Norm Pattis has represented all kinds of mentally disturbed psychopaths and freaks in his career, including wife killer Fotos Dulos, who committed suicide while he was on home confinement with an ankle bracelet. Norm glowingly spoke about how he ate at Dulos’ home, Dulos was a great cook, and Dulos was an overall great guy. Norm didn’t want the Dulos case to end after Dulos’ death. Norm asked the Judge to keep the case open so that Dulos could clear his name post mortem. The Judge told Norm to put Dulos behind him and move on with his life. Norm moved on to represent the outlandish circus freak Alex Jones who was sued for inciting threats of violence against the parents of the Sandy Hook children who were killed. How low can you go?
Alex Jones was too much for Norm to handle. Judge Barbara Bellis filed a complaint against Norm with the Connecticut Bar police because Norm submitted an affidavit signed by an underling of Alex Jones. Alex did not sign the affidavit and take the oath in front of Norm. Norm beat the rap. Norm argued to the Bar police that he thought he was authorized to take Jones’ affidavit without Jones present to sign the affidavit. The Bar police ruled that Norm did nothing wrong. The Statewide Grievance Committee dismissed the complaint against Pattis and said Norm had made a mistake and exercised bad judgement. Norm dodged a bullet.
Norm appeared on Jones’ show and sat next to Jones as Jones ranted against Attorney Chris Mattei who represented the Sandy Hook Plaintiffs. After the video was aired Mattei filed a motion complaining that Jones had made threats against Mattei on the show. Mattei submitted a written transcript of the show in which Jones referred to Chris Mattei as a “white Jew boy.” I listed to the show carefully. I heard Jones refer to Mattei, who is not Jewish, as “white shoe boy” not “white Jew boy.” A “white shoe” law firm refers to a big law corporate type law firm. I figured that Jones was using the term to describe the big Koskoff law firm where Mattei, a Gentile, worked. The court reporter didn’t hear it correctly, as Alex was ranting and screaming so it was hard to understand what he said. Norm did not pick up on it. I wrote an email to Norm telling him to listen to the tape of the show. Norm never lowered himself to respond to my email. A couple of days later Norm filed a motion asking Judge Barbara Bellis to correct the record to reflect that Jones said “white shoe boy” and not “white Jew boy.” Norm wrote to Judge Bellis: “The interests of justice require the correction of the glaringly incorrect transcription of Mr. Jones stating, ‘white Jew boy,’ when in reality he was said ‘white shoe boy.'” Norm never gave Larry Noodles credit in his motion to correct the record.
Norm just filed a motion to withdraw as the attorney for Alex Jones and to withdraw from representing Jones’ company Infowars. Norm is not one bail on his clients, no matter how sleezy. Norm is a Super Lawyer. The publicity Norm gets from one mentally disturbed client leads to ten more mentally unstable clients. Norm wrote to Judge Bellis that he was seeking to withdraw pursuant to Rule 1.16(b)(4) of the Rules of Professional Conduct, which allows Norm to withdraw if his “client insists upon taking action that the lawyer considers repugnant or with which the lawyer has a fundamental disagreement.” Does Norm think that Alex Jones is repugnant? Norm found murderer Fotis Dulos, may he rest in no peace, to be a great cook and a good conversationalist while circus clown Alex Jones was repugnant. Norm is no longer a Super Lawyer. Norm needs to turn in his cape.
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Rav Elyashiv rules that if a wicked man, or wicked goat, dies on Shabbos and his corpse is lying in the sun in shame, one should move the corpse by placing a child or loaf of bread on the corpse. Although one is permitted to agitate a wicked person while the wicked person is alive, now that the wicked person is dead and his nefarious activities have ceased, one should offer the wicked dead person a respectable burial. Larry Noodles is very machmir in the mitzvah of agitating a living wicked person or a wicked goat, as the case may be.
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Rav Abele, the famous dayan of Vilna, as a seven-year-old, was once ill and in bed. The doctor saw that his mouth was full of blisters. Turning to the boy’s parents, the doctor explained that if the tongue isn’t clean, it’s a sure sign of a malfunctioning stomach. “Is there anyone who can truly say his mouth is clean?” retorted the sick child. “Chazal tell us in the gemara Bava Basra that most people are guilty of theft and everyone of loshon hora!“
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