LARRY NOODLES

Dr. Alexander Neumeister is top in his field in neuroscience and psychiatry.  Neumeister graduated from the University of Vienna Medical School with top honors in psychiatry.  After medical school Neumeister went to work on projects all over the world.  Neumeister worked for the National Institute of Mental Health and conducted studies in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.  Neumeister went to work for Yale School of Medicine in 2004.  Neumeister left Yale in 2010 after it was discovered that he…

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Law Professor and Yale Law graduate Ed Zelinsky is a New Haven politico power broker and former business partner of Yale Law graduate Rabbi Daniel Greer, AKA “The Goat.”  Ed’s son Aaron Zelinsky is a United States Assistant Attorney and a Yale Law graduate and was appointed to the Mueller High Command empowered to investigate sitting Presidents, emails, Russians, porn stars and Jewish lawyers who graduated from the Cooley School of Law, ie., Michael Cohen.  Ed Zelinsky dormed at Yale…

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Senator Richard Blumenthal, and Yale Law School graduate, has been the most vocal Senator speaking out against Judge Kavanaugh. Yale law students have been holding protests, vigils, demonstrations against fellow Yalie Judge Kavanaugh.  The Yalies lost. Kavenaugh davened with kavanah and got confirmed by the Senate.  Lost in all the protests is the fact that the Supreme Court gets 7,000 requests a year from lower courts to hear cases, yet the Supreme Court only decides 130 cases per year.  The…

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Rabbi Daniel Greer’s entire family fled the compound during Passover of 2016.  They had had enough abuse living under the thumb of an evil dictator.  Every Passover you are supposed to recreate the exodus from Egypt.  You are supposed to imagine that you were a slave and you personally experienced redemption.  For most American Jews this part of the holiday is almost impossible to perform.  If you were incarcerated like myself it is very easy to remember the date, and…

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Daniel Greer, AKA Rabbi Goat, recruited a group of young Israeli men to fill his stable for Sukkot and Simchas Torah.  My spies ran into these Israelis walking around New Haven.  They live in Israel so they didn’t read the news about the Goat.  They didn’t know much about the Goat other than that the Goat was going to send them a check in the mail in one week after the holidays.  The Goat is paying each young man a…

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Up until this past Monday, the first day of Sukkot, Rabbi Daniel Greer AKA “The Goat” owned two building lots in the rural town of Bethany.  The Goat lost these lots on Monday when law dates entered against in the foreclosure case filed by rape victim Eli Mirlis.  Title automatically transferred to Eli Mirlis on Sukkot. Eli Mirlis will have to sell these lots in order to pay his attorneys.  The lots are valued at about $200K each.  It may…

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One of my newly deputized reporters for the Larry Noodles blog, and former student of the Goat, was driving in the compound a day after Yom Kippur and spotted Rabbi Daniel Greer, AKA the Goat, walking along Elm Street.  This former student asked the Goat if he had repented on Yom Kippur for all the sins he had committed over the last 30 years. The Goat responded to my reporter’s question with goat grunts and angry goat faces.  I hired…

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  Yale has a long history of attracting the best and brightest in America.  There are more Presidents who have graduated from Yale than any other school.   Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary met at Yale Law School.  George H. W. Bush and George Bush Jr. both graduated Yale. Yale is home to numerous “secret societies” such as the Skull and Bones.  There are many other lesser known secret societies that pop up every year at Yale like mushrooms.  Shabtai…

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Rabbi Haimoff is a prominent rabbi in Key Garden Hills.  Attorney Mark Weissman aka Meyer, is a prominent attorney and real estate wheeler dealer in the Five Towns, ie., Lawrence, Long Island.  Mark Weissman is connected to Manhattan personal injury attorney Marcel Weisman.  Mark Weissman owns Weissman Realty Group, LLC.  Mark Weissman posted a $250K bond secured by a $2.5 million home owned by Marcel Weisman located at 119 Harborview East, next to the Lawrence Yacht & Country Club.  You…

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As if things couldn’t get more bizarre at the compound than they already are, I discovered a very strange incident that occurred at the compound last summer.  I was provided with a copy of a New Haven police report documenting an incident that would have placed the Goat in grave physical danger. The incident occurred on May 31st, the first day of Shavuos at 3:30 in the afternoon.  The incident occurred approximately two weeks after the jury awarded rape victim…

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