The world famous Jewish author Rich Cohen just published a book about the murder of Jennifer Dulos, titled Murder in the Dollhouse. Rich was hawking his books at a Manhattan bookstore when I ran into him and gave him a bag of spiral noodles, the same variety of unauthorized noodles that almost got me sent to solitary when I was locked up in “Club Fed” Otisville Federal Prison Camp for the elite Jewish criminals of the financial world. I had smuggled the noodles into my living quarters, ie., a cubicle and a bunk bed. Officer Grogins did a random search of my cubicle and found the bag of noodles hiding under my jacket. He accused me of possession of contraband. After a lengthy investigation Grogins figured out that I had worked in the prison warehouse. He accused me of taking the noodles to the prison living area, which was against the rules. I figured he would go easy on me if I confessed to my crime. NOT. He wrote me up and I lost some prison privileges. The other inmates were furious. They said I had ratted myself out. They said I must have been a really bad lawyer on the outside. They called me “Larry Noodles” ever since.

Cohen had reached out to me about three years ago when he was doing research for his book. He had read my blog about Dulos and asked me questions about the information I had obtained. I don’t remember the details but when I saw him today he was grateful that he was able to collaborate with me on his book. I skimmed through the book and noticed he didn’t mention me in his acknowledgements page, introduction, preface, cover or any any other page, but he told me he would contact his publisher immediately to correct this oversight.

Cohen said that when he first starting doing research on the book the lawyers involved were very willing to provide him with information, as they told him that the toxic environment of the family court may have pushed Dulos over the edge. Rich seemed to think that the family court is not conducive to resolving very emotional issues, and could do more harm than good. There have been many murders committed in the middle of custody battles, such as the Madison CT murder of Barbara Hamburg. I briefly represented her husband who was accused of murder but never arrested. The murder of mom Julie Minogue, who called the police several times before the murder reporting violations of her restraining order against her husband. Paul Boyne was arrested and charged with threatening the lives of CT family court judges, lawyers and others connected with the family court in a blog he had posted for a number of years. His anger stemmed from a CT family judge terminating his visitation many years ago. His highly offensive blog is still posted on the Internet. He even uses his blog to attack his prosecutor, similar to what Donald Trump did during his prosecutions. In Queens a doctor husband was murdered in a playground by a hit man hired by his ex-wife after he picked up his daughter. They were both convicted. The street across from the playground was recently named after the husband. The daughter was there for the ceremony.

Dulos almost got away with the murder of his wife, who gave birth to his five children. Dulos killed himself at home after he posted bond and was released from prison awaiting trial.

Jennifer Dulos hails from a very wealthy NYC Jewish family and first met Fotis at Brown University. Fotis was a Greek exchange student from a lower middle class family. They never hit it off at Brown. Jennifer spent her single years writing plays and hanging out in NYC with her writer friends, who made big names for themselves. While she was in her early 30s Jennifer dated a famous writer for a year and a half, just before she reconnected with Dulos. Dulos was willing to marry her and settle down, so she got married at 35 and moved to Farmington CT with Dulos. She cut off all ties with her NYC friends. Apparently she was embarrassed at becoming a stay at home mom.

The relationship deteriorated and they ended up in Family Court, with court hearings, evaluations, psychologists, therapists, lawyers, guardians, etc… Jennifer moved to New Canaan and tried to start a new life. Fotis got sued by Jennifer’s parents for not paying him back millions of dollars he borrowed from them to start a home building company.

Fotis parked his car at a dead end street a few miles from Jen’s house. He rode a bike through the woods of New Canaan. He went to her house and according to Cohen, strangled Jen. There were no security cameras. He had about two hours at the house to clean up the mess and dispose of her body. There was quite a bit of blood. If he strangled his wife, why was there so much blood that had to be cleaned up? I never got a chance to ask the Cohen the question, he was too busy hobnobbing with more important writers in the crowd, like his world famous writer father Herb Cohen. I’m just a hack blogger. I can’t write to save my life. If you are reading this blog you probably are a high school drop out.

According to Rich Cohen, Fotis most likely buried the body near the house or had an accomplice from Greece who disposed of the body. The police have still not located her body. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Jen’s body, please contact the Connecticut State’s Attorneys Office immediately.

4,032 DAYS OF CT BAR SUSPENSION

The guy who started the Larry Noodles blog observed a two year Sabbatical in which he didn’t drink alcohol, cut his hair, touch dead bodies or write blogs about the Goat. Even if he didn’t take his Nazarite vow, his blog was deemed too “scathing” for the State of Connecticut Bar regulators and ordered shut down by the authorities. In spite of self censoring his blog for two years, the Bar regulators demanded that he go back to the future and remove his blog from the Wayback machine, ex post facto. Larry Noodles only knows how to operate a simple espresso machine in Eastern Standard Time and attempted to appease the Bar regulators with cups of espresso, to which the regulators responded, CANCELLED! This is the thanks he gets after helping the New Haven State’s Attorneys Office get a guilty verdict against a pedophile Rabbi who ran a child sex trafficking operation for decades right under the noses of the New Haven Police Department.

As of the date of 5/20/2025 my law license has been suspended 4,032 star days by the State of Connecticut on the basis that this blog is not acceptable to the Bar regulators. I have asked the Bar regulators, as well as Judges, repeatedly to explain in plain English, or legalese, or even pig Latin, their reasoning, but so far the only answer I have received was from Committee Chairman Gary Friedle who told me that my First Amendment rights were somewhat “limited” and that my blog postings were “inappropriate” for a member of the CT Bar. I have been trying to reinstate my Bar license since the year 2000, but have been told for years, and many hearings, that this blog is “needs to be permanently removed.” The only CT attorney brave enough to defend the First Amendment and recommend that I get reinstated to the bar is a criminal defense lawyer with vast experience, named Richard R. Brown. I would highly recommend his services should you ever have the unfortunate experience of getting in trouble with the law.

These are the names of the CT Bar Committee members, with no background in First Amendment law, who believe this blog is beneath the dignity and integrity of the legal profession and voted to cancel the Larry Noodles blog: Chairwoman Kathleen Dunn (wife of former paperboy to the Noodles family: Bridgeport State’s Attorney Kevin Dunn and investigator of complaints against judges), Edward F. Czepiga (PI lawyer), Cindy Robinson (med mal lawyer), Doug Mahoney (med mal lawyer), Robert Lotty (insurance defense), Sean K. McElligott (PI Lawyer), Chairman Gary Friedle (semi retired), New Haven State’s Attorney Kate Morgan (rookie), John C. Matulis Jr. (PI lawyer) Rene Rosado (no website / no active cases listed on the civil, family or criminal court docket, but he voted to reinstate Mayor Joe Ganim to the CT bar, who committed crimes of a massive scale), Kelly Barnett (insurance defense, counsel for The Travelers – I figured she would show me sympathy, as a member of a minority group, but no such luck, I guess her job denying claims all day wasn’t going to help my cause), David A. Curry (no website / no cases listed on civil, family or criminal docket), and John B. Nolan (deceased – passed away during my hearings yet before he passed he yelled at me and told me I couldn’t be trusted with the public) and Marie Louise Villar (She works for the Statewide grievance committee that brings civil actions for attorney misconduct, such as stealing client’s money, not the most exciting or challenging job but her projected 2025 salary is 142K a year). None of these attorneys have any background or experience in First Amendment law.

Attorney Norm Pattis, was never subjected to any sanction by the Connecticut Bar regulators for what he wrote on his blog after he was sanctioned by Judge Bellis in the Alex Jones case. According to Rich Cohen in his book Murder in the Dollhouse the CT legal establishment hates Norm because he lectures inexperienced Judges and then writes about these judges on his blog. “Norm-splain” may be the proper term. This is what Norm had to say about Judge Bellis: “The judge is stunned by my misconduct. Me, I am stunned the state trusts her with a robe and a gavel. Folks are afraid of this judge, and not for good reason. Why would the judge do this? I think Emerson teaches why: ‘When you strike at a king, you must kill him.’  The same, apparently, applied to queens. My office had moved to disqualify the judge, taken emergency interlocutory appeals to the state Supreme Court — one of which went to full briefing, and otherwise challenged her ability to be fair and impartial to Alex Jones. We clashed in a televised trial versus Jones, a trial in which she so lost control of the proceedings that she at one point sat gaping as a plaintiff’s lawyer and Jones exchanged heated words; I shouted objections as though to an empty room.  We’re preparing to appeal the $1.5 billion default judgment against Jones, a case we believe this judge butchered with her rulings.”  

The “Godfather” of the Connecticut Bar is Willie Dow, a former Federal prosecutor, known to be one of the best criminal defense lawyers in the State of Connecticut. Below is a letter penned by the Dow that explains the crime I committed nearly twenty years ago that I submitted to the Bar regulators for review. The esteemed Bar regulators REJECTED the Dow’s letter. No soup or bar license for YOU! If a letter from the Dow can’t help you, FUHGETABOUTIT!!!