The Goat thinks he can pay his wet dream team of attorneys to harass, intimidate and silence First Amendment defenders like myself. The Goat’s intimidation tactics will not work. I spent 18 months in Otisville prison with hardened criminals armed with medical degrees, law licenses and Harvard MBAs. These guys committed high crimes of greed, passion and near violence, such as Medicare fraud, mortgage fraud, bank fraud, ponzi schemes, insider trading and securities fraud. The Goat wouldn’t survive a day in Otisville Federal prison with these degenerates. But the Goat will never spend a day in Federal prison. The Goat was prosecuted by the State of Connecticut. The Goat will be locked up in a cushy State prison with easy going rapists, ax murderers, and serial killers. As long as the Goat remembers to put his goat soap on a rope the Goat will do just fine.
Tomorrow Yale graduate Attorney David Grudberg will be representing fellow Yale graduate Daniel Greer in State court. Grudberg will try to convince Judge Alander to put me on the witness stand and ask me whether I “tampered” with the Goat’s star witnesses Jean Ledbury and Dr. Thomas DeRosa. I expect fellow Yalie Attorney Willie the Dow to be at the hearing with Attorney Grudberg to represent Yale pedophile Daniel Greer. The Skull & Boners Society.
The Goat and his Yalies will be in for a big surprise when I appear in Court tomorrow morning. I am prepared to face the Goat’s attorneys with my own wet dream team of attorneys. The Law Offices of John Williams has been diligently working on my case every since I was served with a subpoena by the Goat’s marshal last night. Mr. Williams is a graduate of Harvard University. The Dow doesn’t have a chance against Williams.
Judge Alander also graduated from Yale. But Alander graduated from Yale in the 1970s. Willie the Dow and the Goat graduated from Yale back in 1910 when Yale was a much easier school to get into. Yale was all men in those days. That’s the reason the Goat wanted to go to Yale. Judge Alander will see right through these Yale lightweights.
The Goat’s motion is completely ridiculous. The Goat is blaming me for his guilty conviction. The Goat is lashing out against me and against the State’s Attorneys who prosecuted him. Grudberg argued in his motion the following: “Mr. Dressler has published hundreds of negative items regarding Daniel Greer on his blog since the onset of the federal civil litigation. The vast majority of the blog has been devoted to the defendant, and Mr. Dressler has been open and honest in often-vicious postings about his desire to see Daniel Greer and the Yeshiva of New Haven ruined, and Greer arrested and incarcerated. The recent post focused on a recent editorial published by a UCONN law professor. In the third paragraph of his post, Dressler lamented that ‘none of the post conviction articles have given any credit to Larry Noodles for helping to bring down the Goat.’ Dressler stated further that ‘against my moral code, I spent half the summer in the Office of the State’s Attorney tracking down, and convincing witnesses to testify against the Goat.'”
You can read a full copy of the Goat’s motion below:
The Goat’s Attorney Grudberg also filed a Motion for Order Limiting Disclosure of Sentencing Material. Grudberg stated the following: “The Court indicated that any character letters submitted on behalf of the defendant will be made part of the public file in this matter. Many letter writers have indicated that while they are ready and willing to share their thoughts with the Court, they are fearful of potential publicity in the event their letters become public. Several have specifically expressed concern about their potential letters being available to Lawrence Dressler, who publishes a blog at www.larrynoodles.com. For approximately 3.5 years this blog has mainly been dedicated to the publication of overwhelmingly negative commentary about Daniel Greer. The blog has also singled out for public scorn individuals who have supported Greer in any way – for instance, individuals who attended religious services at the Yeshiva of New Haven. The blog describes Greer in often-vile, derisive terms, and in general is highly critical of anyone who associates with Greer. Put bluntly, some prospective letter writers are fearful that they will be subjected to similar attacks if their letters are made public.”
I would very much prefer to describe the Goat in terms that bring out his good traits, but the Goat has no redeeming qualities. There is no other way to describe the Goat other than in “vile and derisive terms.” You can read a complete copy of the Goat’s Motion below:
High powered legendary Attorney John Williams will be lead counsel defending me tomorrow against these Goat motions. Attorney Joseph Merly may appear as second chair to Attorney Williams if he can get another court matter rescheduled in Stamford. Prominent New Haven Attorney Chris DeMarco will also be coming in as standby counsel in case John or Joe have to go to the bathroom. When Attorney DeMarco heard about how I was being harassed by the Goat he said he would volunteer to represent me at no charge. Talk about a mensch! And Chris isn’t even a Jew.
Back in 1910 when the Goat and the Dow graduated from Yale, and Yale was an all boys college, this was the official Yale song:
“The freshmen up at Yale get no tail so to satisfy their yen, they go out with Harvard men – the sophomores up at Yale get no tail so that half the freshmen class has to take it up the ass – the Juniors up at Yale get no tail so to release their frustrations they resort to masturbation – the Juniors up at Yale get no tail – the Seniors up at Yale they get tail but after three years with the guys they can hardly get a rise – the Bulldog up at Yale has no tail well after running through those halls he is lucky he has balls”
“The hand of G-d lay heavy upon the he-goats, the ewes, the crooks, the politicians, and the infidels, and He wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6
“It is better to be cursed by the Prophet Achiya ha’Shiloni, and repeatedly cursed out by Larry Noodles, than to be blessed by Bil’am.” Taanit 20.
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