LARRY NOODLES

According to the Yeshiva World website Otisville has been reopened to Jews looking to visit their loved ones locked up in the Catskills. There will be plenty of opportunity to hug a thug in Otisville during the week of Passover. The Yeshiva World reported that a child from Williamsburg with the measles attempted to visit his father at the camp, causing the Bureau of Prisons to shut down Otisville just before Passover, and Easter for that matter. Easter is this…

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In March of 2015 I worked in the prison warehouse. The warehouse is where everything that is used by inmates is shipped into the prison. The warehouse gets truck loads of food, clothing, and commissary items, such as toiletries, packaged food, olive oil. Kosher food is also shipped into the warehouse. Usually a Jewish guy from Monroe or Monsey drives into the warehouse loading dock in a minivan packed with challahs, salmon, chicken soup, and other Jew food. The goyim…

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This past Shabbos I ran into a group of young teenage male Jews who were recruited to Rabbi Daniel Greer’s shul and compound. These 15-16 year old guys didn’t speak much English. One of them spoke Hebrew. The others spoke Spanish. They fled the compound when they found out that they were lured into New Haven under false pretenses. They thought that they were helping out a struggling shul. Little did they realize… The boys ended up in a different…

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Ten years ago Upper West Sider girl Shele Danishefsky married Rod Covlin, of Scarsdsale, New York. Shele’s family were prominent financial planners and active in the Lincoln Square shul on the Upper West Side. Covlin was an abusive husband. Shele had two children with Rod. Shele stayed in an abusive relationship for close to ten years before she decided to file for divorce. After ten years she applied for a restraining order. But the restraining order came too late. Rod…

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I found a 2017 photo of Joe Biden grabbing Senator Blumenthal’s 23 year old daughter while Blumenthal and his son beamed with pride. What has happened to our Senate? At least Bill “Bubba” Clinton had the decency to only grope unknown Jewish interns. Now these old men in government are passing around their own daughters! For shame! The Senate needs to adopt the laws of tzniut, ie., modesty. George Dubya Bush respected the laws of tzniut and refused to shake…

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This past Shabbos my spies spotted a number of young children playing in the Goat’s playground located next to the Goat’s Yeshiva school building located at 765 Elm Street. The Goat must have recruited a few unsuspecting families to move back into the compound. A few toddlers were spotted along with an infant. Very frum mothers watched their kids play in the Goat’s playground. The Goat’s playground hasn’t been used since Rabbi Notis and his family left the compound about…

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It was reported in the Jewish media yesterday, and today, that “Rabbi Moshe Margereten, a prominent prisoners’ advocate, said that the prison – both the camp which houses prisoners with lighter offenses and medium security lockup for prisoners serving longer sentences – well be closed to all visitors for the time being.” Rabbi Margereten is a Skverer Hasid active in politics. He helped get the First Step Act passed. On the Otisville Federal prison website there is a large banner…

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I was recently provided with exclusive photos of Anthony Weiner hanging out in the Bronx Halfway House. My sources informed me that the officers at the Bronx Halfway House cleared out the computer room at the Bronx Halfway in order to make a private room just for Anthony Weiner. Most inmates share rooms. Anthony Weiner has been provided special privileges not available to other inmates. Weiner’s private room is located right next to the officer’s office. The officers have to…

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In June of 2016 Rabbi Daniel Greer, aka “The Goat” sued me in the Connecticut Superior Court for a blog I posted in which I accused Mr. Greer of paying millions of dollars of hush money to a child victim of Mr. Greer’s unacceptable, and highly illegal, sexual behavior. Mr. Greer claimed that my post about hush money was false and defamatory. Mr. Greer claimed that my blog post caused him to suffer damage to his reputation and damage to…

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Mshulum Jacobowitz was recently released from Otisville under the First Step Act. Mshulum ran the Otisville kosher kitchen with an iron fist with his right hand man inmate Matt Getto. Mshulum guaranteed that Jews were fed a decent kosher Shabbos meal every Friday night and Saturday. The Jews starved the rest of the week with Meal Mart frozen kosher tv dinners and cans of sardines, but that helped make Shabbos all the more meaningful. We had something to look forward…

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