On April 20th the guys from Otisville were sent to the medium to be quarantined. The Bureau of Prisons (BOP) told the campers that they would be quarantined for 14 days and then released to home confinement if they had done 25% of their time. The BOP kept the guys in the medium for three extra days. Today is the 17th day that the guys were in the medium. They were just released to the camp today. The Otisville Summer Camp is officially OPEN for business. Summer activities include soccer, basketball, and tennis. The weight room will be open for heavy lifting. Everything is back to normal in Otisville except for one thing. The guys were promised that they were going home after 14 days. The BOP lied to them. Its not fair. Why is the government allowed to lie?
For the last two weeks campers have been stuck in solitary cells in the medium. The non violent campers have been segregated from the violent felons in the medium. Campers are in single cells for 24/7, where they eat, sleep and urinate in their open toilets. Campers are taken out of their cells three days a week for an hour each day for showers and phone calls. Campers are not allowed to eat with the violent felons in the cafeteria. That would not be a good idea. Campers would be shaken down by the medium guys. Every camper looks like a bag of gold to the guys from the medium. An easy score.
Campers in the medium were served by the guards a Meal Mart kosher meals served on a Styrofoam tray. Campers were not able to trade, steal or buy food from other inmates, or smuggle noodles into the camp from the warehouse.
Inmate Michael Cohen was supposed to be released on May 1st. May 1st came and went. Cohen’s lawyer told the press that he is very “disappointed” that Cohen is still stuck in Otisville. Cohen’s lawyer told the press that he has no idea why the Feds changed their mind and will not release Trump’s snitch. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know what happened. Obviously Trump does not want to see Cohen talking trash about the Donald for 6 months before the Presidential election. Cohen will stay on ice in Otisville. The rest of the guys are on pins and needles wondering what is going to happen next. Stay tuned….
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Whoever has the ability to protest against the sins committed by people in his city, but does not, he is punished for the sins of the people of his city, unless he lives in the City of Williamsburg. Shabbos 55.
Rav Elyashiv rules that if a wicked man, or wicked goat, dies on Shabbos and his corpse is lying in the sun in shame, one should move the corpse by placing a child or loaf of bread on the corpse. Although one is permitted to agitate a wicked person while the wicked person is alive, now that the wicked person is dead and his nefarious activities have ceased, one should offer the wicked dead person a respectable burial. Larry Noodles is very machmir in the mitzvah of agitating a living wicked person or a wicked goat, as the case may be.
Rav Ula once said, “if you did something evil, making you a little wicked, you should not do more evil and become very wicked, just as one who got bad breath from eating garlic should not then continue to eat garlic and make his breath worse.” Shabbos 31
Rav Abele, the famous dayan of Vilna, as a seven-year-old, was once ill and in bed. The doctor saw that his mouth was full of blisters. Turning to the boy’s parents, the doctor explained that if the tongue isn’t clean, it’s a sure sign of a malfunctioning stomach. “Is there anyone who can truly say his mouth is clean?” retorted the sick child. “Chazal tell us in the gemara Bava Basra that most people are guilty of theft and everyone of loshon hora!“
“The hand of G-d lay heavy upon the he-goats, the crooks, the politicians, and the infidels, and He wrought havoc among them: He struck them with hemorrhoids.” I Samuel 5-6
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