LARRY NOODLES

Arnold Klein was just sentenced to 6 months in Otisville for money laundering. Klein was facing two years if Judge Kenneth Karas followed the Sentencing Guidelines. Klein used his non profit organization to launder hundreds of thousands of dollars. Klein was living in a $2.2 million 10 bedroom house in Monroe when the Feds finally caught up to him in 2019. Klein was earning a 6% commission on monies laundered through his non profit Gemach Keren Hillel account. Klein sold…

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Pedophile “Rabbi” Daniel Greer is currently residing in a jail cell in the basement of the Connecticut Correctional Institution in Cheshire. The Goat was forced to sign a 12 year lease with the State of Connecticut. The Goat gets free room and board for a period of 12 years. The Goat has a $20 million judgment hanging over his horns. The Goat has hired the best lawyers money can buy and has appealed the $20M judgment to the Second Circuit…

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Rabbi Nathaniel Sommer of Monsey and his son Aaron Sommer were in charge of kashering the commercial ovens of the Evergreen Court nursing home for Pesach a few months ago. They turned off the fire alarms and used blow torches to kasher the ovens. They have been kashering the facilities for many years. The kashering process may violate local town health and zoning codes. Who knows? Nobody seems to care until there is an accident. An hour and a half…

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Murray Huberfeld was involved in a bribery and kickback scheme with New York City political wheeler dealer 35 year old Jona Rechnitz. Huberfeld and Rechnitz conspired to bribe New York City union boss Norm Seabrook. They paid Norm a $60K bribe to park the union’s retirement fund in Huberfeld’s hedge fund. Rechnitz was a big donor to Mayor DeBlasio. Rechnitz has been bribing New York cops and politicians for years. The Feds eventually made Rechnitz an offer he couldn’t refuse….

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After four years of blogging about Otisville I have decided to publish a book that chronicles Jewish daily life in Otisville as it existed in the years before COVID19. There once was a thriving Jewish criminal community within the walls of the Federal Bureau of Prisons. Sadly, this life no longer exists in Otisville. I feel I have a duty to write a book about the glory days, for historical and religious purposes and for the sake of posterity. Here…

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After four years of blogging about Jewish life in Otisville I have decided to publish a book that chronicles Jewish daily life in Otisville as it existed in the years before COVID19.  There once was a thriving Jewish criminal community, a shtetl located within the walls of the Federal Bureau of Prisons with everything necessary for a Jewish male to live a totally immersed Jewish life, excepting of course for procreation.  Sadly, this life no longer exists in Otisville. I…

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Every year convicted child rapist Daniel Greer applies for special Connecticut State tax credits and rebates for donors who write hundreds of thousands of checks each year to his non profit entities. Every year the tax credits get approved by the Board of Aldermen of the City of New Haven. Every year the New Haven Independent writes a story about it. See link. New Haven residents respond to the story with outrage and disgust, yet the alderman continue to approve…

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Jacob Deutsch of Williamsburg and Aron Deutsch of Monsey own BH (Baruch Hashem) Property Management, LLC, a property management company that used to manage several multifamily housing properties in Hartford. They purchased 16 Evergreen Avenue, a 24-unit housing property, and 53 Evergreen Avenue, a 12-unit housing property in 2017 from a limited liability company based in China called Hong Ying Investment, which is owned by Yinghao Huang, Hongfen Yu, and Chao Liang Jia of Changzhou, Jaingsu, China, wherever that is….

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Alan Dershowitz convinced Donald Trump to release international pot kingpin Jonathan Braun and commute his sentence just before the Donald left office. Jon was doing ten years in Otisville. When Dershowitz was told that Braun committed acts of violence to collect on debts in his loan sharking business, which he operated out of Otisville, Dershowitz donated Braun’s legal fee to charity. The Justice Department was ready to give Braun a walk at his sentencing a couple of years ago because…

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Three religious Ukrainian Jews from Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, pulled off the biggest safe deposit box bank robbery in human history. Igor Berkovich AKA Garri Smith, Alex Levin and Val Cooper AKA Valeriy Kononenko, and their unnamed co-conspirators walked into numerous banks in Eastern Europe during business hours, opened safe deposit boxes and walked out with gold bars, jewelry, and other valuables. Their total take was $30 million, which they laundered in the United States. How were these 3 gonifs able…

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