LARRY NOODLES

District Judge Vanessa Baraitser, of the Judiciary of England and Wales, recently denied the request of the United States Justice Department to extradite Julian Assange to the United States to face charges of hacking into computers of the United States government, and conspiring with Chelsea Manning, formerly United States Army Private Bradley Edward Manning, to disclose top secret and classified military documents on Wikileaks. Manning got sentenced to 30 years in prison for espionage and other Federal crimes for disclosing…

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Daniel Greer is currently locked up in Cheshire prison, where he was sentenced to 12 years of incarceration after he was convicted by a State jury of sexually molesting one of his male high school students who was enrolled in his yeshiva. The victim also won a $15 million Federal civil verdict, after Mr. Greer was found liable for sexual assault. With interest and attorneys fees the judgment against Mr. Greer has gone up to about $22 million. The State…

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Gary Schlesinger, of the politically powerful and connected Schlesinger family of Williamsburg, has been dispensing COVID19 vaccines to hundreds of Boro Park residents through his health care clinic ParCare Community Health Network located at 445 Park Avenue, Brooklyn, NY. 445 Park Avenue is owned by an LLC which is owned by a guy named Bernard Spitzer. The Sptizer family is also a big Satmar name in Williamsburg. Schlesinger posted numerous pictures of himself with big machers and politicos on his…

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Miami based Philip Esformes was one of 20 convicted felons granted commutation of prison sentences by Donald Trump. Philip was released from Federal prison a couple of days ago. Philip was busted back in 2016 for Medicare Fraud. The Feds accused Philip of conspiring to defraud Medicare in the amount of $1.3 billion through nursing homes that he ran in South Florida. The Justice Department said it was the largest health care fraud case brought in its entire history. Philip…

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46 year old American Sarah Kaplan led a Turkish birth tourism scam at various locations in Long Island. Sarah set up Turkish language pages on Facebook’s Turkish platform. Sarah’s websites translated as “LetMyBabyBeBornInAmerica/Facebook.com.” Sarah has Turkish ancestry. Sarah was called “Hatun” which in Turkey is an honorary title of respect. Ghenghis Khan’s wife was called Hatun. Sarah charged pregnant Turkish women $7,500.00 to make arrangements to house, feed and provide medical care and doctors to deliver their babies on American…

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In 2015 mobster John Perna, pictured above with his wife, got a free wedding courtesy of the ex-husband of Real Housewives of New Jersey star Dina Manzo, pictured above. Dina’s ex-husband Thomas Manzo owns the Brownstone Restaurant in Paterson NJ. Manzo didn’t like Dina’s new husband. Manzo asked Perna to beat up her new boyfriend. Its not clear from the indictment whether Manzo’s anger at Dina stemmed from Dina cheating on Manzo. Just a hunch. In exchange for beating up…

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The attorneys for Ghislaine Maxwell filed a motion to free Ghislaine from Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) while she awaits trial. The living conditions in MDC are deplorable. Public defenders have filed a number of lawsuits against the Bureau of Prisons on behalf of inmates at MDC. Ghislaine’s attorneys have argued: “Ms. Maxwell has spent the entirety of her detention—now over five month in solitary confinement, under conditions that rival those used at USP Florence ADMAX (the supermax) to supervise the…

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Eddie Antar, AKA Crazy Eddie ran a successful chain of electronics retail stores back in the 1980s that at its peak was worth $300 million. Does anyone remember the Crazy Eddie commercials? His prices were insane!  Eddie Antar did not star in his commercials.  A radio DJ played the role of “crazy” Eddie.  In real life Eddie Antar was crazier than the character played in his commercials.  Eddie Antar did 8 years in Federal prison after he pleaded guilty to…

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Seven months ago Mayor DiBlasio broke up a Satmar funeral in Williamsburg, angering the large Hasidic sect. DiBlasio’s cops tried to disperse large crowds of Hasidim who filled up the streets of Williamsburg. They were not very successful. The cops did succeed in angering a large bloc of voters against DiBlasio. DiBlasio was called a Nazi and an Anti-Semite. Hasidim accused DiBlasio of singling out the Jews while people of color crowded parks to play basketball. People of color were…

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Two days before Thanksgiving the Department of Justice issued a press release announcing that it had secured the guilty plea of Opioid drug manufacturer Purdue Pharma. Purdue pleaded guilty to three felonies. Big deal. Purdue Pharma filed bankruptcy months ago after it ran out of money defending itself against wrongful death lawsuits. Indicting a bankrupt company, rather than a human being, is like indicting a corn beef sandwich. What’s the point? It never deters other corporations from committing crime. A…

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