George Santos was recently sentenced to 87 long months to Federal prison, a very long sentence for a relatively small political corruption crime. George got the stupidity enhancement at sentencing. Most politicians are good at lying and cheating and can game the system for years. George was very bad at it. Every time George opened his mouth he put his foot in it. Winning the Congressional election in Long Island and parts of Eastern Queens was a complete fluke. Nobody in either party expected him to win.

George called himself “half Jewish” and a “Latino Jew” and said his maternal grandfather was originally from Ukraine and fled to Brazil to escape the Nazis. He also said his grandparents converted to Catholicism in Belgium after fleeing Joseph Stalin. Eventually he admitted he never claimed to be a real Jew, he said he resembled a Jew, he was kosher style, not really kosher, he was Jew-ish, not really Jewish.

Now George gets to spend a significant chunk of his life with the very people he aspired to be. Otisville prison camp is not kosher style, or “Jew-ish.” Otisville is one hundred percent kosher. Jews residing in close quarters 24/7 complete with daily Jewish prayer services, a kosher kitchen, a mikveh (although I never saw it when I was locked up), a Jewish library, and plenty of Rabbis doing teshuva (repentance) you can consult with about personal religious matters. You even get to experience antisemitism from the non-Jewish guards and non-Jewish inmates who also call Otisville home.

George’s criminal case has been totally sealed from public view. The Federal District Court for the Eastern District of NY has George’s case under complete lock-down. But I did get to look at his sentencing memo. George got a very long sentence compared to other politicians who went to jail for lying and cheating. George’s restitution was a couple hundred thousand dollars and George had no prior criminal record. Sheldon Silver, who lied and cheated for decades, and scammed millions, didn’t get much more time than George. 10 years for Silver and over 7 years for Santos? Jesse Jackson Jr. only got 30 months for misuse of $750K in campaign funds.

I’m not sure if George is going to the Otisville Jewish prison camp, but his sentence is less than 10 years and he is non violent. Other than being a goyishe kop, George is totally qualified to get accepted at the Otisville summer camp. Because of George’s medical history suffering from depression and suicidal tendencies, George may have the option to spend his time in a “medical” style prison, ie., Devens in Massachusetts. Devens doesn’t provide much better medical care than your average Federal prison, but it is known to have a large population of sick and dying inmates. It is a “medical style” prison. If George is reading this blog, don’t go to Devens, its too depressing to spend such a big chunk of your life watching elderly and sickly inmates die a slow death behind bars.

Santos was raised by an alcoholic father and a gambling addict mother. Santos had to leave high school because he got bullied. He suffered from severe depression and suicidal thoughts, requiring him to get admitted to mental hospitals. He has herniated and slipped discs due to a car accident. George’s campaign treasurer Nancy Marks played a significant role in George’s criminal acts. Hector Medina, Jr., attempted to pay George a $900,000 bribe. George reported Hector to the Feds, but the Feds wouldn’t let George do much in the investigation because the Feds didn’t want George to get a break at sentencing. George can’t catch a break from anybody. Is George being scapegoated for the sins of all the other crooked politicians? I guess George now knows what it feels like to be a Jew.

4,033 DAYS OF CT BAR SUSPENSION / 4,033 DAYS OF FIRST AMENDMENT VIOLATIONS

The guy who started the Larry Noodles blog observed a two year Sabbatical in which he didn’t drink alcohol, cut his hair, touch dead bodies or write blogs about the Goat. Even if he didn’t take his Nazarite vow, his blog was deemed too “scathing” for the State of Connecticut Bar regulators and ordered shut down by the authorities. In spite of self censoring his blog for two years, the Bar regulators demanded that he go back to the future and remove his blog from the Wayback machine, ex post facto. Larry Noodles only knows how to operate a simple espresso machine in Eastern Standard Time and attempted to appease the Bar regulators with cups of espresso, to which the regulators responded, CANCELLED! This is the thanks he gets after helping the New Haven State’s Attorneys Office get a guilty verdict against a pedophile Rabbi who ran a child sex trafficking operation for decades right under the noses of the New Haven Police Department.

As of the date of 5/22/2025 my law license has been suspended 4,033 star days by the State of Connecticut on the basis that this blog is not acceptable to the Bar regulators. I have asked the Bar regulators, as well as Judicial authorities, repeatedly to explain in plain English, or legalese, or even pig Latin, their reasoning, but so far the only answer I have received was from Committee Chairman Gary Friedle who told me that my First Amendment rights were somewhat “limited” and that my blog postings were “inappropriate” for a member of the CT Bar. I have been trying to reinstate my Bar license since the year 2000, but have been told for years, after many hearings, that my blog “needs to be permanently removed” before I can get my license back. The only CT attorney brave enough to defend the First Amendment and recommend that I get reinstated to the bar is a criminal defense lawyer with vast experience and highly regarded, Attorney Richard R. Brown. I would highly recommend his services should you ever have the unfortunate experience of getting in trouble with the law.

These are the names of some of the CT Bar Committee members, there are more to report about don’t worry, with no background in First Amendment law, who believe this blog is beneath the dignity and integrity of the legal profession. These people voted to cancel the Larry Noodles blog: Chairwoman Kathleen Dunn (wife of Bridgeport State’s Attorney Kevin Dunn who is the Executive Director of the Judicial Review Council, the highly secretive order of lawmen who investigate complaints against judges, 98.5 percent of which get dismissed. Kevin’s first job was delivering newspapers to the Noodles family on Fairfield Beach), Edward F. Czepiga (boring PI lawyer who was mad that my hearing continued on to the afternoon, he thought my fair and impartial hearing would be over before lunch, when he complained to his secretary on the zoom camera that he forgot to turn off), Cindy Robinson (med mal lawyer – she berated me because my blog once used the highly offensive microaggressive word “bimbo” which obviously makes me a misogynist, sexist pig unworthy to practice law in the State of Connecticut. Bimbo is one of the ten words you can’t say on a blog when you apply for readmission to the CT Bar. The other nine words are “Noodles” “Otisville” “Pedophile” “Conspiracy” “Feds” “Putz” “Goy” “Jew” and “Da Goat”), Doug Mahoney (med mal lawyer who used to work with Cindy Robinson at Tremont & Sheldon, next door to where I worked, for some reason left Tremont with Cindy to form their own law firm after 25 years of loyal service to the Tremonts, I guess they weren’t on the partnership track, but Paul Tremont’s son Jason became a partner. I once tried to help Doug track down a homeless guy who used our shared driveway as a bathroom, leaving toilet paper behind. He was very upset at the homeless guy and ran over the city looking for him), Robert Lotty (worked as insurance defense lawyer for 300 years), Sean K. McElligott (med mal lawyer at Silver Golub & Teitell), Chairman Gary Friedle (semi retired with a handful of cases on the active docket – he berated me for not clearly distinguishing myself from Larry Noodles the character, the public could get me and my nickname confused. He seemed very confused during the hearing, he told me to shout for 7 hours because he couldn’t hear me and then got mad at me for not pronouncing his name properly. I didn’t realize that there were two ways to pronounce Friedle. Most people say “Fried-el” Apparently this man wants to be called “Fried-EL” with an emphasis on the EL, I guess so his name doesn’t sound too Jewish like Friedman), New Haven State’s Attorney Kathleen Morgan (rookie prosecutor assigned to drug cases), John C. Matulis Jr. (PI lawyer, he asked me why I was too dumb to understand that my blog would anger the Committee. I guess I am not as smart as John C. Matulis Jr.) Rene Rosado (no website / no active cases listed on the civil, family or criminal court docket, but he voted to reinstate Mayor Joe Ganim to the CT bar, who committed crimes of a massive scale, and voted against me. He appears to work in an office in West Hartford above a nail salon), Kelly Barnett (insurance defense, counsel for The Travelers – I figured she would show sympathy, as a member of a minority group, but no such luck, her job is to deny claims and Noodles all day), David A. Curry (no website / no cases listed on civil, family or criminal docket, not clear what this man does for a living), and John B. Nolan (deceased – passed away during my hearings yet before he passed he yelled at me and told me I couldn’t be trusted with the public) and Marie Louise Villar (She works for the Statewide grievance committee that brings civil actions for attorney misconduct, such as stealing client’s money, not the most exciting, stressful or challenging job but her projected 2025 salary is 142K a year. She used to make under $30K a year for years, and got bumped up in 2019 for some reason. She derisively referred to my blogs at my hearing as “scathing.” She berated me for not “respecting” the rights of pedophile Rabbi Daniel Greer and chastised me for “inserting” myself in the Greer criminal trial by helping State’s Attorney Maxine Wilensky with the prosecution of Greer. I guess she would be much happier if I didn’t insert myself in the trial, which would have resulted in an acquittal of Mr. Greer, with far more Jewish victims of Greer’s child sex trafficking operation. The next time I have information about a pedophile rabbi I will not contact the authorities per the orders of Marie Louise Villar.

THE NOODLES STANDING COMMITTEE: This panel, which consists of one limp Noodle, will be monitoring the CT Bar reinstatement proceedings to insure that they are conducted fairly. There are a few pending hearings at this moment, one of which is a former graduate of Otisville. I heard he was recently questioned about a grievance filed against him in 1987, almost fifty years ago, by Chief Disciplinary Counsel Brian Staines, who makes $152K a year. Nice take home pay to interrogate an elderly zaidy with health issues. Protecting the public from the weak and frail members of the Bar.

OTHER LAWYERS & JUDGES IN LIKE FLYNN My co-defendant in my criminal case, ie., Genevieve Salvatore, who once ran as a Democratic for Mayor of Milford, in this Blue State, was readmitted by the same people who denied me after one application. Chief Disciplinary Counsel v. Salvatore, CV14-6015687.  A foreclosure action, ie., Citibank v. Salvatore, CV23-6052078-S, was pending during Ms. Salvatore’s readmission hearing which she did not list on her application or mention during her hearing. Angelica N. Papastavros was appointed to the CT Judiciary even though she had a foreclosure pending just before she got appointed and a judgment lien filed on her property. Papastavros never made a name for herself working as a public defender, she never handled high profile cases like the late and great Tom Ullman, but she knew the politically powerful and wealthy Greek American Republican Klarides sisters Themis and Nicole from the “Valley,” who spoke before the CT Legislature on Angelica’s behalf. Angelica was appointed by Democrat Governor Ned Lamont. The State pays Judge Papastavros $201K a year to handle routine simple civil cases in a cubicle in the New Haven Superior Court. If she was a star criminal lawyer before she became a judge she would have been appointed to oversee major criminal cases, like Judge Frank Iannotti or Judge Philip Scarpellino. My other co-defendant in my criminal case, the personal attorney to the ringleader Joseph Levitin, was readmitted after one hearing, even though his restitution order is close to $2 million and he was in recovery for three addictions. My restitution order was a fraction of the millions that my co-defendants will never pay back, which I expect to pay back in full.  My co-defendants had other uncharged crimes, ie., failure to file tax returns, and forging documents.  In a separate case, attorney Guy McDonough was recently recommended for reinstatement after three driving while intoxicated arrests, with conditions that he attend AA meetings, mental health counseling and random alcohol testing.  Chief Disciplinary Counsel v. Guy McDonough, CV13-6045715S. 

NORM PATTIS WALKS ON WATER (& HAS A JESUS COMPLEX)

Attorney Norm Pattis, a devout Christian, was never subjected to any sanction by the Connecticut Bar regulators for what he wrote on his blog after he was sanctioned by Judge Bellis in the Alex Jones case. According to Rich Cohen in his book Murder in the Dollhouse the CT legal establishment hates Norm because he lectures inexperienced Judges and then writes about judges on his blog. “Norm-splain” may be the proper term. This is what Norm had to say about Judge Bellis: “The judge is stunned by my misconduct. Me, I am stunned the state trusts her with a robe and a gavel. Folks are afraid of this judge, and not for good reason. Why would the judge do this? I think Emerson teaches why: ‘When you strike at a king, you must kill him.’  The same, apparently, applied to queens. My office had moved to disqualify the judge, taken emergency interlocutory appeals to the state Supreme Court — one of which went to full briefing, and otherwise challenged her ability to be fair and impartial to Alex Jones. We clashed in a televised trial versus Jones, a trial in which she so lost control of the proceedings that she at one point sat gaping as a plaintiff’s lawyer and Jones exchanged heated words; I shouted objections as though to an empty room.  We’re preparing to appeal the $1.5 billion default judgment against Jones, a case we believe this judge butchered with her rulings.”  

Feel free to exercise your First Amendment right to reach out to the Bar regulators, they are public servants, and are supposed to work in the public’s best interest, and not abuse their power. They get paid very generous salaries, with full benefits, and pensions funded by the taxpayers.

Can you be a proud flag waving red blooded American, a Constitutional law scholar and a White Supremacist prone to thoughts of extreme violence at the same time? Ask Paul Boyne. The government cannot criminalize your thoughts, but if you post your primitive, but very human thoughts, everyone has them, on line you may be subject to arrest and incarceration. Kanye West once posted: “I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE.” Why wasn’t Kanye arrested for threatening to annihilate the entire Jewish people, of which I am an upstanding member, yet I never get invited to the secret meetings with George Soros and the rest of the cabal at his summer home in the Hamptons.

“They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks. Nation will no longer take up the sword against nation, nor train anymore for war” Isaiah 2:4.

MOSHIACH NOW! REMBRANDT NOW!