LARRY NOODLES

I was just informed that an extremely unsanitary Russian Jewish inmate named Dima, locked up in the Otisville camp, tested positive for the coronavirus, causing the Otisville correctional officers to lock down the camp for a short period of time. I heard that the inmates get check out every day for signs of this plague. The inmates get their temperatures taken constantly. If you have a temperature above 98 degrees you get thrown in the hole, AKA the SHU, AKA…

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Inmate Rabbi Daniel Greer recently filed a Federal lawsuit against the State of Connecticut Department of Corrections (DOC) requesting a preliminary injunction to force the State of Connecticut to provide inmate Greer with kosher for Passover meals during the eight nights of Passover. Inmate Greer argued in his motion that he will be forced to starve to death on Passover because the food provided by the State of Connecticut does not comply with Rabbi Goat’s strict kosher for Passover requirements….

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Michael Cohen has appointed himself to lead the Jewish inmates at the Otisville prison camp. Michael Cohen is trying to get Donald Trump, the guy he ratted out, to shut down the Otisville prison camp and send all the inmates home for home confinement. Michael Cohen created an online petition on Change.org asking his nemesis Donald Trump to send the campers home. Cohen wants Trump to convert the prison camp into a makeshift hospital, with “medical triage” to treat inmates…

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The Yale Daily News spent the last six months working on an article about Yale Law Grad, and pedophile, Daniel Greer. I was surprised they ended up running the article, considering that all students were sent home for on line schooling. How do you absorb the Yale experience from behind a computer screen? Yale reporter Olivia Tucker at the Yale Daily spoke with many people who knew the Goat, or had a bad experience with the Goat. I don’t think…

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Brooklyn District Attorney Tara Lenich used to be in charge of Special Investigations of Violent Criminal Enterprises, where she ran wiretap operations in connection with firearms, narcotics, vice, and gang investigations. Brooklyn top ranked detective Jarrett Lemieux worked in an elite unit of the NYPD – ATF Firearms Joint Task Force and cracked some of the biggest gun running operations in New York City.  Tara and Jarrett worked on numerous investigations together.  Tara admired Jarrett’s gun. One thing led to…

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A civil jury awarded child rape victim Eli Mirlis $20 million in his lawsuit against pedophile Daniel Greer AKA “Rabbi Greer” AKA “The Goat.” Mr. Greer hasn’t volunteered to pay one penny. Mr. Mirlis was forced to hire an attorney to pursue collection lawsuits against deadbeat debtor Daniel Greer. Mr. Greer hired an army of high priced lawyers to file numerous motions and appeals to avoid paying Mr. Mirlis one penny. Mr. Greer has now hired top lawyers from Manhattan…

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“Trumbull Smiles” Dentist Dr. Scott Cohen is not your typical socially awkward, and nerdy Jewish dentist. Dr. Cohen is a battle hardened Lieutenant Commander of the US Marine Corps, who did tours in the high combat zones of Al Anbar, Al-Taqqadum, Habbaniyah, Ramadi, Baghdad, and Al Asad, earning him the Naval and Marine Corps Commendation Medal in Operation Iraqi Freedom. Dr. Cohen received advanced training in oral surgery and endodontics at the Naval Hospital of Camp Lejeune, North Carolina and…

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While an ugly microscopic organism moved through the streets of China, Korea, Italia, Persia, and Europe, ravishing every human body in it’s path, the microscopic brains of the American politicians sat around in their big desks dithering about impeachment, politics and ramen noodles. The government failed to warn the American people that the Angel of Death had a prepaid vacation planned for the shores of America. Welcome to America! Last week Jews gathered in big crowds drinking and dancing on…

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If you want to visit Michael Cohen at Club Fed in Otisville right now, FUGHETABOUTIT! Visitors are not welcome at Federal prison in Otisville. Visitors are also not welcome at nearby Leavenworth Federal prison. Wyatt and Fort Dix Federal prisons are still open for visitors. I expect that most other Federal prisons will close soon enough. Wyatt Federal Prison in Rhode Island listed on its website that it has immediate job openings for prison guards that pay $19 an hour….

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While Rabbi Daniel Greer, AKA “the Goat,” rots in solitary in the prison dungeon basement in Cheshire CT, his wet dream team of attorneys have been busy working on newly opened Goat files. Attorneys have no shame when it comes to taking money from a client, a goat no less. New Haven foreclosure Judge Claudia Baio just ordered that title to the Goat’s Yeshiva building transfer to Eli Mirlis on the date of June 1, 2020. If the Goat comes…

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