Larry Noodles is a nickname that was given to me, ie., Larry Dressler, when I was incarcerated for conspiracy to commit mortgage fraud back in 2014. My actual crime was committed in 2007. I did seven closings, mostly for the sellers on real estate transactions just before the real estate crash. I pleaded guilty and ended up spending 18 months in Otisville Federal prison. I got out in 2015. I have been trying to get my law license restored since then but have been unofficially “cancelled” by the Connecticut Bar regulators due to the content of this blog. Eventually I complied with their request and took down my blog. After removing my blog for two years I was then told that wasn’t good enough. I needed to take down references to my blog from the wayback machine. FUHGETABOUTIT!

Every time I mention the First Amendment to the Bar regulators they either look at me like I have three heads or ignore my court filings. One regulator said my writing was inappropriate for an attorney. I guess he never checked out the website AbovetheLaw, which regularly excoriates big corporate law firms and US Supreme Court Judges, today referring to the big firms as “Trump’s Biglaw bootlickers.”

Three very prominent CT lawyers, whom I have no prior connection to, cannot believe what I have undergone with the Bar authorities: Richard Brown, William Dow, and Mario Cerame, as well as two prominent Connecticut journalists and authors: Paul Bass and Rich Cohen.

During the time I have been waiting to get my law license restored my son took the LSAT, spent three years in law school, passed the CT and MA bar on the first try, and now has a couple of years legal experience under his belt. If you need a good lawyer let me know, I know the good, the bad, and the ugly in the legal field.

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These are the names of some of the CT Bar Committee members, there are more to report about don’t worry, with no background in First Amendment law, who believe this blog is beneath the dignity and integrity of the legal profession. These people voted to cancel the Larry Noodles blog: Chairwoman Kathleen Dunn (wife of Bridgeport State’s Attorney Kevin Dunn who is the Executive Director of the Judicial Review Council, the highly secretive order of lawmen who investigate complaints against judges, 98.5 percent of which get dismissed. Kevin’s first job was delivering newspapers to the Noodles family on Fairfield Beach), Edward F. Czepiga (boring PI lawyer who was mad that my hearing continued on to the afternoon, he thought my fair and impartial hearing would be over before lunch, when he complained to his secretary on the zoom camera that he forgot to turn off), Cindy Robinson (med mal lawyer – she berated me because my blog once used the highly offensive microaggressive word “bimbo” which obviously makes me a misogynist, sexist pig unworthy to practice law in the State of Connecticut. Bimbo is one of the ten words you can’t say on a blog when you apply for readmission to the CT Bar. The other nine words are “Noodles” “Otisville” “Pedophile” “Conspiracy” “Feds” “Putz” “Goy” “Jew” and “Da Goat”), Doug Mahoney (med mal lawyer who used to work with Cindy Robinson at Tremont & Sheldon, next door to where I worked, for some reason left Tremont with Cindy to form their own law firm after 25 years of loyal service to the Tremonts, I guess they weren’t on the partnership track, but Paul Tremont’s son Jason became a partner. I once tried to help Doug track down a homeless guy who used our shared driveway as a bathroom, leaving toilet paper behind. He was very upset at the homeless guy and ran over the city looking for him), Robert Lotty (worked as insurance defense lawyer for 300 years), Sean K. McElligott (med mal lawyer at Silver Golub & Teitell), Chairman Gary Friedle (semi retired with a handful of cases on the active docket – he berated me for not clearly distinguishing myself from Larry Noodles the character, the public could get me and my nickname confused. He seemed very confused during the hearing, he told me to shout for 7 hours because he couldn’t hear me and then got mad at me for not pronouncing his name properly. I didn’t realize that there were two ways to pronounce Friedle. Most people say “Fried-el” Apparently this man wants to be called “Fried-EL” with an emphasis on the EL, I guess so his name doesn’t sound too Jewish like Friedman), New Haven State’s Attorney Kathleen Morgan (rookie prosecutor assigned to drug cases), John C. Matulis Jr. (PI lawyer, he asked me why I was too dumb to understand that my blog would anger the Committee. I guess I am not as smart as John C. Matulis Jr.) Rene Rosado (no website / no active cases listed on the civil, family or criminal court docket, but he voted to reinstate Mayor Joe Ganim to the CT bar, who committed crimes of a massive scale, and voted against me. He appears to work in an office in West Hartford above a nail salon), Kelly Barnett (insurance defense, counsel for The Travelers – I figured she would show sympathy, as a member of a minority group, but no such luck, her job is to deny claims and Noodles all day), David A. Curry (no website / no cases listed on civil, family or criminal docket, not clear what this man does for a living), and John B. Nolan (deceased – passed away during my hearings yet before he passed he yelled at me and told me I couldn’t be trusted with the public) and Marie Louise Villar (She works for the Statewide grievance committee that brings civil actions for attorney misconduct, such as stealing client’s money, not the most exciting, stressful or challenging job but her projected 2025 salary is 142K a year. She used to make under $30K a year for years, and got bumped up in 2019 for some reason. She derisively referred to my blogs at my hearing as “scathing.” She berated me for not “respecting” the rights of pedophile Rabbi Daniel Greer and chastised me for “inserting” myself in the Greer criminal trial by helping State’s Attorney Maxine Wilensky with the prosecution of Greer. I guess she would be much happier if I didn’t insert myself in the trial, which would have resulted in an acquittal of Mr. Greer, with far more Jewish victims of Greer’s child sex trafficking operation. The next time I have information about a pedophile rabbi I will not contact the authorities per the orders of Marie Louise Villar.

THE NOODLES STANDING COMMITTEE: This panel, which consists of one limp Noodle, will be monitoring the CT Bar reinstatement proceedings to insure that they are conducted fairly. There are a few pending hearings at this moment, one of which is a former graduate of Otisville. I heard he was recently questioned about a grievance filed against him in 1987, almost fifty years ago, by Chief Disciplinary Counsel Brian Staines, who makes $152K a year. Nice take home pay to interrogate an elderly zaidy with health issues. Protecting the public from the weak and frail members of the Bar.

OTHER LAWYERS & JUDGES IN LIKE FLYNN My co-defendant in my criminal case, ie., Genevieve Salvatore, who once ran as a Democratic for Mayor of Milford, in this Blue State, was readmitted by the same people who denied me after one application. Chief Disciplinary Counsel v. Salvatore, CV14-6015687.  A foreclosure action, ie., Citibank v. Salvatore, CV23-6052078-S, was pending during Ms. Salvatore’s readmission hearing which she did not list on her application or mention during her hearing. Angelica N. Papastavros was appointed to the CT Judiciary even though she had a foreclosure pending just before she got appointed and a judgment lien filed on her property. Papastavros never made a name for herself working as a public defender, she never handled high profile cases like the late and great Tom Ullman, but she knew the politically powerful and wealthy Greek American Republican Klarides sisters Themis and Nicole from the “Valley,” who spoke before the CT Legislature on Angelica’s behalf. Angelica was appointed by Democrat Governor Ned Lamont. The State pays Judge Papastavros $201K a year to handle routine simple civil cases in a cubicle in the New Haven Superior Court. If she was a star criminal lawyer before she became a judge she would have been appointed to oversee major criminal cases, like Judge Frank Iannotti or Judge Philip Scarpellino. My other co-defendant in my criminal case, the personal attorney to the ringleader Joseph Levitin, was readmitted after one hearing, even though his restitution order is close to $2 million and he was in recovery for three addictions. My restitution order was a fraction of the millions that my co-defendants will never pay back, which I expect to pay back in full.  My co-defendants had other uncharged crimes, ie., failure to file tax returns, and forging documents.  In a separate case, attorney Guy McDonough was recently recommended for reinstatement after three driving while intoxicated arrests, with conditions that he attend AA meetings, mental health counseling and random alcohol testing.  Chief Disciplinary Counsel v. Guy McDonough, CV13-6045715S.