LARRY NOODLES

Bed Sores & Gangrene Kill Many Patients At Schwartz Rehabs

January 26, 2023 Larry Noodles Comments 0 Comment

Joseph Schwartz and his wife Rosie Schwartz live in a $2 million home on a quiet cul-de-sac in the village of Suffern, right outside of Monsey. Joe lives next door to a large house that is listed on Google maps as the Anshei Briarwood Shul. Joe is on home confinement while his State and Federal criminal cases meander through the courts. Joe and Rosie used to own 114 nursing homes called “Skyline” across the country before Joe got busted by…

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Jon Braun Strangles Otisville Satmar Gabbai Elozer Porges

January 18, 2023 Larry Noodles Comments 1 comment

In 2011 Mr. Braun admitted to importing 10,000 kilograms of marijuana from Canada to the United States from November 2007 to May 2010. Braun moved about $6 million a week, and laundered about $14 million dollars in cash a week. Probation recommended 27 years of incarceration. Braun only got ten years in Otisville due to his cooperation against other drug dealers, including members of the Hell’s Angels. Braun would have got a lot less time had victims of his merchant…

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Prince William Blamed For Nazi Uniform

January 9, 2023 Larry Noodles Comments 3 comments

King Charles has two sons, William and Harry. William is the oldest and successor to King Charles. If William dies before Charles then William’s sons would be in line for Kingship. William and his sons would all have to die at once, G-d forbid, for Harry to be crowned King. Harry was never royally relevant. Harry had take some action to get attention. Negative attention is better than no attention. Harry recently wrote a tell all book and did a…

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Blogger Files Motion To Get Names of SBF Sureties

January 5, 2023 Larry Noodles Comments 6 comments

On January 3, 2023 Federal Judge Lewis Kaplan released crypo king conman Sam Bankman Fried on a $250 million bond. Nobody posted any money. SBF’s parents pledged their house in California if SBK skipped town. Two other individuals signed off on the bond. The hearing was short. When SBK walked into the courthouse he told reporters “F*ck off!” The attorneys representing SBF filed a lengthy legal brief arguing that Judge Kaplan should seal the names of the sureties. Judge Kaplan…

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Caroline Ellison Sought to Seal Plea Hearing

January 3, 2023 Larry Noodles Comments 1 comment

The former girlfriend of Sam Bankman Fried, the biggest fraudster in American history, even bigger than Bernie Madoff, is Caroline Ellison. Sammy makes Bernie look like small potato latkes. Caroline turned on her former boyfriend and quickly agreed to a plea agreement with the Feds to cooperate against Sammy. Caroline’s cooperation agreement will save her many years behind bars in Danbury Federal prison. Caroline’s plea hearing occurred in the Southern District of New York courtroom of 54-year-old Federal Judge Ronnie…

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Zilberberg & Fried Bank Fraud Trial Set for Jan. 2023

December 6, 2022 Larry Noodles Comments 1 comment

Just before the Park Avenue Bank went under about ten years ago, a director of the Bank, ie., Mendel Zilberberg, of Monsey, NY, conspired with his buddy Aron Fried, of Toms River, NJ, to use straw borrowers to apply for millions of dollars in fraudulent loans. Park Avenue Bank lent the straw borrowers over a million in loans, one straw borrower was Zilberberg’s unwitting niece, who got over a hundred thousand dollars, which she gave to Zilberberg. Another borrower was…

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Schottenstein No Longer Cooperating With Feds

December 1, 2022 Larry Noodles Comments 0 Comment

David Schottenstein, sporting the MAGA cape while he prays to the Almighty at the infamous Shul of Bal Harbour, is one of many members of the large Schottenstein fashion retail dynasty. Billionaire Jay Schottenstein, today’s patriarch, controls most of the money, leaving some family members in the lurch, which resulted in numerous lawsuits between family members over the last twenty years. David Schottenstein obtained inside information on mergers and acquisitions from his second cousin Joseph Schottenstein, who is the son…

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Boro Park Rabbis Indicted for $2M PPP Loan Fraud

November 17, 2022 Larry Noodles Comments 0 Comment

Rabbis Moshe Rosenfeld and Zvi Aron Zigelman were recently busted by the Justice Department for running an elaborate PPP loan scam in which they set up non-profits, such as Sar Shalom, as conduits for their fraud. Their family members Sara Zigelman, Frady Zigelman, Rachel Zigelman, Gitel Zigelman, and Israel Zigelman were the purported business owners of some of the non-profits, yet were not listed on any of the corporate paperwork filed with the State of New York. Sara, Frady, Rachel,…

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CEO Marc Schessel’s Pump & No Dump Scheme

November 13, 2022 Larry Noodles Comments 0 Comment

The recently indicted 62 year old Greenwich CT resident Marc Schessel is the former CEO of SCWorx, Inc., headquartered in New Jersey. Schessel spent “ten years in the United States Marine Corps—where he was awarded the Naval Achievement medal along with the Naval Commendation medal for creating the first automated supply and logistics software which was ultimately put in service at corporations like Sears and IBM,” as stated by Schessel’s attorney in a class action shareholder suit against Schessel and…

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Daniel Spektor Indicted For Selling FBI Badges

November 2, 2022 Larry Noodles Comments 0 Comment

Up until a few months ago you could have gone on Ebay and purchased Federal and State law enforcement credentials sold by Daniel Spektor, of Brooklyn, NY. Spektor was just indicted along with his co-conspirator Eduard Zabolotnyy, for selling Federal and State law enforcement badges, insignias, and identification cards. Spektor told potential customers that placing these materials on your dashboard will allow you to avoid getting a speeding ticket, avoid New York City parking tickets and avoid getting busted for…

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