Otisville Lock Down

Otisville Lock Down

Larry Noodles gets busted with illegal contraband, ie., a bag of cooked spiral pasta that was found in his cube at Otisville, after the CO conducted a search, without even obtaining a search warrant. You have no rights in jail! Enjoy your freedom before the China invasion

Prisoners inside the Otisville medium reported to me that the medium was locked down for the last couple of weeks. Hundreds of inmates were confined to their jail cells 24/7. I heard that the camp was on a partial lockdown. Otisville suspended visiting hours for a few days at the camp. The guards did not provide the inmates with any reason for the lock down.

Living in prison every day subjects human beings to extreme levels of stress. Guys who are not strong enough to handle the stress break down and end up getting into fights, suffer PTSD or have mental breakdowns. These guys get thrown in the SHU (solitary) until they cool off. Getting thrown in the SHU causes guys to suffer even further mental damage. Guys who spend weeks in the SHU come out looking like zombies. They are pale from no sun in the SHU. Florescent lights never get turned off in the SHU. One shower a week. No commissary. They come out emaciated because of the meager food portions they are given in the SHU. They are usually heavily medicated by the guards so they don’t bash their heads against the walls of the SHU. The guards don’t like to clean up inmate blood. In the winter they get no heat. In the summer they get so hot they clog up the toilet so it overflows, they cool off with the toilet water flowing on the floor of their cell. Eu de toilet.

Otisville may have been locked down because the guards wanted the guys to rat out another inmate. For example, if there was a fight and an inmate got injured the guards want to know who was responsible. The inmate who got clocked with a lock in a sock isn’t going to rat out the inmate who hit him. None of the other inmates will rat him out. The guards get mad and carry out collective punishment against all the inmates. Everyone is locked down. Everyone is confined to their cell. No gym. No library. No outdoors. No prison jobs. No computer. No email. No phone. No visitors. Its just as bad as being thrown in the SHU. Guys start climbing the walls. The guards treat the inmates like third graders. The children will eventually rat out the culprit. The guards only end up making things worse. The inmates become more angry and hostile towards the guards.

The entire prison model is a complete failure. The Federal prison guards who were recently busted by Feds for sleeping on the job while pedophile Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his jail cell at Meat Locker Detention Center in Manhattan have raised this as a defense. Blame the corrupt, broken, underfunded prison industrial complex for Epstein’s demise. The baby sitters were just doing the bidding of the corrupt politicians, pencil pushers in DC and mindless bureaucrats.

Trump’s rat Michael Cohen is still sitting in Otisville. Trump has many more rats being questioned by Congress as I type. Lt Colonel Alexander Vindman recently testified before Congress. Vindman and Cohen have a lot in common. They are both Jews. Vindman’s family fled the Ukraine due to Jewish persecution in the 1970s. Michael’s Cohen’s wife comes from a family of Ukrainian Jews. Her last name is Shusterman. The Vindman and Shusterman family both settled in then Brighton Beach / Coney Island area of Brooklyn, ground zero for Russian Jewish criminal minds. I was locked up with many Ukrainian Jews who were busted for Medicare fraud, ponzi schemes, securities fraud, and mortgage fraud. Vindman didn’t mention to Congress that he was a Jew and that his family fled anti-Semitism in Russia. He was probably concerned about creating a diplomatic incident, as if things couldn’t get any worse.

Russia is now on good terms with the Jews. The Chief Rabbi of Russia is a Jew. Rabbi Berel Lazar is an Orthodox Jew of the Chabad sect, who is very close with strongman Putin. Not all Chabad rabbis support this relationship. Not all Jews support this cozy relationship. I met Lazar when I was locked up in Otisville. Lazar came to visit fellow Chabad Rabbi and former kosher meat king Sholom Rubashkin, who was locked up the Otsiville medium. Lazar stopped by the camp to visit Mshuuulum Jacobowitz. Lazar claims that it is better to be close to Caesar than to be his enemy. Its good for the Jews. The Jews are getting new shuls built in Russia. Lazar obviously didn’t learn anything from Otisville prison. Putin is the warden of Mother Russia. Lazar is merely an inmate. During the Holocaust there were many Jews who curried favor with the Nazis. The Judenrat. These Judenrat were the last to be deported to the gas chambers. The Maccabees also had the opportunity to curry favor with Caesar. They refused. They put their trust in God. They didn’t put their trust in Shin Daled, ie., the Devil.

This week in the Jewish calendar was my first week, my first Shabbos, as a free man after getting released from Otsiville. It was this parsha that I was sitting in a shul in New Haven face to face with Rabbi Goat. I didn’t realize that the Goat was a depraved pedophile at the time. The Goat’s underlings, ie., Dov Greer, Ezi Greer and Avi Hack, promised to host a big kiddush for me to celebrate my release. I told them that wasn’t necessary. They insisted. They wouldn’t take no for an answer. After Shabbos services there was no big kiddush for me. There was no announcement welcoming me back into the free world. I wasn’t called up for an aliya. Dov and Ezi were out of town. It was highly unusual, even for the Nightmare on Elm Street. After prayers I immediately left, never to return. It was at that point that I took a vow to bring down the Goat, “ruin his yeshiva, and see him incarcerated” in the words of the Goat’s attorney David Crudberg. The Goat is still not incarcerated. My job is not done. I will continue to fight, under my “nom de guerre” Larry Noodles, in the words of Judge Alander, who will be sentencing the Goat to prison on December 2, 2019.

Shabbat Shalom

“Come now, Mattaathias, be the first to obey the King’s command, as all the Gentiles and Judeans have done, then you and your sons shall be numbered among the King’s friends, and you and your sons shall be honored with silver and gold and many gifts. You are a leader, and honorable and great man in the city, supported by sons and kindred. But Mattathias answered in a loud voice, ‘Although the Gentiles and Judeans in the king’s realm obey him, so that they forsake their religion and consent to the king’s orders, yet I and my sons will keep to the covenant of our ancestors. We will not obey the words of the King by departing from our religion in the slightest degree.'” 1 Maccabees Ch. 2.

“The hand of G-d lay heavy upon the he-goats, the ewes, the crooks, the politicians, and the infidels, and He wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6

“It is better to be cursed by the Prophet Achiya ha’Shiloni, and repeatedly cursed out by Larry Noodles, than to be blessed by Bil’am.” Taanit 20.

Moshiach Now!

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7 thoughts on “Otisville Lock Down

  1. We all pity the unlucky thieves stuck in a kosher kamp built just for them by the foolish goyim with that sweet American taxpayer fundage. Oy fakin vey!

    What is the name of the Muslim prison in the fed system?
    What is the name of the Catholic prison in the fed system?
    What is the name of the Mormon prison in the fed system?

    Chosen indeed.

  2. Camp never under any sort of lock down. Complete Bullshit. Any “source” you had at the camp left over a year ago. Maybe Jersey Shore can clue you in.

    1. I never met Jersey Shore Sorrentino.I stand corrected, the camp is never locked down as far as I can tell, I meant that on occasion there are times when visitation is suspended at the camp. When I was there every now and then the campers were confined to their cubes, for whatever reason, it usually didn’t last long maybe a few hours, that’s why I called it a “partial lock down” in the blog. When I was there the shul was shut down a few times because CO Scalba thought is was getting too messy, or a guy had smuggled in some cd’s or other contraband and hid it in the shul.

      1. Nothing was shut down at camp. Fake news. Nothing was affected. Only the medium had a lock down. Scelba has been gone for years. There was never such a thing as a “bag of cooked spiral pasta” in the warehouse. The pasta is uncooked in a bag in a box. Even from working OUTSIDE the warehouse you know that.

        1. There was a bag of cooked spiral pasta in my cubicle in the camp. I’m sorry if I misspoke. I cooked the pasta in the microwave oven in the warehouse in a plastic bag, my recipe is to cook one quarter pound of pasta with a small amount of water in a sealed plastic bag on high for about 5-10 minutes. Let it sit for about an hour or two and the steam will soften the pasta. If you like it al dente you take it out in less than an hour. I took this bag of cooked spiral pasta to my cubicle, where it was rudely confiscated by one of the COs.

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