LARRY NOODLES

Two days before Thanksgiving the Department of Justice issued a press release announcing that it had secured the guilty plea of Opioid drug manufacturer Purdue Pharma. Purdue pleaded guilty to three felonies. Big deal. Purdue Pharma filed bankruptcy months ago after it ran out of money defending itself against wrongful death lawsuits. Indicting a bankrupt company, rather than a human being, is like indicting a corn beef sandwich. What’s the point? It never deters other corporations from committing crime. A…

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On March 23, 2020 Satmar Grand Rebbe Aaron Teitelbaum tested positive for COVID-19. Last night Rebbe Teitelbaum was the honored guest of a massive wedding joining two Hasidic royal families. The wedding was held in the insular Satmar community of Kiryas Yoel, a Satmar independent township located in Monroe, NY. Outsiders are not welcome in Kiryas Yoel. The Satmar private security patrol is armed and dangerous. The Satmars run their own schools, hospitals and social service agencies. The only involvement…

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A huge Satmar wedding expected to draw ten thousand Satmar Hasidim in Brooklyn was scaled down to a virtual wedding back in October after Governor Mario Cuomo was informed about it. Cuomo reached out to the Hasidic voters who put him in office and they agreed to scale it down. In order to avoid another boring virtual wedding the Satmars held a secret wedding on November 7th in Williamsburg which attracted thousands of Hasidim. Governor Cuomo just found out about…

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Alan Dershowitz is two years older than “Rabbi” Daniel Greer. Dershowitz grew up in Brooklyn while the Goat grew up on Riverside Drive on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Dershowitz graduated from from the Yeshiva University high school located in Brooklyn. The Goat graduated from the Yeshiva University high school located in Washington Heights. The Goat lived in a dorm, where he was probably molested by his dorm counselor, while Dershowitz lived at home with his parents and commuted…

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In 2006 the Justice Department’s Office in Florida let pedophile Jeffrey Epstein escape Federal charges for running a massive underage prostitution ring that recruited wayward high school girls. Alexander Acosta was the US Attorney in Miami at the time who gave the orders to US Attorney Marie Villafana to offer Epstein a deferred prosecution agreement. Acosta was appointed to a high position in the Trump Administration a couple of years ago. He was forced to resign after his involvement in…

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75 year old “Prodfather” Rabbi Mendel Epstein was sentenced to 10 years for being part of the Rabbi Martin Wolmark gang of Rabbis who used cattle prods to get kidnapped Orthodox Jewish husbands to sign a Jewish divorce document, a “get,” which allowed their wives to remarry. Under Jewish religious law, an Orthodox Jewish woman is not allowed to remarry unless her husband signs a get freeing her from the chains of marriage. Jewish law does not recognize a “no…

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Rabbi Milton aka Yehoshua Balkany has been embroiled in a number of contentious civil lawsuits recently. Milton got out of jail a couple of years ago for trying to shake down hedge fund king Steven A. Cohen for $4 million. Steven A Cohen almost got locked up himself for insider trading. The Feds cut him a break after he paid a $1.8 billion fine. Billionaires never go to jail. The little guys like myself and Rabbi Balkany are the ones…

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Criminal defense Attorney Ben Brafman, of the Five Towns, represents some of the biggest Jewish criminals accused of white collar shenanigans. I was locked up with guys who paid Brafman over a million bucks. The best criminal defense money can buy. Brafman represented French politician and head of the International Monetary Fund Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Dominique was accused of sexually assaulting hotel maid Nafissatou Diallo. The charges got dropped by the State of New York. Brafman represented Rabbi Martin Wolmark, who…

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Convicted felon Clare Bronfman was living off a $65 million family trust when she was busted by the Feds for her role in a sex slave operation run by Keith Raniere, who was just sentenced to 120 years in prison. Clare was only sentenced to 8 years in the Big House. Clare was never charged with getting involved with the sex slaves. Clare was charged with harboring illegal aliens. When the Feds started to investigate Raniere and the sex slaves…

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Dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell is currently locked up in Federal prison in Brooklyn waiting for her criminal trial on charges of profiting from pedophilia. Maxwell is the youngest daughter of deceased British-Jewish billionaire Robert Maxwell. Clare Bronfman is the youngest daughter of Seagram’s liquor king British-Jewish billionaire Edgar Bronfman, who was born into a family of Canadian bootleggers. Clare is not a pedophile. Ghislane Maxwell requested that she post a $5 million bond to get out of…

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