There is an old saying that politics is Hollywood for ugly people. There is a new saying about attorneys: Super Lawyers is for lawyers who want to be action figures. Why would any lawyer agree to be featured in the most cringe worthy magazine on the planet? Super Lawyers claims that it has a rigorous “patented” process to get people on its roster of super heroes, which includes peer evaluations, independent research and nominations. Buried in all details is one easy way to get listed on Super Lawyers: by getting “identified by a Super Lawyers research team.” If they call you and offer to put you on Super Lawyers, for a hefty advertising fee, you are in like Flynn.

The Super Lawyers website and magazine writes puff pieces on action figures, mostly ambulance chaser attorneys, who pay premium rates. Former CT Judge John Nazarro got a big write up on Super Lawyers. He graduated from Quinnipiac Law School and worked for ten years as a CT trial court Judge, left for a personal injury firm and got on the cover of Super Lawyers. He didn’t even have to wear a cape. Faster than a speeding ambulance, more powerful than an insurance company, able to get millions of dollars into your greedy little hands, look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, its a Super lawyer!

Cindy Robinson and Douglas Mahoney list on Super Lawyers that they are prominent members of the CT Bar Standing Committee that evaluates attorneys who seek readmission after their license was suspended for criminal behavior, like myself, having done closings on seven fraudulent transactions during the late 2000s. These two personal injury attorneys, who have no background or expertise in First Amendment law, twice denied my application for reinstatement because of the content of this blog. They apparently believe that bloggers are not worthy of practicing law, especially bloggers who criticize the legal profession. G-d Forbid! Cindy berated me because she found that I had used the word “bimbo” in one of my blogs. G-d Forbid! The word “bimbo” has officially been banned by the Connecticut Bar. Cindy is wasting her time in America, she would be a great addition to the modesty police in Afghanistan.

Some other attorneys who got readmitted to the practice of law in CT with no problem, in like Flynn: White American Attorneys Maurizio Lancia, Genevieve Salvatore and David Kinney performed far more fraudulent closings than I, upwards of a hundred. Salvatore got fired by her mortgage fraud ring after doing about twenty closings because her criminal co-conspirators felt she was incompetent.  Not to mention Guy McDonough, who had three arrests for driving while intoxicated, or Lou Rubano, who stole $250K from the State of Connecticut. Guy was required to attend AA meetings as a condition of his readmission to the Bar. Lou Rubano got letters of support from retired Judges. Noodles got letters of support from rehabilitated criminals.

Other attorneys, such as Corey Brinson (African American), Jerry Gruenbaum (Jewish), Joseph Ganim (Lebanese), John Wang (Chinese) and Josephine Smalls Miller (African American), have struggled for years to get readmitted to the practice of law, some of whom are still suspended.  

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