LARRY NOODLES

I obtained a transcript of the criminal court testimony of Daniel Greer’s long time supporter Rabbi Avroham Notis. I took the above picture of Rabbi Notis after he testified for pedophile Greer. Rabbi Notis walked with the Goat’s wife, ie., Sarah Greer, outside of the criminal court building, with his head down, seemingly in shame, for defending a pedophile rabbi on the witness stand. Sarah Greer also seemingly put her head down in shame for protecting her pedophile husband for…

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Dr. Roger Beyer, a OB/GYN doctor and urologist, ran a successful medical practice in Kalamazoo, Michigan with his devoted wife. Dr. Beyer’s wife Susan Wright, who was an APRN and an attorney licensed to practice in Michigan, helped run the medical office. Susan Wright practiced family law and health care law. Dr. Beyer’s medical office specialized in pelvic muscle rehabilitation. A pelvic muscle rehabilitation procedure involvs inserting rectal and vaginal pressure sensors into the patients’ body in order to measure…

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The Yeshiva World News network has suggested that Michael Cohen became frum, ie., religious in Otisville. The Yeshiva World News posted pictures of a Kedem grape juice box that Cohen used to shlep his personal belongings out of the prison. The Yeshiva World news also posted a picture of Cohen carrying his tallis (prayer shawl) and tefillin as evidence that Cohen is now a frummie. Nothing could be further from the truth! FAKE NEWS! Every Jew who checks into Otisville…

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The mainstream media reported today that Michael Cohen is getting released on a extended furlough tomorrow (Thursday). Cohen’s lawyer would not confirm that he is getting released on Thursday. I just heard from a source, who heard from another source, that Cohen was already released and is watching Netflix with his wife and two children as I type this blog. I am waiting for further confirmation, but it would make sense. The Bureau of Prisons, and Cohen, don’t want hoards…

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The New Haven Board of Alderman held a meeting last night and approved 6 of “Rabbi” Daniel Greer’s non profits for State tax credits. Businesses that donate to the Goat’s non profits get special State tax credits. 30 New Haven non profits were approved for this tax credit. Twenty percent of the approved non profits were controlled by the Goat. One such approved non profit was the Yeshiva of New Haven AKA The Gan School. There is a $20 million…

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A month ago it was reported that Michael Cohen was thrown into solitary confinement. Cohen’s lawyer Roger Adler would not go into details, he merely stated: “It is my understanding that a verbal dispute over phone use prompted a temporary placement to SHU pending an investigation.” The Bureau of Prisons had no comment. Nobody seems to know why Michael Cohen was thrown in the SHU (Special Housing Unit), nobody except Larry Noodles. I have been told by very reliable sources…

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The Lakewood Police busted Rabbi Knopfler on Lag B’Omer for violating New Jersey stay at home orders after he had a Lag B’Omer party. Knopfler filed a motion in the “Rabbi” Daniel Greer’s criminal appeal as a “friend of the court” seeking to convince the high court to release the Goat. The Appellate Court was not convinced that the Goat should be released because of COVID19. The Appellate Court kicked the Goat case back down to the trial court where…

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There are 63 inmates trying to get out of the Otisville prison camp because of COVID19. The population hasn’t changed much since I checked out of Otisville. Most of the guys are either religious Jews, Russian Jews, or Black or Hispanic drug dealers. When COVID19 first broke the Otisville camp had a “town hall meeting.” A town hall meeting is held in the dining area. The dining area has 72 chairs attached to tables for 118 inmates. A new inmate…

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Bank Hapoalim is Israel’s largest bank with branches located all over the world. The most lucrative branch is the one located in Switzerland. For 15 years the Bank’s executives conspired with wealthy Americans to shield $8 billion in secret accounts from the Internal Revenue Service. The Bank’s top executives hid their own fortunes in these secret Swiss bank accounts. The Bank helped thousands of customers open accounts in the names of pseudonyms, code names, trust accounts, and offshore nominee entities….

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74 year old Rabbi “Prodfather” Mendel Epstein, was sentenced to 10 years for being the ringleader in a lucrative Jewish business that is hundreds of years old, going back to the Old Country, ie., Eastern Europe, Poland, and beyond. Rabbi Prodfather kidnapped Jewish husbands who refused to issue their wives a bill of divorce, ie., a “get.” Rabbi Prodfather tortured husbands to sign the bill of divorce. The Rabbi was sometimes paid $50K per get. Rabbi Prodfather was convicted after…

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