Today Roger Stone was reprimanded by DC Circuit Federal Judge Amy Jackson because he posted a picture of the Judge’s head next to a crosshair symbol, a gun target. Judge Jackson went easy on Stone. She didn’t lock him up like she locked up Manafort for witness tampering while he was waiting for trial. She didn’t bust Stone’s stones. Judge Amy Jackson was appointed by Obama. Although Amy’s last name is Jackson she is not a shvartze, unlike Obama. Amy…
Michael Cohen fired his New York attorney Guy Petrillo on February 15 and hired big time Chicago criminal defense attorney Michael Monico. Petrillo negotiated the deal to get Cohen 3 years in Otisville prison. Monico filed his request to represent Mr. Cohen on February 15, 2019 before the Southern District of New York, which was granted. Monico is not licensed to practice in the Southern District. On February 20, 2019 Attorney Monico filed a Motion to delay Cohen’s self surrender…
Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino, one of the stars from the Jersey Shore has been chilling in Otisville with Queens mortgage modification fraudster David “Gott” Gotterup. The Gott got 135 months for running a bogus mortgage modification scam with his buddy Jason Green. They raked in millions of dollars. Green got time served and home confinement. Green must have ratted out Gott, or Donald Trump, if he only got home confinement. The Feds originally wanted 85-102 months out of Green. While…
Hedge fund money manager Murray Huberfeld founded Platinum Partners hedge fund. Murray is a big man in the Orthodox Jewish community in the Five Towns, both figuratively and literally. Big men in the Jewish community hang out in the same circles. Murray crossed paths with big time New York political wheeler dealer Jona Rechnitz. Murray and Jona conspired to bribe New York City union boss Norm Seabrook. They paid Norm $60K to steer union investments to Murray’s hedge fund. Jona…
Jewish Halloween, also known as Purim, is coming up next month. Jews young and old dress up in unusual costumes and exchange candy. Rabbi Daniel Greer dressed up as a goat every year. Correction, that was no costume. Rabbi Greer was too serious to dress up in a full costume. He usually wore a funny hat, or his tie with yellow smiley faces, like the one pictured above. The Goat allowed the students to decorate the shul for Purim. One…
The Federal lockup known as Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) is located a few blocks from trendy Red Hook and Park Slope in Brooklyn. During the recent extreme drop in temperature two weeks ago the 1,600 inmates at MDC were left without heat or hot water due to a fire in the facility. The inmates living at MDC are mostly drug dealers. But not all. Some are white collar guys who are just there temporarily until they get shipped to a…
The biggest female criminal of all time has been indicted by the United States Department of Justice. The California office is handling the case. Holmes’ blood testing company Theranos was located in Palo Alto, California. The Justice Department of the Southern District of New York usually handles the most high profile criminal cases in the world. New York is home to the most high powered Jewish and non-Jewish criminals in the world. The Southern District of New York didn’t get…
The Goat recruited 10 young men from the Tri-State area for his minyan this past Shabbos. They arrived on Friday afternoon. They spoke with the Goat’s loyal secretary Jean Ledbury. Jean showed them their living quarters in the Goat dorms. The same dorms where the Goat repeatedly raped teenage victim student Eli Mirlis. During one such Goat attack the Goat’s son Ezi Greer banged on the locked door to try to stop the Goat. This was the one and only…
Former Brooklyn District Attorney John Chambers was sentenced to one year in prison. John’s birth name was Susan DeSanto. Susan got her law degree and a job in the Brooklyn District Attorney’s in 1983. Susan left the DA’s office in 1986 to go into private practice. On her 46th birthday, in 2001, Susan DeSanto changed her name to John Chambers. John specialized in obtaining gun permits for his clients. John was an impassioned defender of the Second Amendment. John got…
This past Friday night, January 25, 2019, Bill Maher mentioned me on his comedy show. At the time the show aired I was eating gefilte fish and lokshen kugel with fellow Sabbath observant felons. The next day a few Jews who watch tv on Shabbos told me I was on the Bill Maher show. I told them that it was permissible to break the Shabbat in order to watch Larry Noodles on prime time television. I was honored to be…