from his solitary jail cell in Otisville, where he currently resides.
Inmate Cohen has not enjoyed the accommodations provided by the Federal authorities at the Otisville summer camp. Cohen stated in his affidavit attached to his habeas corpus petition the following: “I have been relegated for some twenty-three and a half hours in solitary confinement ever weekday, other than for attorney phone calls. I spend the hours alone in a tiny cell that is poorly ventilated and searingly hot, with a broken window and an incessantly dripping faucet. During the heat wave over the weekend of July 18– 19, 2020, the temperature in my cell has soared to nearly unbearable levels. On weekends, I am permitted to leave my cell only for 30 minutes over the course of 72 hours. I am not permitted to exercise. I am not permitted to speak with or see other inmates. I also have no social or legal visits. I have no access to the library or the outside. I have had no access to commissary and almost no access to social calls. I have suffered terribly while in solitary confinement. The stress has caused my blood pressure to elevate to dangerous levels. I was informed that the reading was 166/104, which I understand to be a critical level. These elevated levels cause me severe headaches, shortness of breath, and anxiety.”
Mr. Cohen has alleged that the Otisville torture treatment is punishment for his plan to publish a book about the Donald. Cohen stated in his affidavit: “My book will provide graphic and unflattering details about the President’s behavior behind closed doors. For example, the manuscript describes the President’s pointedly anti-Semitic remarks and virulently racist remarks against such Black leaders as President Barack Obama and Nelson Mandela, neither of whom he viewed as real leaders or asworthy of respect by virtue of their race.” Cohen has accused the Donald of being a Jew hater! How is this possible? The Donald has 12 Jewish grandchildren, each one is named after a different tribe of the nation of Israel, ie, Reuvan Trump, Shimon Kushner, Levi Trump, Yehuda Kushner Trump, Naftali Ivanki Trump, Gad Kushner, Asher Trump, Zebulen Trump, Yosef Kushner, Binyomin Melania Trump, Issachur Trump, and Lil’ Danny Kushner.
Cohen stated in his petition that the Feds fully permitted him to eat snails slathered in garlic sauce at a fancy French restaurant on the Upper East Side of Manhattan: “Consistent with the language of the Furlough Approval and the guidance from the FCI Otisville staff, I understood that I was permitted to travel near the “area” of my apartment, which included the five boroughs of New York City. However, in an abundance of caution, I limited my neighborhood outings to short walks within a close radius around my apartment.” LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! Every inmate knows that when you get a furlough you must submit a detailed schedule of where you are going to be for every hour of your furlough for prior approval, including if you plan to eat at a French restaurant. Every inmate knows that a release to home confinement means that you STAY AT HOME. Cohen is a complete putz!
Cohen dug himself into a bigger hole when he threw the Otisville camp administrator under the bus, with more fibs in his affidavit: “On July 4, 2020, I received a call from FCI Otisville Camp Administrator Robert Schreffler in response to photographs published in the New York Post on the previous day that showed me and my wife dining outdoors with another couple at a restaurant around the corner from my residence. Mr. Schreffler stated that unnamed BOP officials in Washington were upset by the New York Post piece. Mr. Schreffler explicitly stated that I was permitted to be outside of my apartment. Mr. Schreffler made clear in this call that the upshot was that I had not violated any conditions and that no action would be taken against me. Mr. Schreffler did instruct me that it would be best if I remained at home to avoid any further media scrutiny or further upsetting Washington. I complied with this instruction.” Cohen is lucky Schreffler doesn’t waterboard Cohen at Otisville. What an idiot.
Cohen even threw his probation officer under the bus. Cohen stated: “My probation officer Mr. Gill conducted a home inspection and then provided me with the name and address for the reporting center in the Bronx that would outfit me with my ankle bracelet. I was at all times compliant with the process for setting up electronic monitoring. Indeed, when
Mr. Gill arrived at my apartment and could not find street parking for his vehicle, I asked my son to sit in Mr. Gill’s idling car while Mr. Gill conducted his work in our residence.” Does Cohen expect anyone to believe that a Federal probation officer broke all kinds of Federal regulations and Federal laws and allowed Cohen’s idiotic son Jake Ross Cohen to sit in his Federal vehicle? Would you let this kid with the ridiculous haircut watch your car?
Cohen is an idiot. Jake Ross Cohen should change his name. The Feds are bigger idiots for torturing the mentally defective and mentally ill. Laws were passed many years ago banning mental hospitals from torturing patients. Why is it legal for the government to torture inmates? Cohen, and the rest of the mental patients in Otisville should be released IMMEDIATELY! Moshiach NOW!
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