LARRY NOODLES

Five Towns Attorney, and Yeshiva University graduate Marc Elefant was busted last week for running a $31 million conspiracy that recruited the homeless and drug addicts to stage slip and fall accidents, undergo surgery, and collect on accident insurance policies. Elefant recruited potential accident victims at homeless shelters. He plied them with free food and free drugs. He took them to a well known crack in the sidewalk and told them to fall down and call an ambulance and fake…

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Yeshiva University graduate Attorney Marc Elefant lives with his wife and kids in a spacious $1.7 million mansion in Woodmere, Nassau County, Long Island, ie., The Five Towns. It wasn’t long ago that Elefant was getting sued by his credit cards. In 2009 Elefant was sued by American Express. In 2010 he was sued by FIA Card services. In 2012 he was sued by Midland Funding. In 2003 Elefant was living in an apartment with his wife in Forest Hills….

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80 year old Thomas J. Spota III was the most powerful man in Suffolk County, Long Island, up until the time he was indicted on Federal charges in 2017. In 2019 Spota was convicted of witness tampering, obstruction of justice, and conspiracy. A couple of weeks ago Spota was sentenced to 5 years in Federal prison. Spota will probably go to the prison of choice for Jewish criminals, ie., Otisville, even though he is as Catholic as Pope Francis. Spota…

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Robert Allen Zimmerman, AKA Bob Dylan, was sued by a 68 year old Greenwich CT woman named “JC.” JC alleged that back in 1965 Bob Dylan gave 12 year old JC alcohol and drugs and threatened her with physical violence in order to sexually molest her at the Chelsea Hotel back in 1965. According to a number of historical websites, Bob Dylan wasn’t even living in the Chelsea Hotel in 1965. He lived there in 1964 at some point and…

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Gary Goldstein spent 6 years in New York State prisons for crimes directly related to his alcohol, drugs and gambling addictions. Gary wrote a 736 page autobiography called “Jew In Jail.” Gary states on his website: “my book provides insight into how I, as a minority in prison, was forced to fend for myself against all of the mistreatment at the hands of the powers that be from the Department Of Correctional Services, as well as the daily grind of…

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On October 23, 2018 Dov Greer paid $560,000.00 for a house located in the town of West Hempstead, Long Island, NY. Dov put down over $100K in cash as a down payment. Dov moved out of New Haven in 2016 after his father Daniel Greer, the pedophile Rav of New Haven, was sued for sexually molesting children. Since that time Dov Greer got a job as the Shabbos rabbi at the Hebrew Congregation of Mount Kisco.  Dov is now leading…

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Former Brooklyn councilman Chaim Deutsch will be called a microwave oven in Otisville by the other inmates. He will be in and out before his slice of pizza cooks in the microwave. Deutsch only got three months for three years of tax evasion. A rather boring crime. Only the little people go to jail for tax evasion. The billionaires get to dodge taxes and pay off politicians like Mr. Deutsch in order to avoid Otisville altogether. Chaim was making close…

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Back in 2015 Dr., and ordained Rabbi, Yitzchok “Barry” Kurtzer and his wife Robin purchased this ten bedroom million dollar mansion at 11 Golar Drive in Monsey New York with Doris and Edward Kurtzer. Not bad for a doctor who graduated from Grace Medical School in the Caribbean. Grace Medical School no longer exists. Barry was the most successful doctor criminal who ever graduated from Grace Medical School. It is not clear how Doris and Edward are related to white…

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Pedophile Rabbi Daniel Greer recently hauled his victim Avi Hack into a three dayan (judge) Rabbinical Court, ie., the Beit Din, headed by Rabbi Landesman of Monsey NY. Rabbi Notis was the dayan chosen by the Goat and Rabbi Grauz was the Dayan chosen by Avi Hack. Rabbi Notis moved his Yeshiva for wayward boys into the compound after the Goat was sued by EM for molestation back in 2016. Notis has supported the Goat ever since, even testifying at…

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I am currently working on publishing a book about Otisville, with the help of a creative writing genius who teaches at a top university on the Left Coast. This book will chronicle Jewish daily life in Otisville as it existed in the years before COVID19. There once was a thriving Jewish criminal community within the walls of the Federal Bureau of Prisons. Sadly, this life no longer exists in Otisville. I feel I have a duty to write a book…

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