Mordechai Samet is an Israeli Satmar who got sentenced to 27 years for a $4 million fraud. Samet’s family resides in Kiryas Yoel. Samet was locked up in the Otisville medium for the last several years. Samet was locked up for a total of 18 years. Since Samet was not a US citizen he was under a detainer from the ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement). His detainer made him ineligible for early compassionate release under the First Step Act.
Politically connected Rabbi Moshe Margaretten raised money and lobbied to get the First Step Act passed by the Donald. Margaretten recently lobbied the Donald and other politicians to get the ICE detainer lifted for Samet. Margaretten felt that Samet had been on ice for too long in Otisville. Samet’s detainer was lifted early this year.
On January 27, 2020, just before COVID19 AKA “The King Kong China Virus” invaded Gotham, Samet filed a motion for compassionate release under the First Step Act. Federal Judge Coleen McMahon denied Samet’s motion on April 9th, 2020, at the height of the Kung Fu virus, and issued the following order: “the motion is denied for failure to fully exhaust all administrative rights. Samet undoubtedly exhausted his administrative remedies, but it appears that the Warden denied Samet’s petition long before the COVID-19 pandemic began, which means that there was no live administrative petition at any point during the pandemic and so no opportunity for the Bureau of Prisons to consider the impact of COVID on Samet’s situation.”
Judge McMahon gave Samet the right to refile his compassionate release with the Otisville Warden. By some miracle the Warden granted Samet’s request to leave Otisville five years early. Samet was released from the medium this morning. A Rosh Hashana miracle! Rabbi Margaretten probably put political pressure put on the Otisville Warden to get Samet out, or he made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Don’t mess with the Satmars. The Satmars make La Cosa Nostra look like choir boys.
Every inmate who gets released from Otisville is driven to the bottom of Two Mile Road, the Federal road that leads up to Otisville prison facility. At the bottom of Two Mile Road there is a gas station / convenience store. Every inmate stops in there to use a private bathroom, change out of prison clothing, purchase a cold drink and chill out. I will never forget the day I entered that market. I never realized how institutionalized I had become until I walked into that market as a free man. The picture above is of Samet at the Otisville gas station. There is a YouTube video of Sholom Rubashkin dancing at the Otisville gas station, with other men, no mixed dancing, after Rubashkin was released by the Donald from Otisville. See link.
Samet sued the Bureau of Prisons back in 2008 because he claimed he should be allowed a proper place of worship. In 2008 the Otisville medium required inmates to pray in their jail cells. Each jail cell contains an open toilet and a steel bed with a thin mattress. Samet claimed in his lawsuit that he cannot pray in his little cell with an open toilet. The Bureau of Prisons agreed to designate a separate room for prayer services. Samet’s lawsuit paved the way for additional religious freedoms., which were recently taken away from Jewish inmates when the Kung Fu virus hit. Otisville is now rated at the bottom of USA Today’s rankings of Club Fed prisons for white collar Jewish criminals.
Otisville Inmate Shalom Weiss is now the biggest name religious Jew who is currently locked up in the medium. Weiss is a Satmar from Brooklyn who got 835 years for a $125 million fraud. Weiss had fled the country after his conviction at trial and went on the lam, partying all over Europe. He was picked up a year later in Austria. He was probably ratted out by one of the strippers or prostitutes that he was known to patronize. Austria agreed to extradite Weiss to the United States on the condition that the US grant him a new sentencing hearing and that his sentence would be similar to his co-defendants. Weiss’ co-defendants all cooperated with the Feds and got less than 13 years. At the appeal the Judge knocked 10 years off his 845 year sentence. The government of Austria tried to get Trump to commute his sentence because the US reneged on their agreement to grant Weiss a full re-sentencing hearing. The Donald hasn’t done much for Weiss. Weiss needs to hire Larry Noodles to lobby the Donald.
Weiss paid his $125 million restitution order in full. The Feds didn’t care about the money. Its not about the money. Its about respect! Don’t make the same mistake as Weiss. Don’t piss off the Federal government. Don’t get caught in the middle of a lap dance on the lam or you will be in a major jam.
To all the Jewish readers out there: Shanah tovah um’tukah
May you have a good and sweet new year.
L’shanah tovah tikateivu v’teichateimu
May you be inscribed and sealed for blessing in the Book of Life
To all the Muslim readers out there: Rock the United Emerites / Israeli Embassy Kung Fu Kasbah!
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