Brooke Goff runs a “Female Powered” law firm, in her own words, consisting of 12 females and two males, all graduates from bottom ranked law schools like Quinnipiac, Western New England, and some unknown school in Florida. It is sexual discrimination to discriminate against hiring male attorney employees. The Commission on Human Rights and Opportunities may want to investigate the Goff Law Group. According to Rule 8.4 of the CT Rules of Professional Responsibility lawyers are prohibited to “engage in conduct that the lawyer knows or reasonably should know is discrimination on the basis of race, color, ancestry, sex, pregnancy, religion, national origin, ethnicity, disability, status as a veteran, age, sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression or marital status in conduct related to the practice of law.”

Brooke Goff promotes herself as “the most public lesbian personal injury lawyer in Connecticut and earning the Super Lawyer Rising Star Award for the past 7 years.” Super Lawyers earns the Noodles award as most cringe worthy advertising magazine / website. It mostly focuses on law firms that handle accident cases, the most lucrative field of law. Ambulance chasers willing to pay high fees to get on the pages of Super Lawyers.

Brooke Goff married CT Superior Court Judge Angeline Ioannou. Ioannou graduated from the Widener Law School out of Pennsylvania, ranked at the bottom ten percent of law schools. Brooke Goff graduated from Quinnipiac Law School, ranked about five slots higher than Widener. As an attorney Ioannou worked in a big firm in the area of personal injury law, much like her wife Brooke Goff. Judge Ioannou was assigned to Juvenile Court in Waterbury, where she gets to decide cases of child neglect and abuse. It doesn’t appear she has any prior experience in this area of the law. New Judges, or unpopular Judges in the court high school, get assigned to courthouses nobody else wants to work at. If you have a case where you are accused of neglect or abuse of a child, your case will be handled by a Judge with absolutely no prior experience in this area of the law. You can thank the secretive brain trust that runs the entire CT Judiciary: Judges Liz Bozzuto, Anna Ficeto, and Patrick Carroll III, the Italian / Irish dons of the CT Courts, who answer to nobody, just like the United States Supreme Court, the ethical code of conduct does not apply to Judge Clarence Thomas, who toured the country in a souped up RV paid for by some billionaire who appeared before the Supreme Court.

Brooke and her wife Judge Angeline live in a $2.3 million mansion in West Hartford where they raise two children. Only in America do you have a “profession” called “personal injury law” where a person of average or below average intelligence is able to go from rags to riches almost overnight. The streets, and courthouses, are paved with gold.

Brooke is an avid golfer, the “sport” most popular among rich, white old men. Its NOT a sport, its just walking around a manicured lawn hitting a little ball with a stick, no different than pool. Full disclosure: I am a former caddy, having spent many years in high school, college and even law school, summer, winter, spring and fall, shlepping two giant leather golf bags, on each shoulder, filled with numerous stainless steel clubs, up and down five miles of hills of the Patterson Club in Fairfield mostly for a group of White guys, named Herb Hill, Tony Testo, and John Anderson, all dead at this point. RIP.

Brooke the Golfer contracted with a guy named Brian St. Pierre of Insite Development Group, to build a $127K golf simulator machine in their basement. Brian sued Goff claiming that she didn’t finish paying on the contract and still owed $21K. Goff sued Brian claiming that Brian did defective construction work in her basement that resulted in $430K in water damage. May the best man, woman, or pronoun, win this fight in the Hartford Superior Court. Ring seating is always free!

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