LARRY NOODLES

My Spanish speaking spies recently infiltrated the compound.  The Goat has a college educated frum guy from Yeshiva Ohr Soymayach recruiting yeshivish, Sefardi, Syrian and Bukarian guys into the compound each week.  The Goat also does some recruiting himself.   The Goat gets ten guys every Friday night.  They get paid $75 to stay from Friday night to Saturday night.  If they stay til Sunday they get paid an extra $25.  The Goat recruits guys ranging in age from their early…

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Judge William Pauly issued his order of incarceration for Attorney Michael Cohen.  Michael Cohen is the attorney who got raided by the Feds and quickly snitched out his own client the President of the United States.  After Cohen got raided by the Feds he sang like a canary.  Cohen even produced a tape recording that he secretly recorded with Donald Trump.  What kind of a sleezy attorney tape records conversations with his own client?  Is there no honor among thieves? …

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Michael Cohen’s crimes were the following: lying on his tax returns, lying to get a mortgage, paying hush money to bimbos, and lying to Congress about business dealings with Russians.   If Cohen was not the President’s attorney he would have faced about 3-5 years of jail time for these crimes.  The Feds put the squeeze on Attorney Cohen.  Either cooperate or we throw the book at you.  Cohen didn’t have much of a choice.  Either cooperate with the Feds or…

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On December 20, 2017, the eighth day of Chanukah, Sholom Rubashkin was released from the medium prison at Otisville.  I lived in the low security prison across the fence from Rubashkin.  I could see Rubashkin in the prison yard at times through the wire fence.  I wasn’t in prison at the time of his release, but I am sure the non-Jewish prisoners felt that Rubashkin got special treatment because he was a Jew.  When I was locked up in Otisville…

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The Goat is preparing to spend significant time in jail.  The Goat recently amended the articles of incorporation of his non profit housing entities.  The Goat’s non profits own at least 40 apartment buildings in the Edgewood area.  The Goat added new members to his board of Directors.  Matthew Reinecke, a CPA at the accounting firm Whitten, Horton & Gibney, of Orange was added as a Director of Edgewood Village, Inc.   A guy named George Bussmann was also added as…

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My spies at the New Haven courthouse spotted Rabbi Greer the Goat leaving court last week.  I’m not sure if he was in court for his child rape case or the lead poisoning case.  The rape case is in Part A criminal matters, at 235 Church Street, and the lead poisoning case is in the Housing Court criminal matters, 121 Elm Street.  The Goat has been defending himself on two criminal fronts. The Goat was parked in front of the…

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Rabbi Daniel Greer’s long time friend and personal printer was sentenced today in Federal Court.  His guideline numbers were 10-15 months.  Because he ratted out his nephew Ira, who went to jail for 6 months, the US Attorney argued that Uncle Lou shouldn’t get the guidelines numbers because of his “substantial cooperation” with the Feds.  Ira is still sitting in Otisville Federal Prison, he won’t be out until April of 2019. Uncle Lou was represented by legendary New Haven attorney…

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Louis Goldberg, AKA Uncle Lou Goatberg, was born in Baltimore and moved to New Haven in 1974.  Uncle Lou graduated from St. John’s University, which is where Lou learned how to sing Christmas carols.  Lou went into business with his in-laws, who owned a dumpy motel on Route 1 in Milford, which still exists today, ie., The Shoreline Motel. The Shoreline is just as sleezy as the Branford Motel, the dump where Rabbi Goat took victims Avi Hack and Eli…

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The Office of the State’s Attorney of the State of Connecticut recently filed paperwork in criminal court notifying the Judge that the State intends to call an expert witness to testify against the Goat in his upcoming criminal trial.  No court date has been set yet for the Goat’s child rape trial.  The Goat’s case has been dragging on for over a year now.  The Goat pleaded “not guilty” when he turned himself in to the New Haven Police Department. …

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Former Connecticut Senator & former Vice Presidential candidate Joseph Leiberman wrote a character letter defending Louis Goldberg, AKA Lou Goatberg for Lou’s upcoming sentencing in Federal District Court for Lou’s criminal tax fraud case. Lou Goatberg supported Rabbi Daniel Greer long after child rape victim Eli Mirlis, who knew Goatberg, filed his lawsuit against the depraved Goat.  Mirlis wasn’t very happy when he heard that Goatberg sided with the Goat.  Goatberg stopped fraternizing the Goat after I started to blog…

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