LARRY NOODLES

Cheshire is one of the worst prisons in the State of Connecticut. Cheshire has gangs, drugs and extremely violent individuals. Cheshire is high security. This past summer correctional officers were rushed to the hospital for possible fentanyl exposure at Cheshire. Governor Malloy instituted an innovative German prison program in Cheshire to help rehabilitate 18 to 25 year old gang members. The Goat would never qualify for the gang rehabilitation program. The Goat may wish to mentor the young teenage gang…

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Hundreds of Ivy League rug rat juvenile delinquents stormed the recent annual football field at the Yale bowl to protest Harvard and Yale investments in fossil fuel companies. The Yale and Harvard corporations have combined endowments of $70 billion. They are both tax exempt and pay almost nothing to the IRS, the States of Connecticut and Massachusetts. Yale pays almost nothing towards New Haven property taxes on the $2.5 billion in real estate that Yale owns in New Haven. These…

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Inmate Daniel Greer has officially made the Department of Corrections website. Inmate Goat’s maximum release date is listed as 12/1/2031. The Goat will have a lot of time to think about what he did to Eli Mirlis, Avi Hack, Rafi, and others, including his son Ezi. Inmate Goat and his wife Sarah Greer were sued by Eli Mirlis in Federal Court when the Goat fraudulently transferred a quarter million dollars to the Ewe at the time of the $15 million…

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Last night Daniel Greer AKA “the Goat” spent his first night in jail. After the Goat was sentenced yesterday morning he was taken out of the courtroom and processed in a side room. He was then escorted to the basement of the courthouse where all the criminals are held waiting to appear in court. The basement lockup. I have been there many times visiting clients. The jail cells are about the size of a phone booth. Other criminals are in…

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The Goat’s prayers for a blizzard to delay his sentencing today did not work. The Goat arrived in court this morning at about 9:15 AM for his 10 AM sentencing, with his Ewe by his side, locking fore paws. The Goat seemed relaxed waiting for his sentencing hearing. The Goat sat next to his Ewe and read from a small Hebrew prayer book. Before court the Goat conferred with his attorney David Grudberg. Willie the Dow arrived ten minutes before…

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Yosef Ziegler was busted by the Feds yesterday for robbing four different FDIC insured banks located in New York and New Jersey, in Fishkill, Pomona, Park Ridge, Duchess County, and Wappinger Falls. Ziegler’s modus operandi was to walk into a bank dressed in black, with a hoodie, boots, ski mask, a bike helmet, and black face paint. Ziegler always carried a black bag with him into the bank. Ziegler walked into each bank and asked to see the branch manager….

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Prisoners inside the Otisville medium reported to me that the medium was locked down for the last couple of weeks. Hundreds of inmates were confined to their jail cells 24/7. I heard that the camp was on a partial lockdown. Otisville suspended visiting hours for a few days at the camp. The guards did not provide the inmates with any reason for the lock down. Living in prison every day subjects human beings to extreme levels of stress. Guys who…

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The Goat’s Motion for a new trial based on witness tampering was heard at 9:30 AM this morning before Judge Alander. The Goat wore an ankle bracelet that looked like a black tape recorder strapped onto his ankle. It was sticking out over his pants. The Ewe was there to support her Goat wearing that old ratty wig she needs to replace. The Goat is too cheap to give the Ewe money for a new wig but no expense is…

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The Goat thinks he can pay his wet dream team of attorneys to harass, intimidate and silence First Amendment defenders like myself. The Goat’s intimidation tactics will not work. I spent 18 months in Otisville prison with hardened criminals armed with medical degrees, law licenses and Harvard MBAs. These guys committed high crimes of greed, passion and near violence, such as Medicare fraud, mortgage fraud, bank fraud, ponzi schemes, insider trading and securities fraud. The Goat wouldn’t survive a day…

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The Goat was convicted of 4 felony counts of risk of injury to a minor. The Goat faces 20 years on each count. Judge Alander has the power to run the 20 years consecutively, which would amount to 80 years of incarceration. Judge Alander will be sentencing the Goat this Wednesday in Courtroom 4B, of the Connecticut Superior Court, 235 Church Street, New Haven, CT. I don’t expect any character witnesses to appear and testify in support of the Goat,…

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