Attorney Dennis A. Bradley II is currently fighting Federal political corruption charges in New Haven Federal Court. The DOJ is alleging that former State Senator Bradley, along with his campaign treasurer Jessica Martinez and campaign worker Tina Manus conspired to violate the Federal election laws. Manus pleaded guilty five years ago and is expected to testify against Bradley today in Federal Court.

Five years ago Attorney Dennis Bradley knew how to put together a great campaign team. He met Jessica Martinez when she needed help with domestic violence issues. Bradley was working for the law firm of Denkovich & Karayiannis at the time. After Martinez pleaded guilty in this case she was locked up for violating the conditions of her probation by failing to stay clean, she tested positive multiple times for cocaine. She finally checked herself into an in patient drug treatment center. She ended up doing 19 days in jail for her constant failure to pass drug screenings with her probation officer. Federal Judge Bolden didn’t give her any additional jail time when he accepted her guilty plea at sentencing. Federal prison is no substitute for drug rehab. Back on the streets for you!

Rounding out his campaign dream team Bradley hired bad girl Tina Manus, a political cartoon character from Stratford who raised the blood pressure of prominent CT politicos a few years back when she posted on Facebook the following words to describe politicos Themis Klarides and Laura Dancho: “The State House Hooker is here! Oh goody!” In her defense Tina claimed the posting was a joke in which she was referring to herself as a hooker because she was previously called a slut by political adversaries: “So when folks started asking me to run for the House, I said: ‘So the Stratford slut becomes the State House hooker? I was the ‘Stratford Slut’ for two years.” Manus will never be the prison slut when she gets sentenced after Bradley’s trial. Manus won’t do a day in jail because she is cooperating with the DOJ and will be testifying against Bradley soon.

Bradley hired high priced criminal defense attorney James Glasser for his case when he first got indicted. After a few years he decided to dump Glasser and hire Bronx bow tie attorney Darnell Crosland for the trial. Crosland cannot possibly be as expensive as Glasser, who is one of the biggest names in CT. Its possible Bradley dumped Glasser because Glasser didn’t wear an expensive bow tie. Bradley’s father Dennis Bradley Sr. wears a bow tie just like Darnell. Darnell and Bradley Sr. could both benefit from Minoxidil treatment, they lost most of their hair, unlike Bradley Sr., who has a thick head of hair. Law, like politics, is Hollywood for ugly people.

Bradley must be running out of money. Bradley didn’t make much money from his crime. Bradley is still a licensed attorney working out of his family owned law firm in Bridgeport. I guess Denkovich & Karayiannis must have kicked him out of the firm after he was indicted. Bradley is named in a divorce case listed on the family court docket. Getting charged by the Feds, or the State of CT, can really mess up your life. Just ask Paul Boyne, who is locked up in State prison after a long trial.

Its not clear if Bradley will testify in his own defense. So far his trial is not going well. A guy named Tran Bieu testified about text messages he exchanged with Bradley in which Bradley pretty much admitted to holding a campaign fundraising event that was not in compliance with public campaign finance laws. Tran also testified that he told Bradley to bring in a lot of “Pastors” like Bridgeport Mayor Joseph Ganim did in his campaigns. He said Ganim was “Jesus” material. I’ve never heard Ganim being compared to Jesus. Ganim’s family on his father’s side are Christians from Lebanon, so it may be possible that Ganim and Jesus are distant relatives. Ganim should tap into his Jesus powers and save the City of Bridgeport.

Jessica Martinez and Tina Manus are ready to testify against Bradley. Tran was never charged with a crime. Bradley should cut his losses and take a plea and pack his bags for Otisville prison camp. I can give him some tips on how to smuggle cash into the prison so that he can use the vending machines at night while he watches tv with the other white collar criminals and the guards on the take. Bradley is small time compared to the heavy hitters in Otisville. Plus he is not Jewish, so he doesn’t stand a chance against the New York Jewish gangs. There will be a few Black drug dealers from Harlem who will let him join their gang, as long as he makes regular contributions to their commissary accounts.

When Bradley gets out of prison he can ask the voters to forgive him, have a Jesus moment, and get reelected again, just like Ganim. FUHGETABOUTIT!! But he will never get his law license restored, just ask Joe Ganim, who has been denied restoration of his law license because he didn’t get on his hands and knees and admit his guilt and express remorse. The fact that Ganim exercised his Constitutional right to a jury trial was used against him by the Bar authorities. Jailhouse Jew Lawyer Noodles, Esq., has been banned for life by the CT Bar because of what you are reading right now. How dare a member of the Bar engage in free speech protected by the Constitution and write such nonsense on this blog? Its no different than trying to get a pardon or parole in Connecticut. You can be wrongfully convicted by a crooked cop, locked up for decades, and still not get parole because you didn’t express remorse for the crime you admittedly “committed.” Just ask attorney Alex Taubes, who has been posting Facebook videos lashing out at the “logic” of these State proceedings. Taubes should know about logic, he graduated from Yale Law School. NY Eastern District Judge and former Federal prosecutor Jed Rakoff discusses how the innocent admit guilt all the time for various reasons in the court system in his shocking book, “Why the Innocent Plead Guilty and the Guilty go Free.”

Mr. Bradley should heed the illogical advice of jailhouse lawyer Noodles: Don’t be a putz, cut your losses, take a deal, I’ll make sure the Satmars don’t call you a shvartz in Otisville, you will do fine. Feel free to reach out to me anytime, my email is on this blog, once again, put that goyisha kop on ice and listen to a street smart jailhouse Jewhouse lawyer who has been down that road. Redemption is near!

MOSHIACH NOW! Disclaimer: I am not referring to Jesus, Muhammad, Trump, or you know who. If you are offended by this comment I suggest you schedule an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian. My First Amendment rights to freedom of religious expression will not be censored, chilled or stifled!

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