Larry Noodles KIDNAPPED!!!!!
COLLive, The Yeshiva World, The Jerusalem Post, the Yale Daily, and the New Haven Independent have just reported that Larry Noodles has been kidnapped. Larry Noodles was last seen learning the English alphabet and addition & subtraction at a local New Haven yeshiva which recently instituted a rigorous secular studies program to help ignoramuses like Larry Noodles adjust to the outside world after having been raised in a Jewish shtetl. The FBI has compiled a list of persons, and animals…