LARRY NOODLES

There have been many changes at Otisville since I checked out four years ago. When I was in Otisville each Jewish inmate was allowed to light a menorah on each night of Chanukah. There were at least 50 menorahs burning every night in the Otisville shul. Most had candles. A few inmates with connections, like Mshulem Jacobowitz, were allowed to have oil menorahs. The guards were great about allowing the menorahs. Nobody got into fights. There were no fires. The…

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The Westville Shul made it to the top of the list of the Wall of Shame. Rabbi Albert Feldman submitted a letter to Judge Alander in which he stated: “After knowing Daniel Greer for better than a half-century, I can fully vouch for Rabbi Daniel Greer’s upright moral and ethical character and behavior in all situations.” Feldman is obviously senile. The Westville Board of Directors must have known about this letter. They are either senile or suffer from some form…

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Yesterday I stopped by the New Haven criminal courthouse and reviewed the criminal file of State of Connecticut v. Daniel Greer, AKA “the Goat.” Judge Alander denied the Goat’s motion to seal all letters submitted in support of the Goat. The criminal court clerk allowed me to review all letters submitted in support of the Goat. Nothing was sealed. Every letter, except one, submitted in the criminal file was written by fans of the Goat. You know who you are….

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The Goat is currently locked up in State Prison in the town of Cheshire. Cheshire has been locked down ever since the Goat arrived two weeks ago. The State normally locks down a prison if there was a riot or someone was killed in gang violence. The Goat is still alive, but not doing well, in Cheshire. The Goat is locked up in protective custody, ie., solitary confinement, for his own safety. The Goat wouldn’t last ten minutes in general…

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Yesterday Michael Cohen filed a motion to reduce his prison sentence to one year and a day so that he can get out of Otisville early. Michael Cohen must not be enjoying his stay in Otisville. Only in Club Fed would an inmate like Cohen not face the threat of immediate physical violence after having filed an offer to snitch motion. Michael Cohen has offered his “proffered full cooperation” and “proactive assistance” to the Office of the United States Attorney….

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Cheshire is one of the worst prisons in the State of Connecticut. Cheshire has gangs, drugs and extremely violent individuals. Cheshire is high security. This past summer correctional officers were rushed to the hospital for possible fentanyl exposure at Cheshire. Governor Malloy instituted an innovative German prison program in Cheshire to help rehabilitate 18 to 25 year old gang members. The Goat would never qualify for the gang rehabilitation program. The Goat may wish to mentor the young teenage gang…

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Hundreds of Ivy League rug rat juvenile delinquents stormed the recent annual football field at the Yale bowl to protest Harvard and Yale investments in fossil fuel companies. The Yale and Harvard corporations have combined endowments of $70 billion. They are both tax exempt and pay almost nothing to the IRS, the States of Connecticut and Massachusetts. Yale pays almost nothing towards New Haven property taxes on the $2.5 billion in real estate that Yale owns in New Haven. These…

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Inmate Daniel Greer has officially made the Department of Corrections website. Inmate Goat’s maximum release date is listed as 12/1/2031. The Goat will have a lot of time to think about what he did to Eli Mirlis, Avi Hack, Rafi, and others, including his son Ezi. Inmate Goat and his wife Sarah Greer were sued by Eli Mirlis in Federal Court when the Goat fraudulently transferred a quarter million dollars to the Ewe at the time of the $15 million…

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Last night Daniel Greer AKA “the Goat” spent his first night in jail. After the Goat was sentenced yesterday morning he was taken out of the courtroom and processed in a side room. He was then escorted to the basement of the courthouse where all the criminals are held waiting to appear in court. The basement lockup. I have been there many times visiting clients. The jail cells are about the size of a phone booth. Other criminals are in…

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The Goat’s prayers for a blizzard to delay his sentencing today did not work. The Goat arrived in court this morning at about 9:15 AM for his 10 AM sentencing, with his Ewe by his side, locking fore paws. The Goat seemed relaxed waiting for his sentencing hearing. The Goat sat next to his Ewe and read from a small Hebrew prayer book. Before court the Goat conferred with his attorney David Grudberg. Willie the Dow arrived ten minutes before…

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