Noodles Lawyers Up Against The Goat

Noodles Lawyers Up Against The Goat

I have retained the high powered Law Offices of legendary civil rights Attorney John Williams to defend me against the frivolous subpoena that was served upon me by Attorney Grudberg on behalf of his depraved pedophile client Daniel Greer, AKA “the Goat”

The Goat thinks he can pay his wet dream team of attorneys to harass, intimidate and silence First Amendment defenders like myself. The Goat’s intimidation tactics will not work. I spent 18 months in Otisville prison with hardened criminals armed with medical degrees, law licenses and Harvard MBAs. These guys committed high crimes of greed, passion and near violence, such as Medicare fraud, mortgage fraud, bank fraud, ponzi schemes, insider trading and securities fraud. The Goat wouldn’t survive a day in Otisville Federal prison with these degenerates. But the Goat will never spend a day in Federal prison. The Goat was prosecuted by the State of Connecticut. The Goat will be locked up in a cushy State prison with easy going rapists, ax murderers, and serial killers. As long as the Goat remembers to put his goat soap on a rope the Goat will do just fine.

Tomorrow Yale graduate Attorney David Grudberg will be representing fellow Yale graduate Daniel Greer in State court. Grudberg will try to convince Judge Alander to put me on the witness stand and ask me whether I “tampered” with the Goat’s star witnesses Jean Ledbury and Dr. Thomas DeRosa. I expect fellow Yalie Attorney Willie the Dow to be at the hearing with Attorney Grudberg to represent Yale pedophile Daniel Greer. The Skull & Boners Society.

The Goat and his Yalies will be in for a big surprise when I appear in Court tomorrow morning. I am prepared to face the Goat’s attorneys with my own wet dream team of attorneys. The Law Offices of John Williams has been diligently working on my case every since I was served with a subpoena by the Goat’s marshal last night. Mr. Williams is a graduate of Harvard University. The Dow doesn’t have a chance against Williams.

Judge Alander also graduated from Yale. But Alander graduated from Yale in the 1970s. Willie the Dow and the Goat graduated from Yale back in 1910 when Yale was a much easier school to get into. Yale was all men in those days. That’s the reason the Goat wanted to go to Yale. Judge Alander will see right through these Yale lightweights.

The Goat’s motion is completely ridiculous. The Goat is blaming me for his guilty conviction. The Goat is lashing out against me and against the State’s Attorneys who prosecuted him. Grudberg argued in his motion the following: “Mr. Dressler has published hundreds of negative items regarding Daniel Greer on his blog since the onset of the federal civil litigation. The vast majority of the blog has been devoted to the defendant, and Mr. Dressler has been open and honest in often-vicious postings about his desire to see Daniel Greer and the Yeshiva of New Haven ruined, and Greer arrested and incarcerated. The recent post focused on a recent editorial published by a UCONN law professor. In the third paragraph of his post, Dressler lamented that ‘none of the post conviction articles have given any credit to Larry Noodles for helping to bring down the Goat.’ Dressler stated further that ‘against my moral code, I spent half the summer in the Office of the State’s Attorney tracking down, and convincing witnesses to testify against the Goat.'”

You can read a full copy of the Goat’s motion below:

The Goat’s Attorney Grudberg also filed a Motion for Order Limiting Disclosure of Sentencing Material. Grudberg stated the following: “The Court indicated that any character letters submitted on behalf of the defendant will be made part of the public file in this matter. Many letter writers have indicated that while they are ready and willing to share their thoughts with the Court, they are fearful of potential publicity in the event their letters become public. Several have specifically expressed concern about their potential letters being available to Lawrence Dressler, who publishes a blog at www.larrynoodles.com. For approximately 3.5 years this blog has mainly been dedicated to the publication of overwhelmingly negative commentary about Daniel Greer. The blog has also singled out for public scorn individuals who have supported Greer in any way – for instance, individuals who attended religious services at the Yeshiva of New Haven. The blog describes Greer in often-vile, derisive terms, and in general is highly critical of anyone who associates with Greer. Put bluntly, some prospective letter writers are fearful that they will be subjected to similar attacks if their letters are made public.”

I would very much prefer to describe the Goat in terms that bring out his good traits, but the Goat has no redeeming qualities. There is no other way to describe the Goat other than in “vile and derisive terms.” You can read a complete copy of the Goat’s Motion below:

High powered legendary Attorney John Williams will be lead counsel defending me tomorrow against these Goat motions. Attorney Joseph Merly may appear as second chair to Attorney Williams if he can get another court matter rescheduled in Stamford. Prominent New Haven Attorney Chris DeMarco will also be coming in as standby counsel in case John or Joe have to go to the bathroom. When Attorney DeMarco heard about how I was being harassed by the Goat he said he would volunteer to represent me at no charge. Talk about a mensch! And Chris isn’t even a Jew.

Prominent New Haven criminal defense attorney Chris DeMarco has volunteered to represent me at no charge as stand-by counsel. www.thedemarcolawfirm.com

Back in 1910 when the Goat and the Dow graduated from Yale, and Yale was an all boys college, this was the official Yale song:

“The freshmen up at Yale get no tail so to satisfy their yen, they go out with Harvard men – the sophomores up at Yale get no tail so that half the freshmen class has to take it up the ass – the Juniors up at Yale get no tail so to release their frustrations they resort to masturbation – the Juniors up at Yale get no tail – the Seniors up at Yale they get tail but after three years with the guys they can hardly get a rise – the Bulldog up at Yale has no tail well after running through those halls he is lucky he has balls”

“The hand of G-d lay heavy upon the he-goats, the ewes, the crooks, the politicians, and the infidels, and He wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6

“It is better to be cursed by the Prophet Achiya ha’Shiloni, and repeatedly cursed out by Larry Noodles, than to be blessed by Bil’am.” Taanit 20.

Moshiach Now!

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4 thoughts on “Noodles Lawyers Up Against The Goat

  1. Good on Alander for not falling for the subterfuges but I hope this doesn’t lead to an appeal bond. The goat needs to be penned up or all the unemployed isms’ young male gingers wont be safe.

  2. I’m assuming today was yet another victory in your vigilant and exciting coverage of this riveting case? I’ve been following this blog from the start and find it interesting and informative. Especially the information you give on what it’s like inside the prison you spent your time in. I mostly enjoy reading your prison stories. Don’t get me wrong, the info regarding the goat case, while lengthy and detailed, isn’t really what keeps me coming back. I just think you’ve got a great sense of humor and are able to look past the tragedy that happened in your life, and not allow it to negatively affect you for the rest of your life.
    Sometimes I shake my head in amazement at some of the stories I hear about people who wind up in prison and the money our government spends to put them there. Especially for non violent crimes. Wouldnt most financial criminals be better off working on the outside to pay their debt to society rather than inside a prison costing us money? I’ve heard that some prisoners, not all, are able to work for $.12 cents an hour…how would someone like Bernie Madoff pay back millions of dollars of court ordered restitution to victims by working for $.12 cents an hour when it costs $87.61 per day to house him? (I googled how much it cost to house a federal inmate per day). It just seems like most white collar criminals would be better off legally earning a living on the outside. Not saying they should be forgiven for being a crook, there should still be a case brought against them, and they should be judged by a jury of their peers and then either acquitted and vindicated or found guilty and saddled with the conviction and all the personal and public shame that goes with that conviction of guilt.
    First time non violent offenders are clogging up our already overloaded and crowded prison system and the victim restitution rarely, if ever, gets paid back by an inmate serving any sort of lengthy prison sentence. Even a 2 or 3 year prison sentence is going to be a career-ender for any average person, and a millionaire is going to go broke trying to defend him or herself with all the money going to lawyers rather than restitution. I’ve also heard that some defendants can make an offer of payment as part of their sentencing agreement to lessen the amount of prison time the judge gives them at sentencing. Doesnt that sound like bribery for a lesser sentence to you? Does to me.
    I’ve also read that federal restitution judgements are enforceable up to 20 years after the defendant is released from prison. So, in theory, if a defendant gets 2 years in prison, with 20 million in restitution, once they’re released from prison, they could reasonably make monthly payments of $500 dollars towards that 20 million for 20 years and only pay off $120,000 dollars towards the 20 million dollars in restitution ordered by the court.
    Wouldn’t the defendant be better off just flying on the straight and narrow, not have to carry a felony on their backs and contribute positively to society rather than have a negative impact by costing us incarceration fees and restitution to victims that never gets paid back?
    Seems like a no brainer to me. Then, I’m not a lawmaker so what do I know?

    Most people would have curled up in a ball and receded into a life of privacy and self-loathing, you chose to come out and share your experiences with everyone, and I appreciate you doing that.
    Again, i hope all went well today. Looking forward to the latest installment of your blog.

  3. Well well well…HOW THE FLOCK IS COCKED AND LOADED.. Now it comes to this larry NOODLES got the child RAPEST RAPEST disquesting dirty sloppy jew convected.. SO LARRY NOODLES IS THE MAN FOR YEARS YEARS HIDING THE JEW SAUSAGE IN LITTLE KIDS .. THIS IS THE MOST INSANE THING I EVER HEARD….THE BEST IS LARRY NOODLES INTIMIDATED HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHA INTIMIDATED WINTNESSES NOW LARRY NOODLES THE JEW SAVOR ISXAFRAID OF HIS JEW SHADOW AND ITS INSANE ….IF HE BROUGHT ME WITH HIM THEN FUCKING A. HE WOULD BE GUILTY AS SIN BECAUSE WE DIFFENTLY WOULDVE INTIMIDATED THEM…… THIS IS A REAL FUCKING BUNCH IN THE NUT SACK FOR THE VICTIMS THIS IS WHY SAD BUT TRUE SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS DONT WANT TO TESTIFY…MR DOW I HOPE U SUCK ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS COCK U FUCK U…AND CONGRATULATIONS TO MR WILLIAMS FOR STANDING UP AND SEEING THE INSANE INJUSTICE THAT MR NOODLES IS GETTING… LARRY NOODLES FOR MAYOR DOWN WITH THE FEDS CORRUPTION MUST BE STOPED ..CIGAR JOE IS STILL A DOW SUCK ASS.UNTILL HE PROVES US WRONG ….

  4. Well well well…HOW THE FLOCK IS COCKED AND LOADED.. Now it comes to this larry NOODLES got the child RAPEST RAPEST disquesting dirty sloppy jew convected.. SO LARRY NOODLES IS THE MAN FOR YEARS YEARS HIDING THE JEW SAUSAGE IN LITTLE KIDS .. THIS IS THE MOST INSANE THING I EVER HEARD….THE BEST IS LARRY NOODLES INTIMIDATED HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHA INTIMIDATED WINTNESSES NOW LARRY NOODLES THE JEW SAVOR ISXAFRAID OF HIS JEW SHADOW AND ITS INSANE ….IF HE BROUGHT ME WITH HIM THEN FUCKING A. HE WOULD BE GUILTY AS SIN BECAUSE WE DIFFENTLY WOULDVE INTIMIDATED THEM…… THIS IS A REAL FUCKING punCH IN THE NUT SACK FOR THE VICTIMS THIS IS WHY SAD BUT TRUE SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS DONT WANT TO TESTIFY…MR DOW I HOPE U SUCK ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS COCK U FUCK U…AND CONGRATULATIONS TO MR WILLIAMS FOR STANDING UP AND SEEING THE INSANE INJUSTICE THAT MR NOODLES IS GETTING… LARRY NOODLES FOR MAYOR DOWN WITH THE FEDS CORRUPTION MUST BE STOPED ..CIGAR JOE IS STILL A DOW SUCK ASS.UNTILL HE PROVES US WRONG ….

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