LARRY NOODLES

An inmate in the Otisville prison camp submitted a lengthy letter to a Federal Judge begging to be released from the living hell that is now the new normal at the Otisville prison camp. The Otisville prison camp has gone from the top of the list of desired prisons for non-violent first time offenders with short sentences to the bottom of the list. Why should white collar criminals be treated with more compassion and respect than violent criminals? Everyone who…

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Michael Cohen was recently released from Otisville prison after the Feds locked him up for violating the conditions of his supervised release while he was on home confinement in his apartment on the Upper East Side. The Justice Department represented to Judge Hellerstein that the Feds did not violate Cohen because Cohen ate at a French restaurant or because Cohen was writing a book about the Donald. US Attorney Rovner stated to Judge Hellerstein, “Petitioner’s book played no role to…

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Convicted child rapist Daniel Greer turned himself in today after losing his latest motion to stay at home with an ankle bracelet before Judge Alander. Alander had sentenced Greer to 12 years in the Big House after Greer was convicted of four counts of child molestation. Alander released Mr. Greer AKA “the Goat” from Cheshire prison when the Goat filed a motion in which he argued that he was at risk of catching the coronavirus due to his age and…

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The “Mayor of Edgewood” has not watered a single tree during this recent heat wave in “his” Edgewood neighborhood where he owns 40 properties. “Rabbi” Daniel Greer AKA “The Goat” used to get paid by politicians on the payroll to plant and water trees for years. The Goat even used his political connections and Yale creds, which included his connections with Yale grads Ed and Doris Zelinsky, parents of US Attorney Aaron Zelinsky, to convince the Police Department of the…

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In 1995 Daniel Greer purchased 928 Elm Street for $95K. Daniel put the property into the name of one of his many sham non profit entities called Edgewood Village Inc. Greer’s non profit entities are currently being sued in Federal court by child rape victim Eli Mirlis. Mirlis has a $20 million outstanding judgment against Greer and Greer’s non profit “Yeshiva of New Haven AKA The Gan School.” Mirlis was raped in the school building owned by the Yeshiva of…

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Connecticut’s Chief State’s Attorney for the District of Hartford Gail Hardy was demoted after a four hour public hearing on 6/26 before the Criminal Justice Commission, headed by Chief Justice McDonald. Gail Hardy rose in the ranks in the State’s Attorney’s Office over the past 20 years. In 2007 she was appointed Chief State’s Attorney for the Judicial District of Hartford. Hartford has one of the highest crime rates in the State of Connecticut. Gail was recently considered for appointment…

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In the Touro Law Journal, Judge Alvin Hellerstein, an Orthodox Jew who graduated the Bronx High School of Science and Columbia Law, once wrote “As a judge, and as a Jew, I consider that everything I do reflects God and affects His image. It is as if my orders and rulings, my decisions and opinions, stand before me in heaven, to judge me when I am to be judged. Justice is elusive, but it must be sought by passion and…

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Habeas corpus in Latin means “you have the body, ie., the corpus.” A habeas corpus petition is a civil lawsuit filed against your prison warden requesting that a Judge order the release of your body from the prison where you are incarcerated. Michael Cohen filed a habeas corpus petition against William Barr and the Bureau of Prisons asking that he be released from his solitary jail cell in Otisville, where he currently resides. Inmate Cohen has not enjoyed the accommodations…

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Michael “Mickey” Schlisser got sentenced to 84 months in Otisville for investment fraud. This is Mickey’s second stint in Otisville for investment fraud. I guess Mickey wasn’t rehabilitated by the Bureau of Prisons the first time. Shame on the Federal government for warehousing men for no logical reason whatsoever. Mickey arrived in Otisville shortly after Mshulem Jacobowitz checked out. Inmate Jacobowitz was the head of the Jewish inmate mafia in Otisville. Jacobowitz ran the camp. I know because I was…

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Back in April of 2019 Rabbi Goldstein’s finger was blown off by an Anti-Semitic Presbyterian at a synagogue in Poway, California. Goldstein and a soldier from Israel, ie., Almog Peretz, saved a room full of children. Almog and Almog’s niece were both shot, but survived. A few days after the shooting Rabbi Goldstein met with Donald Trump in the White House, where Goldstein led a national prayer service. Goldstein and the Donald prayed together as Goldstein nursed his two hands,…

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